the primary difference between Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip

[Fraggle145]

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yep.

[MR2-Sooner86]

A sandwich isn't a sandwich without the tasty zip of Miracle Whip.

[Fraggle145]

Wrong.

[Harry Beanbag]

Mongo loves goblin cum.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. - Yimmy Tudeski

[SoonerDude]

Both are nasty.

[batonrougesooner]

How do you know what Goblin cum tastes like? Just curious.

[Soonerfan88]

If your definition of Miracle Whip is goblin cum, that's the one I have to choose.

Miracle Whip > Mayonnaise

[yankee]

Both suck and should be nowhere near a sandwich.

[olevetonahill]

I like em both,

[Breadburner]

Mongo even milks the goblins.....

[DIB]

I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door. - Yimmy Tudeski


Both are nasty.


Both suck and should be nowhere near a sandwich.

All of these

[Sooner Tri]

Once I learned that mayonnaise was simply raw eggs, oil, and vinegar blended together I never ate it again.

[sooner_born_1960]

Fraggle, you've been around long enough to have surely learned something from frankensooner. This is a horrible poal.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Mayonnaise is awesum and miracle whip tastes like ***.

There you have it.

[Chuck Bao]

I had mayonnaise on a double ham, double cheese, lettuce toasted bread sandwich for dinner tonight. Not healthy but at least I could eat it.

Besides I was hungry after a FAIL at breakfast and I know that this is really, really off topic. I suppose that I put way, way, way too many spices in the stir-fry glass noodles with ham, pork balls, eggs, onions, chilies, lettuce and parsley. I ate a little bit of it and it made my nose bleed. I have never before eaten food so offensive that it made my nose bleed.

Back on topic, I don't think I could tell the diff between miracle whip and mayonnaise. I can eat almost anything if I am not fixing it.

[saucysoonergal]

One is a delicious condiment, the other a salad dressing.

[Mongo]

All of these

you sir, if it is still sir, are a ****ing moran

[3rdgensooner]

Once I learned that mayonnaise was simply raw eggs, oil, and vinegar blended together I never ate it again.trade the oil for butter = Hollandaise

[saucysoonergal]

trade the oil for butter = Hollandaise

MMMMMMM, Squash Rockefeller.

[Fraggle145]

Fraggle, you've been around long enough to have surely learned something from frankensooner. This is a horrible poal.

I know it is :O But I wanted to make people have to choose goblin cum. :D

[Mongo]

MMMMMMM, Squash Rockefeller.

mmmmm, eggs benedict

[Fraggle145]

How do you know what Goblin cum tastes like? Just curious.

Mongo keeps one in his basement... In other words, Johnny Mack told me.

[Mongo]

I am not a fan of these Mongo and goblin jizz references.

not at all

[Jammin']

You all are crazy. Mayo/MW is good stuff on a lot of things. Not burgers though. Well, if you burnt the hell of it I might attempt to choke it down with some mayo/mw. But that would really be more your fault than mine.

[saucysoonergal]

I am not a fan of these Mongo and goblin jizz references.

not at all

We all know you like Sausage grease.



;)

[Mongo]

We all know you like Sausage grease.



;)

SAME JOKE PREMISE!!!!

[3rdgensooner]

You all are crazy. Mayo/MW is good stuff on a lot of things. Not burgers though. I'm curious if the mayo haters like sour cream.

[saucysoonergal]

c_p loves Mayo and Sour Cream, or so I have been told.

[Jammin']

I dislike sour cream as a general rule. Is that odd?



I also hit a baseball left handed but golf right handed. That should have got me to at least AA ball though. Damn genetics.

[Mongo]

c_p loves Mayo and Sour Cream, or so I have been told.

the hissy fit he threw at Abuelos was classic

[3rdgensooner]

I dislike sour cream as a general rule. Is that odd?


I don't think it's odd. Also, do the mayo haters like Ranch Dressing?

[soonerchk]

I had mayonnaise on a double ham, double cheese, lettuce toasted bread sandwich for dinner tonight. Not healthy but at least I could eat it.

Besides I was hungry after a FAIL at breakfast and I know that this is really, really off topic. I suppose that I put way, way, way too many spices in the stir-fry glass noodles with ham, pork balls, eggs, onions, chilies, lettuce and parsley. I ate a little bit of it and it made my nose bleed. I have never before eaten food so offensive that it made my nose bleed.

Back on topic, I don't think I could tell the diff between miracle whip and mayonnaise. I can eat almost anything if I am not fixing it.

Next time, don't snort it?

[StoopTroup]

Did you choose to quit eating it or were you born that way?

[Jammin']

I don't think it's odd. Also, do the mayo haters like Ranch Dressing?

You're really making me think 3, damn it.

