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If you murder a hooker or a homeless person, can you still get into heaven?
SpankyNek
6/24/2011, 11:29 AM
If you murder a hooker or a homeless person, can you still get into heaven?
If you are old-school enough, I think it's ok to behead your own son if he's going to blaspheme, saves you both from hell.
(I don't think we really preach that anymore)
soonerchk
6/24/2011, 11:32 AM
If you are old-school enough, I think it's ok to behead your own son if he's going to blaspheme, saves you both from hell.
(I don't think we really preach that anymore)
We do.
Thaumaturge
6/24/2011, 11:36 AM
If you murder a hooker or a homeless person, can you still get into heaven?
Can you be more specific? The use of the term "murder" is loaded here.
Boomer.....
6/24/2011, 11:51 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q3FsVd7v6Pg/TZIzxrInRjI/AAAAAAAACoo/35PUtpyWodo/s320/600full-frailty-photo.jpg
Can you be more specific? The use of the term "murder" is loaded here.
Of course.
saucysoonergal
6/24/2011, 12:00 PM
Murder is condoned at my snake-handling church.
This thread has not been satisfactorily resolved yet.
sooner_born_1960
6/27/2011, 08:56 AM
Of course you can. If you are truly remorseful, God will forgive your sins.
hookers are soulless, so I think you get a pass on that one
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 09:00 AM
hookers are soulless, so I think you get a pass on that one
You would know! ;)
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:02 AM
hookers are soulless, so I think you get a pass on that oneBarefooted hookers are the bomb...
You would know! ;)
I am no hooker
Well, God told me to kill homeless people, so of course I can still get into heaven.
StoopTroup
6/27/2011, 09:24 AM
Im always amazed how folks can just toss the Ten Comandments aside.
There were originally 15 until Moses dropped one of the tablets.
True story.
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 09:29 AM
I am no hooker
Thats right, you give it away!!! ;)
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:31 AM
I still think GI Joe was one of the best cartoons ever.
Thats right, you give it away!!! ;)
yes ma'am
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:35 AM
I still think GI Joe was one of the best cartoons ever.The GI Joe doll was modeled after Franco Harris...true story...
Skysooner
6/27/2011, 09:36 AM
You mean the Ten Commandments where God says he will punish unto the 3rd and 4th generation those who would build a false idol?
You mean the Ten Commandments where God says he will punish unto the 3rd and 4th generation those who would build a false idol?
That god guy sounds like a dick.
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:40 AM
That The guy sounds like a dick.Indeed.
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:40 AM
The GI Joe doll was modeled after Franco Harris...true story...
that's pretty cool. in the 80s cartoon I always thought Scarlett was pretty smokin hot.
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/action-figure-boxes/367-1.jpg
You mean the Ten Commandments where God says he will punish unto the 3rd and 4th generation those who would build a false idol?
Does that have anything to do with Survivor?
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:43 AM
You're back?In Black...
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:44 AM
In Black...
:les: FROM THE WAIST DOWN!!!
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:45 AM
that's pretty cool. in the 80s cartoon I always thought Scarlett was pretty smokin hot.
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/action-figure-boxes/367-1.jpg
http://savingthe70s.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/talking.jpg
I just took a **** and stunk up the whole trailer
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:47 AM
http://savingthe70s.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/talking.jpg
that's Franco, fo sho.
I like the lifelike beard! I wish I had a lifelike beard.
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:48 AM
that's Franco, fo sho.
I like the lifelike beard! I wish I had a lifelike beard.I wish I had lifelike hair...hell, I'd settle for deathlike hair.
Skysooner
6/27/2011, 10:15 AM
Does that have anything to do with Survivor?
It might given what happened to Russell Hantz in the last Survivor.
It might given what happened to Russell Hantz in the last Survivor.
2 questions:
What happened to Russell Hantz?
Who is Russell Hantz?
soonerchk
6/27/2011, 10:26 AM
Russell Hantz is a very bad man who thinks he's pretty cool. He's not, and he's not particularly interesting either.
Skysooner
6/27/2011, 10:26 AM
2 questions:
What happened to Russell Hantz?
Who is Russell Hantz?
He was the self-purported best Survivor player of all-time. He played back-to-back in one game and then was immediatley put into an all-stars version where none of the other players got to see him play his prior game. His game was back-stabbing and ruthless, but he also found a remarkable number of immunity idols (some with no clues whatsoever).
He was brought back with Rob Mariano (the real best player of all-time) and put in with a group of new players to the game. His team took one look at Russell and threw a challenge to give them the opportunity to vote them out (when they had numbers over the other team).
soonerchk
6/27/2011, 10:31 AM
He was the self-purported best Survivor player of all-time. He played back-to-back in one game and then was immediatley put into an all-stars version where none of the other players got to see him play his prior game. His game was back-stabbing and ruthless, but he also found a remarkable number of immunity idols (some with no clues whatsoever).
He was brought back with Rob Mariano (the real best player of all-time) and put in with a group of new players to the game. His team took one look at Russell and threw a challenge to give them the opportunity to vote them out (when they had numbers over the other team).
And he cried like a little bitch when he was eliminated.
3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 10:36 AM
Russell Hantz is a very bad man who thinks he's pretty cool. He's not, and he's not particularly interesting either.He's also a completely unattractive dude that seems to think he's irresistible.
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 10:38 AM
Some people should be watching good shows like Castle and leave those "reality" show behind! ;)
3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 10:40 AM
I watch Castle. I'm a renaissance woman like that.
yermom
6/27/2011, 10:46 AM
I blame Survivor for Firefly.
Castle shouldn't even exist.
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 10:48 AM
I blame Survivor for Firefly.
Castle shouldn't even exist.
That is just nonsensical. Are you nipping at the cough syrup again?
;)
StoopTroup
6/27/2011, 10:49 AM
Landua Eugene Murphy Jr. is a gum chewing funny as hell singer Bro....
Life will never be the same now.....
He needs to write a song about bubbles soon IMO....
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