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The
6/24/2011, 11:23 AM
If you murder a hooker or a homeless person, can you still get into heaven?
SpankyNek
6/24/2011, 11:29 AM
If you murder a hooker or a homeless person, can you still get into heaven?

If you are old-school enough, I think it's ok to behead your own son if he's going to blaspheme, saves you both from hell.

(I don't think we really preach that anymore)
soonerchk
6/24/2011, 11:32 AM
If you are old-school enough, I think it's ok to behead your own son if he's going to blaspheme, saves you both from hell.

(I don't think we really preach that anymore)

We do.
Thaumaturge
6/24/2011, 11:36 AM
If you murder a hooker or a homeless person, can you still get into heaven?

Can you be more specific? The use of the term "murder" is loaded here.
Boomer.....
6/24/2011, 11:51 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Q3FsVd7v6Pg/TZIzxrInRjI/AAAAAAAACoo/35PUtpyWodo/s320/600full-frailty-photo.jpg
The
6/24/2011, 11:52 AM
Can you be more specific? The use of the term "murder" is loaded here.

Of course.
saucysoonergal
6/24/2011, 12:00 PM
Murder is condoned at my snake-handling church.
The
6/27/2011, 08:37 AM
This thread has not been satisfactorily resolved yet.
sooner_born_1960
6/27/2011, 08:56 AM
Of course you can. If you are truly remorseful, God will forgive your sins.
Mongo
6/27/2011, 08:59 AM
hookers are soulless, so I think you get a pass on that one
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 09:00 AM
hookers are soulless, so I think you get a pass on that one

You would know! ;)
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:02 AM
hookers are soulless, so I think you get a pass on that oneBarefooted hookers are the bomb...
Mongo
6/27/2011, 09:02 AM
You would know! ;)

I am no hooker
DIB
6/27/2011, 09:15 AM
Well, God told me to kill homeless people, so of course I can still get into heaven.
StoopTroup
6/27/2011, 09:24 AM
Im always amazed how folks can just toss the Ten Comandments aside.
Mjcpr
6/27/2011, 09:25 AM
There were originally 15 until Moses dropped one of the tablets.

True story.
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 09:29 AM
I am no hooker

Thats right, you give it away!!! ;)
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:31 AM
I still think GI Joe was one of the best cartoons ever.
Mongo
6/27/2011, 09:33 AM
Thats right, you give it away!!! ;)

yes ma'am
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:35 AM
I still think GI Joe was one of the best cartoons ever.The GI Joe doll was modeled after Franco Harris...true story...
Skysooner
6/27/2011, 09:36 AM
You mean the Ten Commandments where God says he will punish unto the 3rd and 4th generation those who would build a false idol?
The
6/27/2011, 09:39 AM
You mean the Ten Commandments where God says he will punish unto the 3rd and 4th generation those who would build a false idol?

That god guy sounds like a dick.
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:40 AM
That The guy sounds like a dick.Indeed.
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:40 AM
The GI Joe doll was modeled after Franco Harris...true story...



that's pretty cool. in the 80s cartoon I always thought Scarlett was pretty smokin hot.
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/action-figure-boxes/367-1.jpg
Mjcpr
6/27/2011, 09:40 AM
You mean the Ten Commandments where God says he will punish unto the 3rd and 4th generation those who would build a false idol?

Does that have anything to do with Survivor?
The
6/27/2011, 09:41 AM
Indeed.

You're back?
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:43 AM
You're back?In Black...
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:44 AM
In Black...

:les: FROM THE WAIST DOWN!!!
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:45 AM
that's pretty cool. in the 80s cartoon I always thought Scarlett was pretty smokin hot.
http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/action-figure-boxes/367-1.jpg

http://savingthe70s.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/talking.jpg
Mongo
6/27/2011, 09:46 AM
I just took a **** and stunk up the whole trailer
OutlandTrophy
6/27/2011, 09:47 AM
http://savingthe70s.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/talking.jpg

that's Franco, fo sho.

I like the lifelike beard! I wish I had a lifelike beard.
Turd_Ferguson
6/27/2011, 09:48 AM
that's Franco, fo sho.

I like the lifelike beard! I wish I had a lifelike beard.I wish I had lifelike hair...hell, I'd settle for deathlike hair.
Skysooner
6/27/2011, 10:15 AM
Does that have anything to do with Survivor?


It might given what happened to Russell Hantz in the last Survivor.
The
6/27/2011, 10:18 AM
It might given what happened to Russell Hantz in the last Survivor.
2 questions:


What happened to Russell Hantz?
Who is Russell Hantz?
soonerchk
6/27/2011, 10:26 AM
Russell Hantz is a very bad man who thinks he's pretty cool. He's not, and he's not particularly interesting either.
Skysooner
6/27/2011, 10:26 AM
2 questions:


What happened to Russell Hantz?
Who is Russell Hantz?

He was the self-purported best Survivor player of all-time. He played back-to-back in one game and then was immediatley put into an all-stars version where none of the other players got to see him play his prior game. His game was back-stabbing and ruthless, but he also found a remarkable number of immunity idols (some with no clues whatsoever).

He was brought back with Rob Mariano (the real best player of all-time) and put in with a group of new players to the game. His team took one look at Russell and threw a challenge to give them the opportunity to vote them out (when they had numbers over the other team).
soonerchk
6/27/2011, 10:31 AM
He was the self-purported best Survivor player of all-time. He played back-to-back in one game and then was immediatley put into an all-stars version where none of the other players got to see him play his prior game. His game was back-stabbing and ruthless, but he also found a remarkable number of immunity idols (some with no clues whatsoever).

He was brought back with Rob Mariano (the real best player of all-time) and put in with a group of new players to the game. His team took one look at Russell and threw a challenge to give them the opportunity to vote them out (when they had numbers over the other team).

And he cried like a little bitch when he was eliminated.
3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 10:36 AM
Russell Hantz is a very bad man who thinks he's pretty cool. He's not, and he's not particularly interesting either.He's also a completely unattractive dude that seems to think he's irresistible.
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 10:38 AM
Some people should be watching good shows like Castle and leave those "reality" show behind! ;)
3rdgensooner
6/27/2011, 10:40 AM
I watch Castle. I'm a renaissance woman like that.
Mongo
6/27/2011, 10:40 AM
survivor blows
yermom
6/27/2011, 10:46 AM
I blame Survivor for Firefly.

Castle shouldn't even exist.
saucysoonergal
6/27/2011, 10:48 AM
I blame Survivor for Firefly.

Castle shouldn't even exist.

That is just nonsensical. Are you nipping at the cough syrup again?



;)
StoopTroup
6/27/2011, 10:49 AM
Landua Eugene Murphy Jr. is a gum chewing funny as hell singer Bro....

Life will never be the same now.....

He needs to write a song about bubbles soon IMO....

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