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Cheez-It
6/21/2011, 12:47 PM
Does your brain filter always work?


Mine didn't today at Walgreens...

soonersweetie
6/21/2011, 12:51 PM
LOL, nope. I know it's there, but some days it just doesn't function.

That happened to me once in a McDonald's drive thru in Venice, CA

Pozey
6/21/2011, 01:07 PM
Does your brain filter always work?


Mine didn't today at Walgreens...

Mine? Very rarely.

So...what did you say??

3rdgensooner
6/21/2011, 01:11 PM
Does your brain filter always work?


Mine didn't today at Walgreens...Did you ask them if they want some of theeyus?

stevo
6/21/2011, 01:13 PM
what filter?

Mongo
6/21/2011, 01:32 PM
have you seen the bull**** I post?

Cheez-It
6/21/2011, 01:37 PM
Already being annoyed with today in general, I was trying to check out with my product. There was no one in line so I walked up to the counter. The little pimple faced chickie said, "It'll be just a sec." Then she proceeded to just stand there and pick her nails. Sigh. So I just stare at her, growing more impatient since I am on my lunch hour. Finally she looks back at me, and I must have had a 'Please do SOMETHING to get me out of here' look since she directed me to the photo department to check out. Sigh.

So I get to the photo area and Mr. Ray of Sunshine asked if I was having a great day. I slightly smiled and nodded yes hoping that was enough to answer his question. OH NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Then he looked at me and frowned. "OH, are you having a bad day?" This is where my filter failed on me, "I'm on my lunch hour buying a large box of Super Absorbent tampons at Walgreens...not having the best of days." Only there was a certain tone in my voice. The tone that said, "Why the **** would you ask me that...I politely nodded. WASN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU??"

NormanPride
6/21/2011, 02:01 PM
So... you weren't having a good day?

silverwheels
6/21/2011, 02:02 PM
I bet that turned him on.

stevo
6/21/2011, 02:03 PM
okay. i guess my filter works a little better than yours does

Mjcpr
6/21/2011, 02:06 PM
Why do you need giant tampons?

Cheez-It
6/21/2011, 02:11 PM
Why do you need giant tampons?

The absorbency of the tampon reflects the flow rate of the menstration.

For you in easy terms: Heavy bleeding of the vagina = thicker tampon.

The
6/21/2011, 02:21 PM
The absorbency of the tampon reflects the flow rate of the menstration.

For you in easy terms: Heavy bleeding of the vagina = thicker tampon.
http://i.imgur.com/qts4A.jpg

Mjcpr
6/21/2011, 02:30 PM
The absorbency of the tampon reflects the flow rate of the menstration.

For you in easy terms: Heavy bleeding of the vagina = thicker tampon.

Whew. I was concerned there for a minute.

SoonerAtKU
6/21/2011, 02:32 PM
I have a heck of a nosebleed.

NormanPride
6/21/2011, 02:32 PM
Whew. I was concerned there for a minute.

It's good that you're concerned for your fellow human.

Mongo
6/21/2011, 02:55 PM
Whew. I was concerned there for a minute.

she is lying. they are for wizard sleeves

Mjcpr
6/21/2011, 03:01 PM
she is lying. they are for wizard sleeves

My initial fears are confirmed.

tator
6/21/2011, 03:39 PM
Already being annoyed with today in general, I was trying to check out with my product. There was no one in line so I walked up to the counter. The little pimple faced chickie said, "It'll be just a sec." Then she proceeded to just stand there and pick her nails. Sigh. So I just stare at her, growing more impatient since I am on my lunch hour. Finally she looks back at me, and I must have had a 'Please do SOMETHING to get me out of here' look since she directed me to the photo department to check out. Sigh.

So I get to the photo area and Mr. Ray of Sunshine asked if I was having a great day. I slightly smiled and nodded yes hoping that was enough to answer his question. OH NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. Then he looked at me and frowned. "OH, are you having a bad day?" This is where my filter failed on me, "I'm on my lunch hour buying a large box of Super Absorbent tampons at Walgreens...not having the best of days." Only there was a certain tone in my voice. The tone that said, "Why the **** would you ask me that...I politely nodded. WASN'T THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU??"

So who were the tampons for?

stevo
6/21/2011, 04:50 PM
she is lying. they are for wizard sleeves


mongo, you can't say "wizard sleeves" on the innernets!!

Mongo
6/21/2011, 05:09 PM
mongo, you can't say "wizard sleeves" on the innernets!!

yeah huh, just did

soonerchk
6/22/2011, 11:55 AM
Who needs filters when you have super absorbent tampons?

soonercruiser
6/22/2011, 01:51 PM
Looked at Walgreens yesterday.
No brain filters in coffee section!
:O