So far:

Mayo: good
MW: good
Sour Cream: bad
Ranch: god's gift to food, devils gift to my waist

[delhalew]

I instantly know when someone tries to substitute goblin cum for mayo. Miracle Whip is sweet. It's clearly full of sugar, and does not belong.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I use sour cream as a dip for barbeque potato chips. Does wonders for the blood pressure, I'm sure.

[saucysoonergal]

I instantly know when someone tries to substitute goblin cum for mayo. Miracle Whip is sweet. It's clearly full of sugar, and does not belong.

That is why it is to only be mixed with cabbage to become cole slaw.

[soonerchk]

I instantly know when someone tries to substitute goblin cum for mayo. Miracle Whip is sweet. It's clearly full of sugar, and does not belong.

I bet it's high fructose corn syrup.

[delhalew]

Sour cream is one of the most useful food products on earth.

[delhalew]

I bet it's high fructose corn syrup.

Of course it is. In the end it's the swme, only worse for you, and less tasty.

[soonerchk]

I don't think it's odd. Also, do the mayo haters like Ranch Dressing?

So not the same thing!

[saucysoonergal]

Of course it is. In the end it's the swme, only worse for you, and less tasty.


These people http://www.sweetsurprise.com/learning-center/what-is-hfcs
and our resident bugeaters might disagree, but I'm with you!

[3rdgensooner]

So not the same thing!Have you ever had ranch dressing made without Mayonnaise?

[OhU1]

Is Miracle Whip really so good it has to be of supernatural origin? I mean, don't we have any natural explanations for the existence of Miracle Whip?

[Fraggle145]

That is why it is to only be mixed with cabbage to become cole slaw.

Even then its still an abomination!

[Fraggle145]

Is Miracle Whip really so good it has to be of supernatural origin? I mean, don't we have any natural explanations for the existence of Miracle Whip?

Fat people like to get fatter. I tested it.

[delhalew]

Is Miracle Whip really so good it has to be of supernatural origin? I mean, don't we have any natural explanations for the existence of Miracle Whip?

Every time I've eaten it, I felt like I was eating a science experiment.

[JDMT]

Jammin has crabs.

[NormanPride]

What if one really, REALLY likes goblin cum?

[delhalew]

Jammin has crabs.

Put MW on it. That will kill them.

[Mongo]

the directional driller brought me a burger from the cafe. I put mayo on it.

**** you haters

[Jammin']

Jammin has crabs.

Correction: Jammin HAD crabs.

DIB HAS crabs.

[NormanPride]

Is that like a cold, where if you give it to someone yours goes away?

[Jammin']

Is that like a cold, where if you give it to someone yours goes away?

Sorta, I just had to be in long enough for them all to migrate.

[NormanPride]

Where does your penis get all its cheap labor, then?

[Jammin']

Where does your penis get all its cheap labor, then?

He has a couple of nutty friends that will do anything for a little action.

[soonerchk]

Have you ever had ranch dressing made without Mayonnaise?

The other stuff make the mayo inoffensive. That also works with chokes and cheese.

[NormanPride]

Ranch dressing without mayo uses sour cream and buttermilk.

[Mississippi Sooner]

The other stuff make the mayo inoffensive. That also works with chokes and cheese.

It might choke Artie, but it ain't gonna choke Stymie.

[saucysoonergal]

Dang this place is just chock full of Lil' Rascal references today!

[Mississippi Sooner]

Dang this place is just chock full of Lil' Rascal references today!

Well, Darla was an Okie, ya know.

[3rdgensooner]

Ranch dressing without mayo uses sour cream and buttermilk.
Or yogurt.

Which is why I was asking about sour cream earlier in the thread.

The only time I feel I must have mayo on a sandwich is when having a BLT. Otherwise, I am not really picky.

[Fraggle145]

Or yogurt.

Which is why I was asking about sour cream earlier in the thread.

The only time I feel I must have mayo on a sandwich is when having a BLT. Otherwise, I am not really picky.

throat yogurt? :eek:

[NormanPride]

Or yogurt.

Which is why I was asking about sour cream earlier in the thread.

The only time I feel I must have mayo on a sandwich is when having a BLT. Otherwise, I am not really picky.
What about a theta burger?

[SpankyNek]

Or yogurt.

Which is why I was asking about sour cream earlier in the thread.

The only time I feel I must have mayo on a sandwich is when having a BLT. Otherwise, I am not really picky.

I am fine with dairy condiments on burgers, and in general (Don't tell God, though)

Ranch=Good (Not that BS with the first ingredient as soybean oil...that is NOT Ranch)
Sour Cream=Good (Esp. w/Pepper Jack and onions/chilis)
Yogurt=Good(Especially with Feta and Cavender's Greek Seasoning)

Mayonnaise/Miracle Whip/Griffin's Salad dressing are really only appropriate (In my house) when mixed in tuna/egg/chicken salad.