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Position Limit
6/29/2011, 01:24 PM
it's that time of day people. here's a funny/sad/true read on our current facination. i fully expect the usual brainwashed to decry and dismiss this latest matt taibbi salvos as nothing more than a hit piece coming from a pinko/lefty rag. wail if you must, but there are some true laugh out loud musings in the article. enjoy.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/michele-bachmanns-holy-war-20110622?page=1

OutlandTrophy
6/29/2011, 01:26 PM
what's the over/under on the number of times Position Limit is caught lying in this thread?

4?

Mongo
6/29/2011, 01:27 PM
I will take the under cause this is a RLIMC-esque thread and wont have legs

picasso
6/29/2011, 01:28 PM
Have they done a piece on the extreme religious church Obama attends? I can't wait for that read.

tcrb
6/29/2011, 01:28 PM
what's the over/under on the number of times Position Limit is caught lying in this thread?

4?

Depends on your definition of lying. If you're gonna count just making sh*t up as lying, I'm guessing 4 might be a little low. ;)

Position Limit
6/29/2011, 01:39 PM
didnt take long for this to turn into a circle jerk with you clowns. am i lying? start counting.

SpankyNek
6/29/2011, 01:39 PM
Have they done a piece on the extreme religious church Obama attends? I can't wait for that read.

Who is "they?" Rolling Stone?

I doubt it, as there were about 50 editorial articles per week regarding his church just 3 years ago.

jk the sooner fan
6/29/2011, 01:40 PM
didnt take long for this to turn into a circle jerk with you clowns. am i lying? start counting.

+1 - i know these guys and none of them are clowns

Mongo
6/29/2011, 01:40 PM
I find raw or cured salmon better tasting than cooked salmon

jk the sooner fan
6/29/2011, 01:41 PM
do you pronounce it with the L or without?

picasso
6/29/2011, 01:41 PM
Who is "they?" Rolling Stone?

I doubt it, as there were about 50 editorial articles per week regarding his church just 3 years ago.

Really? But not in said magazine. There's also been hella articles about Bushie but ti didn't stop them from jizzin' on and on about him.

Circle jerk? Ahh that's what you call those with other views on a subject?

Remember to coexist, bitch.

Mongo
6/29/2011, 01:42 PM
without of course

Caboose
6/29/2011, 01:42 PM
it's that time of day people. here's a funny/sad/true read on our current facination. i fully expect the usual brainwashed to decry and dismiss this latest matt taibbi salvos as nothing more than a hit piece coming from a pinko/lefty rag. wail if you must, but there are some true laugh out loud musings in the article. enjoy.

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/news/michele-bachmanns-holy-war-20110622?page=1

Cognitive dissonance.

tcrb
6/29/2011, 01:42 PM
I find raw or cured salmon better tasting than cooked salmon

I like to smoke my salmon.

jk the sooner fan
6/29/2011, 01:43 PM
without of course

you're a classy bastard

dont let anybody tell you differently

Mongo
6/29/2011, 01:43 PM
you're a classy bastard

dont let anybody tell you differently

I KNEW IT!!!

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/29/2011, 01:44 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155858

tommieharris91
6/29/2011, 01:44 PM
I like raw salmon...

Mongo
6/29/2011, 01:46 PM
I like raw salmon...

me too. probably me favorite sashimi or nigiri. but I discovered gravlax. very good way to enjoy it

OutlandTrophy
6/29/2011, 01:47 PM
I find raw or cured salmon better tasting than cooked salmon

I concur

OhU1
6/29/2011, 01:50 PM
I'd laugh at that article if it was fiction. Gilligan for President!

mgsooner
6/29/2011, 01:51 PM
I like pronouncing it Sal-mun when I'm Dining at fancy restaurants.

tcrb
6/29/2011, 01:53 PM
My boss is wearing a salmon colored shirt today.

Curly Bill
6/29/2011, 01:53 PM
I'm grillin some salmon here a bit later.

True story.

Mississippi Sooner
6/29/2011, 01:54 PM
Salman had it going on.

http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheC2FSBWFUIHJ1C2HKAWU=/imgSalman%20Rushdie8.jpg

Mongo
6/29/2011, 01:55 PM
she is hot, but you wont get any meat in the food she cooks for you

Mississippi Sooner
6/29/2011, 02:03 PM
Uh. I just took a second look at that dress.

OutlandTrophy
6/29/2011, 02:05 PM
I'm not a big fan of putting salmon into a salad.

tcrb
6/29/2011, 02:07 PM
Wow, that's quite a scar on her right arm. Wonder how she got that?

