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OutlandTrophy
6/24/2011, 09:49 AM
asking how to make a lemonada (frozen lemonade and vodka).

I sent her a reply that said, "Honey, it's 9:40am"

jk the sooner fan
6/24/2011, 09:56 AM
its for the baby!!!!!!

Howzit
6/24/2011, 09:57 AM
nappy times.

jumperstop
6/24/2011, 10:05 AM
I don't like drinking before lunch....

Viking Kitten
6/24/2011, 10:07 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking if you're hardcore enough to drink at 9:40 a.m., you might as well just skip the lemonade. ;)

thecynic
6/24/2011, 10:08 AM
get the weekend started early, I like that!

3rdgensooner
6/24/2011, 10:09 AM
Haters gonna hate

olevetonahill
6/24/2011, 10:09 AM
Maybe shes just doing research ya bunch of insensitive heatherns ;)

Lawton4Life
6/24/2011, 10:09 AM
How hard can those directions be? Make lemonade, put in vodka.

thecynic
6/24/2011, 10:10 AM
Maybe shes just doing research ya bunch of insensitive heatherns ;)

yeah, like Casey Anthony's mom and "chloroform" it was just research

Whet
6/24/2011, 10:10 AM
Mongo in Norman?

WE ARE dirtburglars
6/24/2011, 10:11 AM
priceless!

jumperstop
6/24/2011, 10:11 AM
How hard can those directions be? Make lemonade, put in vodka.

Really? Even if you ****ed it up, you didn't really **** anything up. There's two ingredients....

Lawton4Life
6/24/2011, 10:16 AM
Really? Even if you ****ed it up, you didn't really **** anything up. There's two ingrediants....

LOL!!!!

Taste it...there are three possible outcomes.

1. Needs MOAR VODKA
2. WHEW!!! NEEDS LESS VODKA
and 3. JUST RIGHT.

Viking Kitten
6/24/2011, 10:32 AM
You know what would make this beverage awesome? Swirl some sangria in it. Dang.

Mongo
6/24/2011, 10:35 AM
You know what would make this beverage awesome? Swirl some sangria in it. Dang.

only four more months til you can booze it up:D

Viking Kitten
6/24/2011, 10:43 AM
Add about 7-9 months of nursing on top of that. I should be back in fine beer-swilling form for the 2012 season though.

Mongo
6/24/2011, 10:44 AM
KEG STANDS FOR VK NEXT YEAR!!!!

Howzit
6/24/2011, 10:45 AM
I don't like drinking before lunch....

*****.

Penguin
6/24/2011, 11:14 AM
Ice, a 12 ounce glass of vodka, a dash of lemonade. Serve immediately. Enjoy.

soonerchk
6/24/2011, 11:15 AM
asking how to make a lemonada (frozen lemonade and vodka).

I sent her a reply that said, "Honey, it's 9:40am"

She drinks to kill the pain of your insensitive remarks.

ChickSoonerFan
6/24/2011, 11:52 AM
Where can I meet her?

Penguin
6/24/2011, 11:54 AM
Where can I meet her?


I'm guessing at AA sometime tomorrow.

SpankyNek
6/24/2011, 12:10 PM
I will cut her some slack...maybe she is mixing then freezing, requiring a pretty accurate ratio for the proper slushiness to happen, like with a sorbetto(sp?). This would have her imbibing later in the day.

50/50 should have it set up right.

Breadburner
6/24/2011, 12:18 PM
The dude she is banging probably likes them....!!!

Mongo
6/24/2011, 12:20 PM
I will cut her some slack...maybe she is mixing then freezing, requiring a pretty accurate ratio for the proper slushiness to happen, like with a sorbetto(sp?). This would have her imbibing later in the day.

50/50 should have it set up right.

dont cut her slack. she is a raging alcoholic. I dont blame her. I would be too if I was married to 1tc

saucysoonergal
6/24/2011, 12:21 PM
What Mongo said. Well, I've seen pics of Scooter and he is a sexy beast!!!







;)

Mongo
6/24/2011, 12:24 PM
What Mongo said. Well, I've seen pics of Scooter and he is a sexy beast!!!







;)

i'd hit it

saucysoonergal
6/24/2011, 12:27 PM
i've hit it

fify

soonercruiser
6/24/2011, 03:13 PM
Maybe shes just doing research ya bunch of insensitive heatherns ;)

Yah!

Don't worry unless she wants you to Google for Cholorform!
:rolleyes:

Wishboned
6/24/2011, 05:09 PM
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Mjcpr
6/24/2011, 07:37 PM
Is she drunk yet?

Mongo
6/24/2011, 07:54 PM
Is she drunk yet?

$20 says they make another baby tonight. he was wheeling in a keg when I talked to him.

or maybe not. they could be so drunk that they PIITB

StoopTroup
6/24/2011, 08:00 PM
They have basement?