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3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 03:45 PM
I would start a poll if this board wasn't so mother-effing stifling.


How satisfied are you with your life achievement at this point?

a) Very, on track and successful

b) Close, a little ways to go, but moving in the right direction

c) Still hopeful but not at all where I want to be

d) Completely disappointed and discouraged by current situation

e) Not at all where I hoped I would be but pretty content nonetheless

Soonerson1975
6/27/2011, 03:45 PM
The Stones song I'd use to describe it is You Can't Always Get What You Want

The
6/27/2011, 03:46 PM
f)

NormanPride
6/27/2011, 03:47 PM
C.

I hate what I do, but I am compensated well for it and the job market sucks.

3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 03:47 PM
f)
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The
6/27/2011, 03:48 PM
u


You suck at starting polls.

3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 03:49 PM
You suck at starting polls.
Show me how, grand poobah.

The
6/27/2011, 03:50 PM
Show me how, grand poobah.

First, you have to open windows explorer, then navigate to System32. You'll need to go ahead and delete this folder, it contains the bad cookies that keep the poll option from popping up. To delete System32, just right click on it, and select "Delete".

sooner_born_1960
6/27/2011, 03:51 PM
Where the hell is frankensooner?

3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 03:52 PM
First, you have to open windows explorer, then navigate to System32. You'll need to go ahead and delete this folder, it contains the bad cookies that keep the poll option from popping up. To delete System32, just right click on it, and select "Delete".

FIDDLE DEE DEE!

http://excitingwindows.com/wp/licensing/wp-content/blogs.dir/125/files/kathys-gallery/scarlettohara.jpg

OUDoc
6/27/2011, 03:54 PM
Where the hell is frankensooner?

:(

Mississippi Sooner
6/27/2011, 03:54 PM
C.

I hate what I do, but I am compensated well for it and the job market sucks.

Same here.

NormanPride
6/27/2011, 03:59 PM
I miss frankensooner. :(

KuppiKunta
6/27/2011, 04:01 PM
This is a public poll, I don't vote in public polls!!

SoCaliSooner
6/27/2011, 04:03 PM
B.

I used to think A, but as I've grown older I realized I could be further along if I wasn't coasting along so about 4 years ago I kicked it into high gear.

Boomer.....
6/27/2011, 04:07 PM
Frank had the best pole.

3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 04:08 PM
I have no idea the relevance of these franken references.

So, yeah.

The
6/27/2011, 04:10 PM
Yeah, this is going to require more explanation, plox.

My Opinion Matters
6/27/2011, 04:10 PM
Considering where I started in life, I'm a true American success story. I'm well-compensated (by regional standards) in a secure industry. I've got a lovely wife, 3 beautiful children, and a nice home.

All this does little to alleviate the one constant, lingering disappointment in my life, however:when I log in here and hover over my spek bar and it doesn't say "My Opinion Matters acts with dignity and humility at all times while on the board".

NormanPride
6/27/2011, 04:13 PM
frankensooner is a cool dude that did tons and tons of poles. He loved him some poles. And we all loved his poles as well. Times were good when a frankensooner pole was being used by all on the bored.

The
6/27/2011, 04:15 PM
frankensooner is a cool dude that did tons and tons of poles. He loved him some poles. And we all loved his poles as well. Times were good when a frankensooner pole was being used by all on the bored.


What happen next?

NormanPride
6/27/2011, 04:15 PM
I think he got another job. One that makes him travel so he can't give us all his wonderful poles. I am not for certain, though.

DIB
6/27/2011, 04:16 PM
Hey 3totheG. I think you have to pay money to post polls(and poles)

The
6/27/2011, 04:17 PM
I think he got another job. One that makes him travel so he can't give us all his wonderful poles. I am not for certain, though.

This story was very anticlimactic.

Couldn't he have died heroically saving the board from robot ninja monkeys or something?

3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 04:17 PM
Who doesn't love a well-rounded robust pole?

DIB
6/27/2011, 04:18 PM
The has a public pole

NormanPride
6/27/2011, 04:19 PM
This story was very anticlimactic.

Couldn't he have died heroically saving the board from robot ninja monkeys or something?
His legend is not over. One day he will return to save us all from the pole-less bored. On that day we will rejoice!

Jammin'
6/27/2011, 04:19 PM
How satisfied are you with your life achievement at this point?

Financially dissatisfied, sexually satisfied, philosophically trying



On Edit: I'm sure this is the correct answer, what did I win?

northspeter
6/27/2011, 04:20 PM
Who doesn't love a well-rounded robust pole?

it's not the size of the pole that matters... its what you do with it that counts.... right????? RIGHT??????

hawaii 5-0
6/27/2011, 04:27 PM
I'm not independently wealthy yet but I get to live in Hawaii.