Jammin'
6/29/2011, 02:08 PM
I love Matt Taibi's work and thought this piece was well done. Bachmann is nobody I would vote for.

JohnnyMack
6/29/2011, 02:11 PM
I'm not a big fan of putting salmon into a salad.

Charleston's has a new salmon caesar salad that is teh awesomez.

Mississippi Sooner
6/29/2011, 02:12 PM
Wow, that's quite a scar on her right arm. Wonder how she got that?

Car accident when she was 14 years old.

Mongo
6/29/2011, 02:13 PM
Charleston's has a new salmon caesar salad that is teh awesomez.

mmmm, shrimpcargo

OU_Sooners75
6/29/2011, 02:19 PM
didnt take long for this to turn into a circle jerk with you clowns. am i lying? start counting.

How you doing Dr. Pepper?

OutlandTrophy
6/29/2011, 02:21 PM
Charleston's has a new salmon caesar salad that is teh awesomez.

See, that's had me wondering about it. I don't know, I'm kinda scared to do it.

SpankyNek
6/29/2011, 02:27 PM
Charleston's has a new salmon caesar salad that is teh awesomez.

That is the terminology that a certain knight uses when directing his hairdresser...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i3QbPud9yw4/SCg4ia-m4AI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/fNpew87-lAE/s400/elton.jpg

picasso
6/29/2011, 02:31 PM
Salman had it going on.

http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheC2FSBWFUIHJ1C2HKAWU=/imgSalman%20Rushdie8.jpg

Sal Bass?

MsProudSooner
6/29/2011, 03:04 PM
I learned something from that article. Oklahoma isn't the only state w/ certifiably crazy politicians.

Caboose
6/29/2011, 03:22 PM
I learned something from that article. Oklahoma isn't the only state w/ certifiably crazy politicians.

I would rather have crazy than corrupt/dishonest.

Jammin'
6/29/2011, 03:25 PM
I would rather have crazy than corrupt/dishonest.

Too bad you don't get to pick. We/everyone seems to be full up with both crazy and corrupt. (not Chicago corrupt, but still...)

The Profit
6/29/2011, 03:41 PM
I learned something from that article. Oklahoma isn't the only state w/ certifiably crazy politicians.




No, there are bible banging wackos in every state. Minnesota and Iowa have always been famous for their religious lunatics. I guess it is a sect of radical Lutherans. Kansas has some crazy Catholics. We (Oklahoma) have Southern Baptists and Pentecostals (i.e. Holy Rollers).

49r
6/29/2011, 03:45 PM
I like to smoke my salmon.

I tried it once, but I couldn't keep the damn thing lit!

The Profit
6/29/2011, 03:45 PM
I tried it once, but I couldn't keep the damn thing lit!




Any good fireman will tell ya, "anything will burn."

MsProudSooner
6/29/2011, 04:18 PM
I would rather have crazy than corrupt/dishonest.


I'm not sure about that. With crazy, you are in danger of them pushing the button because a 'higher power' told them to. Corrupt/dishonest probably won't see any money to be made if they push the button.

The Profit
6/29/2011, 04:36 PM
I'm not sure about that. With crazy, you are in danger of them pushing the button because a 'higher power' told them to. Corrupt/dishonest probably won't see any money to be made if they push the button.




I agree. We had 8 years of corrupt/dishonest with the GWB administration and we survived. Well, we barely survived, but we did survive.

Bourbon St Sooner
6/29/2011, 04:40 PM
If Barack Obama and George Bush are completely sane, then maybe we should give bat **** crazy a chance.

The Profit
6/29/2011, 04:42 PM
If Barack Obama and George Bush are completely sane, then maybe we should give bat **** crazy a chance.




It is not worth taking chances. I would vote for a Mormon before I would vote for Bachmann.

MsProudSooner
6/29/2011, 04:45 PM
The song goes, "Give Peace a Chance", not "Give Bat#### Crazy a Chance".

Jammin'
6/29/2011, 04:47 PM
It is not worth taking chances. I would vote for a Mormon before I would vote for Bachmann.

Thank god it won't come down to those two as a choice as I'd vote for a born-again Muslim from Kansas, HI over a mormon or a bachmann.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/29/2011, 04:55 PM
I'd vote for a born-again Muslim from Kansas, HI over a mormon or a bachmann.Have you applied for Mensa? They would benefit from your comaraderie and your wisdom

Jammin'
6/29/2011, 04:56 PM
Have you applied for Mensa? They would benefit from your comaraderie and your wisdom

They turned me down citing "too sarcastic" as their main objection.

