View Full Version : My wife just sent me a text
OutlandTrophy
6/24/2011, 09:49 AM
asking how to make a lemonada (frozen lemonade and vodka).
I sent her a reply that said, "Honey, it's 9:40am"
jk the sooner fan
6/24/2011, 09:56 AM
its for the baby!!!!!!
Howzit
6/24/2011, 09:57 AM
nappy times.
jumperstop
6/24/2011, 10:05 AM
I don't like drinking before lunch....
Viking Kitten
6/24/2011, 10:07 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking if you're hardcore enough to drink at 9:40 a.m., you might as well just skip the lemonade. ;)
thecynic
6/24/2011, 10:08 AM
get the weekend started early, I like that!
3rdgensooner
6/24/2011, 10:09 AM
Haters gonna hate
olevetonahill
6/24/2011, 10:09 AM
Maybe shes just doing research ya bunch of insensitive heatherns ;)
Lawton4Life
6/24/2011, 10:09 AM
How hard can those directions be? Make lemonade, put in vodka.
thecynic
6/24/2011, 10:10 AM
Maybe shes just doing research ya bunch of insensitive heatherns ;)
yeah, like Casey Anthony's mom and "chloroform" it was just research
WE ARE dirtburglars
6/24/2011, 10:11 AM
priceless!
jumperstop
6/24/2011, 10:11 AM
How hard can those directions be? Make lemonade, put in vodka.
Really? Even if you ****ed it up, you didn't really **** anything up. There's two ingredients....
Lawton4Life
6/24/2011, 10:16 AM
Really? Even if you ****ed it up, you didn't really **** anything up. There's two ingrediants....
LOL!!!!
Taste it...there are three possible outcomes.
1. Needs MOAR VODKA
2. WHEW!!! NEEDS LESS VODKA
and 3. JUST RIGHT.
Viking Kitten
6/24/2011, 10:32 AM
You know what would make this beverage awesome? Swirl some sangria in it. Dang.
You know what would make this beverage awesome? Swirl some sangria in it. Dang.
only four more months til you can booze it up:D
Viking Kitten
6/24/2011, 10:43 AM
Add about 7-9 months of nursing on top of that. I should be back in fine beer-swilling form for the 2012 season though.
KEG STANDS FOR VK NEXT YEAR!!!!
Howzit
6/24/2011, 10:45 AM
I don't like drinking before lunch....
*****.
Penguin
6/24/2011, 11:14 AM
Ice, a 12 ounce glass of vodka, a dash of lemonade. Serve immediately. Enjoy.
soonerchk
6/24/2011, 11:15 AM
asking how to make a lemonada (frozen lemonade and vodka).
I sent her a reply that said, "Honey, it's 9:40am"
She drinks to kill the pain of your insensitive remarks.
ChickSoonerFan
6/24/2011, 11:52 AM
Where can I meet her?
Penguin
6/24/2011, 11:54 AM
Where can I meet her?
I'm guessing at AA sometime tomorrow.
SpankyNek
6/24/2011, 12:10 PM
I will cut her some slack...maybe she is mixing then freezing, requiring a pretty accurate ratio for the proper slushiness to happen, like with a sorbetto(sp?). This would have her imbibing later in the day.
50/50 should have it set up right.
Breadburner
6/24/2011, 12:18 PM
The dude she is banging probably likes them....!!!
I will cut her some slack...maybe she is mixing then freezing, requiring a pretty accurate ratio for the proper slushiness to happen, like with a sorbetto(sp?). This would have her imbibing later in the day.
50/50 should have it set up right.
dont cut her slack. she is a raging alcoholic. I dont blame her. I would be too if I was married to 1tc
saucysoonergal
6/24/2011, 12:21 PM
What Mongo said. Well, I've seen pics of Scooter and he is a sexy beast!!!
;)
What Mongo said. Well, I've seen pics of Scooter and he is a sexy beast!!!
;)
i'd hit it
saucysoonergal
6/24/2011, 12:27 PM
i've hit it
fify
soonercruiser
6/24/2011, 03:13 PM
Maybe shes just doing research ya bunch of insensitive heatherns ;)
Yah!
Don't worry unless she wants you to Google for Cholorform!
:rolleyes:
Wishboned
6/24/2011, 05:09 PM
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Is she drunk yet?
$20 says they make another baby tonight. he was wheeling in a keg when I talked to him.
or maybe not. they could be so drunk that they PIITB
StoopTroup
6/24/2011, 08:00 PM
They have basement?
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