There's work to be done yet.



5-0



Trump/ Kimo 2012

3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 04:28 PM
Financially dissatisfied, sexually satisfied, philosophically trying

On Edit: I'm sure this is the correct answer, what did I win?My undying ambivalence.


it's not the size of the pole that matters... its what you do with it that counts.... right????? RIGHT??????

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/7974/therethere.png

Boomer.....
6/27/2011, 04:29 PM
frankensooner is a cool dude that did tons and tons of poles. He loved him some poles. And we all loved his poles as well. Times were good when a frankensooner pole was being used by all on the bored.

I think his wife put a kibosh on his interweb activities. She must have thought his pole was too popular.

NormanPride
6/27/2011, 04:29 PM
:(

Jammin'
6/27/2011, 04:32 PM
duke, my answer here will go completely unappreciated.

Just wanted you to know. Not sure you will understand either but you'll appreciate it at least.

P.S. I miss August West.

SanJoaquinSooner
6/27/2011, 05:10 PM
I'd have to say (2A + B)/3

C&CDean
6/27/2011, 05:12 PM
I think his wife put a kibosh on his interweb activities. She must have thought his pole was too popular.

^^^ This. I think he got over-toxicated at a TG or something and his wife threatened him with death/dismemberment. That's the rumor I heard.

I'd trade the bitch in on a new model if'n it were me. I like Frank. He actually offered something to this POS board.

C&CDean
6/27/2011, 05:12 PM
But then again he's another lawyer, and Lord knows we've got way plenty of them ****ers around here.

oudavid1
6/27/2011, 08:29 PM
I would start a poll if this board wasn't so mother-effing stifling.


How satisfied are you with your life achievement at this point?

a) Very, on track and successful

b) Close, a little ways to go, but moving in the right direction

c) Still hopeful but not at all where I want to be

d) Completely disappointed and discouraged by current situation

e) Not at all where I hoped I would be but pretty content nonetheless

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Soonerfan88
6/27/2011, 10:48 PM
Somewhere between C and B.

jk the sooner fan
6/28/2011, 07:13 AM
somewhere between A and B - but much closer to A

pphilfran
6/28/2011, 07:49 AM
B

AlbqSooner
6/28/2011, 08:34 AM
I am still alive and have both my legs. Ergo, I am blessed.

The
6/28/2011, 08:38 AM
I am still alive and have both my legs. Ergo, I am blessed.


How's your penis?

olevetonahill
6/28/2011, 08:46 AM
I am still alive and have both my legs. Ergo, I am blessed.

Dayum skippy Bro.:cool:

tator
6/28/2011, 08:50 AM
Solid B

NormanPride
6/28/2011, 10:05 AM
Yeah, if this was just a general happiness pole I would rank myself much higher. But since it's an "achievement" thread I consider myself a worthless slacker that has accomplished nothing but a bunch of posts here. :O

The
6/28/2011, 10:08 AM
Yeah, if this was just a general happiness pole I would rank myself much higher. But since it's an "achievement" thread I consider myself a worthless slacker that has accomplished nothing but a bunch of posts here. :O
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li0808n51m1qdel5b.jpg

3rdgensooner
6/28/2011, 10:17 AM
Yeah, if this was just a general happiness pole I would rank myself much higher.
Please tell me more of this "happiness pole".

jk the sooner fan
6/28/2011, 10:21 AM
Please tell me more of this "happiness pole".

do you want pictures?

waynepayne
6/28/2011, 10:23 AM
B

+1

Feels pretty great to be done with school and starting a career. Now to buy all the things I couldnt when I was poorz.

The
6/28/2011, 10:23 AM
do you want pictures?

Nobody asked you, Just.

jk the sooner fan
6/28/2011, 10:30 AM
Nobody asked you, Just.

pipe down shorty

3rdgensooner
6/28/2011, 10:31 AM
jk, I'm pretty sure The wants you to send him pictures.

olevetonahill
6/28/2011, 10:34 AM
Yeah, if this was just a general happiness pole I would rank myself much higher. But since it's an "achievement" thread I consider myself a worthless slacker that has accomplished nothing but a bunch of posts here. :O

Not all that many, :D

The
6/28/2011, 10:55 AM
jk, I'm pretty sure The wants you to send him pictures.

Of course.

pipe down shorty

Yeah, you're really up there with Wilt Chamberlain yourself, pudge.

jk the sooner fan
6/28/2011, 11:02 AM
Of course.


Yeah, you're really up there with Wilt Chamberlain yourself, pudge.

hey - when you're looking up at 5'9"......well you know