OhU1
6/29/2011, 07:02 PM
Have you applied for Mensa? They would benefit from your comaraderie and your wisdom

Mensa does not care about wisdom. You have to score in the top 2% of the population on a certified legitimate IQ test.

Palin would not make the cut (she had to patch together a B.A. in journalism by attending 5 community college type institutions). Bachmann? Perhaps, but she does not understand even rudimentary American history and thinks a magic man in the sky talks to her.

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/29/2011, 07:47 PM
Mensa does not care about wisdom. You have to score in the top 2% of the population on a certified legitimate IQ test.

Palin would not make the cut (she had to patch together a B.A. in journalism by attending 5 community college type institutions). Bachmann? Perhaps, but she does not understand even rudimentary American history and thinks a magic man in the sky talks to her.Holy moley, back to Palin? with the stupid card, yet. A combo deal with the 2 most famous(and obviously stupid for being conservative) conservative women. How resourceful!

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:17 PM
Mensa does not care about wisdom. You have to score in the top 2% of the population on a certified legitimate IQ test.

Palin would not make the cut (she had to patch together a B.A. in journalism by attending 5 community college type institutions). Bachmann? Perhaps, but she does not understand even rudimentary American history and thinks a magic man in the sky talks to her.

Obama listens to the magic man in the sky....he just needs reverend Wright to interpret it for him.

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:19 PM
Obama listens to the magic man in the sky....he just needs reverend Wright to interpret it for him.

Has the Reverend been invited to the White House?

SpankyNek
6/29/2011, 08:21 PM
Has the Reverend been invited to the White House?

I don't think so....but in the past, it's halls have been graced by the Taliban!

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:21 PM
Has the Reverend been invited to the White House?

Should he be?

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:23 PM
I don't think so....but in the past, it's halls have been graced by the Taliban!

Al queda may soon be there.

Mongo
6/29/2011, 08:24 PM
a nice rare tuna steak is good too

RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!
6/29/2011, 08:25 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155858

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:26 PM
Should he be?

If I was Obama....I would have had the Treasury Dept investigate his books and take his Non-Profit Status away...

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:26 PM
a nice rare tuna steak is good too

Steak or taco?

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:27 PM
http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=155858

You should just add that to your sig line....

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:27 PM
If I was Obama....I would have had the Treasury Dept investigate his books and take his Non-Profit Status away...

Obama would rather let sleeping dogs lie.

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:29 PM
Obama would rather let sleeping dogs lie.

I doubt that. That guy turned on his entire Family. I'm guessing he just took the High Road since the Dear Reverend decided to smear him as a Politician.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 08:36 PM
Michele Bachmann is one of the STUPIDEST women I HAVE EVER SEEN!! She thinks God talks to HER AND ONLY HER!! She is BAT**** and ****ING WEIRD!!! She isn't very attractive either, and lastly, she's a complete tool!! She should read the Constitution instead of whatever some televangelist told her in law school!!!!!

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:37 PM
I doubt that. That guy turned on his entire Family. I'm guessing he just took the High Road since the Dear Reverend decided to smear him as a Politician.

Wright hasn't been heard from in over a year...why would obama want to stir up those old memories?

OhU1
6/29/2011, 08:38 PM
Holy moley, back to Palin? with the stupid card, yet. A combo deal with the 2 most famous(and obviously stupid for being conservative) conservative women. How resourceful!

The "stupid card" is the card that's showing. No need for me to call it.

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:38 PM
Hell.....he's flashed on the screen at least once a week.

Here's one from 2 hours ago....

http://savannahnow.com/latest-news/2011-06-29/video-rev-jeremiah-wright-takes-stage-savannah-state-university

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:44 PM
Michele Bachmann is one of the STUPIDEST women I HAVE EVER SEEN!! She thinks God talks to HER AND ONLY HER!! She is BAT**** and ****ING WEIRD!!! She isn't very attractive either, and lastly, she's a complete tool!! She should read the Constitution instead of whatever some televangelist told her in law school!!!!!

You seem upset.

Have you ever listened to Maxine Waters?

Do you find Maddow attractive?

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:47 PM
Hell.....he's flashed on the screen at least once a week.

