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3rdgensooner
6/22/2011, 01:17 PM
Boulder Police search for porta potty 'Peeping Tom' (http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-boulder-police-search-for-porta-potty-peeper-20110621,0,3693018.story)

BOULDER, Colo. -- Boulder Police are looking for a man who was seen hiding inside a portable toilet during last Friday’s Hanuman Yoga Festival at Boulder High School.

"A female patron of the festival walked into a portable toilet and told police she noticed that something was moving inside the tank when she lifted the lid," said police spokeswoman Kim Kobel.

Believing there was a person inside, the female left the portable toilet and asked a man who was standing nearby to go in and check.

"The man told police that when he entered the toilet, he did see someone inside the tank, covered in a tarp," said Kobel. A few moments later, he heard the door lock from the inside.

A festival security supervisor waited outside for several minutes and then saw the suspect emerge from the portable toilet.

"The supervisor tried to detain the suspect, but he ran away, covered in feces," Kobel said.

The suspect is described as a very tall white male, around 20-years-old with a thin build and short, dark hair. He was wearing dark gray sweatpants and no shirt or shoes at the time.

Witnesses say the suspect had several cuts on his back and legs, and was also wearing leather bracelets on each wrist.

At least one witness believes the suspect may use the name "Sky," and told police that he may be a transient, Kobel said.

soonerchk
6/22/2011, 01:24 PM
I don't even want to go in there to use them, much less hang out in there and spy.

JDMT
6/22/2011, 01:32 PM
Nasty!

SoonerofAlabama
6/22/2011, 01:33 PM
Gross. Most people won't even go in port-a-johns, but to actually get in the tank is just sick. Is that really worth it? Can't he just go buy a hooker or something?

Cheez-It
6/22/2011, 01:33 PM
What a ****ty way to get a glimse of the vagina.

OUMallen
6/22/2011, 01:34 PM
OMFG we went by this "festival" on Saturday. Hahhahahaha nice. And I promise you, being inside the portapotty wouldn't make you any dirtier than more of the people attending.

soonercruiser
6/22/2011, 01:35 PM
That's a lot of sh** to take, for a little peep!
:rolleyes:

("Tastes great! Less filling"!) SMELLS BAD!

3rdgensooner
6/22/2011, 01:35 PM
What a ****ty way to get a glimse of the vagina.Maybe he was interested in heranus.

Penguin
6/22/2011, 01:37 PM
Good Lord. There are some awful people on this planet.

Cheez-It
6/22/2011, 01:42 PM
Maybe he was interested in heranus.

Maybe he was trying to take a poll on who bleached....

3rdgensooner
6/22/2011, 01:46 PM
Maybe he was trying to take a poll on who bleached....Or brazilian-ed

Cheez-It
6/22/2011, 01:53 PM
Female #: Hairy anus: Brazilianed anus:
1 check
2 check
3 check
4 check

soonerchk
6/22/2011, 01:57 PM
What if you left the hair and bleached it? Where would the check go then?

NormanPride
6/22/2011, 01:59 PM
Sometimes we seek out warm, safe, dark places for comfort. Most of us hide under the covers of our bed. If we don't have a bed then the next best thing... is obviously not this. WTF,M.

Mississippi Sooner
6/22/2011, 02:06 PM
Frank Gifford once told the story that after Jamie Lee Curtis became famous, he met her and told her that once, when she was a baby, she peed on his lap. Jamie responded, "you know, there are a lot of guys who would pay me to do that now."

Mongo
6/22/2011, 02:06 PM
What a ****ty way to get a glimse of the vagina.

you have any better ideas?

Cheez-It
6/22/2011, 02:08 PM
you have any better ideas?

Well I personally just use a mirror.

But I would think Google could be a helpful place to start.

soonerboomer93
6/22/2011, 02:37 PM
So if I get a mirror, I can see Cheez-It's vajayjay?

#winning

NormanPride
6/22/2011, 02:43 PM
With all the mirrors out there, I would think that would be really awkward.

65Mustang
6/22/2011, 10:34 PM
was he purple,

cuz that would make him a purple pooper peeper people,
or would it be purple people pooper peeper...

Penguin
6/24/2011, 11:16 AM
Pooper Peeper Caught! (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/toilet/colorado-toilet-tank-arrest-649031)


Mission Accomplished!!!!! **** YEAH!!!!!!

soonercruiser
6/24/2011, 03:21 PM
Pooper Peeper Pleads Guilty!

Sentenced to Plenty Years in Potty!

StoopTroup
6/24/2011, 03:57 PM
One of the best ways to start seeing a lot of vagina is to probably first stop hanging out in port-a-johns. Then maybe take a shower....

Sooner_Tuf
6/24/2011, 07:18 PM
What a ****ty way to get a glimse of the vagina.

Yeah, the easiest way is to just ask.

Wayne Jarvis
6/24/2011, 10:56 PM
Gross. Most people won't even go in port-a-johns, but to actually get in the tank is just sick. Is that really worth it? Can't he just go buy a hooker or something?

Yeah, can't he just go buy scat games from a hooker like a normal person?

Breadburner
6/24/2011, 11:32 PM
Stink eye....!!!!

olevetonahill
6/25/2011, 07:57 AM
he took "I'd drink a gallon of her pee just to see where it came from" to a whole nuther level.:eek: