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The Profit
6/30/2011, 09:32 AM
I especially like the quote at the end of the story.



NEWSER) – Other states might be green with envy, but it's only North Carolina that can claim its very own "miraculous" Kudzu Jesus. The mass of runaway weeds growing up a power utility pole and wires near the town of Kinston looks remarkably like Jesus Christ on the cross, say several witnesses. “I thought I was crazy the first time I saw it and it resembled Jesus," said Kent Hardison, who runs Ma's Hotdog Stand less than half a mile from the vision. "Maybe he's looking out for us." One thing's for certain: Kudzu Jesus will likely be around for a while, notes the Kinston Free Press. Hardison, who frequently uses herbicide to destroy kudzu growing up local power lines, has decided against it in this case. "You can't spray Jesus with Roundup," he explained.
SpankyNek
6/30/2011, 09:51 AM
http://cache.boston.com/resize/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2011/06/29/1309371053_4042/300h.jpg
OhU1
6/30/2011, 09:53 AM
The mass of runaway weeds growing up a power utility pole and wires near the town of Kinston looks remarkably like Jesus Christ

Wow, it looks exactly like him!
87sooner
6/30/2011, 09:57 AM
"You can't spray Jesus with Roundup," he explained.

it's a monsanto conspiracy
The Profit
6/30/2011, 10:04 AM
This makes me wonder. If more modern day forms of execution would have been around 2,000 years ago, would Christians wear little guillotines around their necks today, or perhaps little gallows? Just some food for thought.
saucysoonergal
6/30/2011, 10:08 AM
This makes me wonder. If more modern day forms of execution would have been around 2,000 years ago, would Christians wear little guillotines around their necks today, or perhaps little gallows? Just some food for thought.

The lethal injection table looks a lot like a cross laid on its side.

http://www.radley.org.uk/OR/OldRadleian/2002/images/lorelei/gurney.jpg
The Profit
6/30/2011, 10:10 AM
The lethal injection table looks a lot like a cross laid on its side.

http://www.radley.org.uk/OR/OldRadleian/2002/images/lorelei/gurney.jpg



I'll be damned. You are right.
DIB
6/30/2011, 10:12 AM
This makes me wonder. If more modern day forms of execution would have been around 2,000 years ago, would Christians wear little guillotines around their necks today, or perhaps little gallows? Just some food for thought.

A mini gas chamber? Intravenous tubes?
The Profit
6/30/2011, 10:26 AM
We could make it simple. A miniature 14k gold plated syringe would be a fashion statement for any young lady just back from church camp.

Really!! Am I the only one, who thinks it is bizarre to remember the Savior by wearing a replica of His execution device?
saucysoonergal
6/30/2011, 10:27 AM
Well, back in the olden days it was a fish, now that is somthing for the back of your car apparently.
87sooner
6/30/2011, 10:30 AM
We could make it simple. A miniature 14k gold plated syringe would be a fashion statement for any young lady just back from church camp.

Really!! Am I the only one, who thinks it is bizarre to remember the Savior by wearing a replica of His execution device?

most likely
The Profit
6/30/2011, 10:44 AM
Well, back in the olden days it was a fish, now that is somthing for the back of your car apparently.




I like the fish with the little legs on it.
Breadburner
6/30/2011, 11:18 AM
Can Kudzu power a vehicle....?
The Profit
6/30/2011, 11:19 AM
Can Kudzu power a vehicle....?




Yep, if you mix some corn in with it.
Howzit
6/30/2011, 11:22 AM
Maybe it's an upside down Peter...