Here's one from 2 hours ago....

http://savannahnow.com/latest-news/2011-06-29/video-rev-jeremiah-wright-takes-stage-savannah-state-university

I watch the nightly news....never see him. He is, I feel, a distant memory to most voters.

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:48 PM
Do you find Maddow attractive?

I do in a Nanny kind of watch my Golden Retriever while we are out of town and please do not have teh secs with him kind of way....

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:50 PM
I watch the nightly news....never see him. He is, I feel, a distant memory to most voters.

I think folks keep an eye on him for something juicy to use against Obama during the 2012 Elections.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 08:52 PM
I do in a Nanny kind of watch my Golden Retriever while we are out of town and please do not have teh secs with him kind of way....

Bachmann would probably try to exorcise the gay out of you, and it wouldn't work. Holy water doesn't really help.

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 08:56 PM
Bachmann would probably try to exorcise the gay out of you, and it wouldn't work. Holy water doesn't really help.

Since she's a false profit and I'm a Child of God....she should really concentrate on trying to get votes from the weak minded.....

okie52
6/29/2011, 08:57 PM
I think folks keep an eye on him for something juicy to use against Obama during the 2012 Elections.

Could happen but I think Obama vetted most of those demons in his 1st election

okie52
6/29/2011, 09:00 PM
Bachmann would probably try to exorcise the gay out of you, and it wouldn't work. Holy water doesn't really help.

Rachel-Obama is against gay marriage. Does that upset you?

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 09:00 PM
Since she's a false profit and I'm a Child of God....she should really concentrate on trying to get votes from the weak minded.....

She blasphemes too? How do to Bible-thumpers even think about voting for these people?? Man... Obama shouldn't even have to spend a dollar to beat this crop of clowns next year.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 09:01 PM
Rachel-Obama is against gay marriage. Does that upset you?

Just a tad, but Bachmann and Palin are too, and even moreso. I hate them soooo much!

okie52
6/29/2011, 09:06 PM
Just a tad, but Bachmann and Palin are too, and even moreso. I hate them soooo much!

So are you gay? Are social issues your top priority.

tcrb
6/29/2011, 09:07 PM
There sure are a lot of folks that seem scared to death of Ms Bachman and Ms Palin.

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 09:10 PM
I'd say most of them were Mormon suit wearing men and a Dude that "Doesn't like to Read" and the GOP Rapper T-Paw and The Eye of a newt.

tcrb
6/29/2011, 09:11 PM
Humans tend to demonize that which they fear the most.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 09:12 PM
So are you gay? Are social issues your top priority.

Well, I would like to marry my girlfriend...

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 09:13 PM
Humans tend to demonize that which they fear the most.

Must by why you hate Obama so much.

okie52
6/29/2011, 09:15 PM
Well, I would like to marry my girlfriend...

If you are a male Obama has no problem with that.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 09:16 PM
If you are a male Obama has no problem with that.

So? DOMA is dead in the water and he, Boehner, Bachmann, Palin, et al. can cry a river.

okie52
6/29/2011, 09:22 PM
So? DOMA is dead in the water and he, Boehner, Bachmann, Palin, et al. can cry a river.

So you are supporting someone that is against your right to marry. Now if social issues are secondary to you I can understand your lack of concern.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 09:25 PM
So you are supporting someone that is against your right to marry. Now if social issues are secondary to you I can understand your lack of concern.

It's not his issue. DOMA is unconstitutional. It violates the 14th amendment.

okie52
6/29/2011, 09:29 PM
Then palin's and Bachmans positions shouldn't matter either.

RACHEL MADDOW is my clone
6/29/2011, 09:33 PM
Then palin's and Bachmans positions shouldn't matter either.

They kinda pander to gay haters though. Obama doesn't.

okie52
6/29/2011, 09:38 PM
They kinda pander to gay haters though. Obama doesn't.

Well who is obama pandering to when he states "marriage is a man and a woman"?

delhalew
6/29/2011, 09:59 PM
It's not his issue. DOMA is unconstitutional. It violates the 14th amendment.

As soon as the courts agree, he can ignore it. Not until then.

BTW, yer sorry *** is finally right about something. It is unconstitutional.

delhalew
6/29/2011, 10:05 PM
They kinda pander to gay haters though. Obama doesn't.

And then ya blew it!

okie52
6/29/2011, 10:31 PM
I think Rachel has left the building.

StoopTroup
6/29/2011, 10:38 PM
I think for good....

hawaii 5-0
6/29/2011, 10:40 PM
Me thinks Obama supports gay marriage but politically he's not saying so.


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