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jk the sooner fan
6/29/2011, 10:23 AM
hey all you drinkers - this is a long weekend, we'll all be celebrating our nations independence

if you plan on drinking more than you normally do - i wanted to warn all of you that Oklahoma laws currently prevent the sale of alcohol on a federal holiday

so buy what you'll need now (think of how you stock up on toilet paper - and dont just buy one roll at a time, or how you typically keep enough food in the pantry to last a few days)
Mjcpr
6/29/2011, 10:25 AM
I drink beer.
jk the sooner fan
6/29/2011, 10:26 AM
I drink beer.

can you squeeze another case somewhere in your house?
jumperstop
6/29/2011, 10:26 AM
And don't drive....well at least don't be too drunk when you drive...
My Opinion Matters
6/29/2011, 10:26 AM
My liquor store doesn't even sell toilet paper. What the hell is jk talking about?
The
6/29/2011, 10:28 AM
My liquor store doesn't even sell toilet paper. What the hell is jk talking about?

He doesn't even know.

He lives in texas.
Mjcpr
6/29/2011, 10:33 AM
can you squeeze another case somewhere in your house?

I drink the kind you can buy at any store before 2am, even on a Federal Holiday, so I'll have plenty. :D
Position Limit
6/29/2011, 10:39 AM
I drink beer.

they dont sell beer at the liquor store on holidays. the stuff you buy in grocery stores will be on sale but thats not beer.
Mjcpr
6/29/2011, 10:39 AM
they dont sell beer at the liquor store on holidays. the stuff you buy in grocery stores will be on sale but thats not beer.

Yes it is, that's what I will be drinking, it works just fine.
jk the sooner fan
6/29/2011, 10:40 AM
Yes it is, that's what I will be drinking, it works just fine.

just double up huh? :D
saucysoonergal
6/29/2011, 10:43 AM
Kelly "Multi-Chin" Ogle said that the PoPo was setting up check points this weekend. Don't drink and drive, M'kay?
Mjcpr
6/29/2011, 10:43 AM
just double up huh? :D

Whatever it takes. :D
jk the sooner fan
6/29/2011, 10:44 AM
Don't drink and drive, M'kay?

yes, this......please, in all seriousness
OutlandTrophy
6/29/2011, 10:45 AM
I have a kegerator. In my dining room where the dining room table used to be. Behind Gus' toys. Is has Bud Light in it. And wheels so I can move it.
Mjcpr
6/29/2011, 10:48 AM
I have a kegerator. In my dining room where the dining room table used to be. Behind Gus' toys. Is has Bud Light in it. And wheels so I can move it.

I believe it was inferred that you can't get drunk off that.
OhU1
6/29/2011, 10:51 AM
Kelly "Multi-Chin" Ogle said that the PoPo was setting up check points this weekend. Don't drink and drive, M'kay?

Ever notice how his brother Kevin Ogle looks like Frankenstien when he tries to pull off that fake newsguy smile between stories? Kevin's like 6'8 so he really could play Frankenstien if you inserted prop bolts in his neck.
OutlandTrophy
6/29/2011, 10:52 AM
I believe it was inferred that you can't get drunk off that.

I just meant that it's heavy so I push it around to get a workout.
The
6/29/2011, 10:53 AM
K Don't drink and drive, M'kay?

Don't you tell me what to do.
Tin Cup
6/29/2011, 11:21 AM
I am on vacation, so no need to worry about seeing me at some checkpoint. Stay thirsty my friends!