Wishboned
6/20/2011, 01:37 PM
I think I saw this movie. But I fast forwarded through all the talky parts.
http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/20/man-attacked-by-booty-call-ninjas/
There’s a first time for everything. A 44-year-old Chicago man told police officials that he was the victim of violent “booty call ninjas” on Friday.
According to the Herald News, the man said he’d been jumped around 1:15 a.m. after telling a former flame to come by his house to hook up.
“Upon arrival, officers found the man drenched in blood,” police said. “He said he’d called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex. She agreed to come over.”
Katherine M. Casarez allegedly notified the man via text message that she was in the alley. She had him leave his home and meet her.
“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.”
The victim identified his former girlfriend and her new man as his attackers, and Casarez reportedly confessed to clobbering her ex with nunchuks.
At the scene of the crime, police officials reportedly discovered “two throwing stars — one stuck into a telephone pole.”
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/20/man-attacked-by-booty-call-ninjas/#ixzz1PqJSktln
Then there's the drunk knight...
http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/14/drunk-wannabe-knight-rams-into-womans-house-in-failed-attempt-at-wooing/#ixzz1Pp90NOkZ
A knight in shining armor isn’t always the key to a woman’s heart. Case in point: Jan Rudnicki, a 40-year-old Polish man who hopped onto a horse and plowed into a female’s house in hopes of sweeping her off her feet.
According to the Croatian Times, a drunk and shirtless Rudnicki jumped on the equine, who galloped right through Gosia Domoslawska’s front door.
As we all know, these sort of advances aren’t well received in instances of unrequited love, so an uninterested Domoslawska called authorities after Rudnicki stormed through her place. The faux savior could spend up to five years in jail for aggravated breaking and entry.
Domoslawska was sitting in front of her television when Rudnicki allegedly barged into her home uninvited.
“He’s a loon,” Domoslawska told the publication. “I never fancied him before and I certainly don’t now. If this was supposed to win my heart he must be seriously off his rocker.”
Rudnicki’s buddy Mirek Nowak said he didn’t think his friend would actually follow through with horsing around.
(CENSORED: Utah NBC affiliate won’t air ‘The Playboy Club’)
“At first we thought Jan was joking,” Nowak told the Daily Mail. “But then he went outside, climbed onto this horse — which he’d ridden to the pub — and set off bare-breasted and bare-backed. The next thing we knew, he’d been arrested.”
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/14/drunk-wannabe-knight-rams-into-womans-house-in-failed-attempt-at-wooing/#ixzz1PqJgvNRS
Where are the vikings and zombies?
http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/20/man-attacked-by-booty-call-ninjas/
There’s a first time for everything. A 44-year-old Chicago man told police officials that he was the victim of violent “booty call ninjas” on Friday.
According to the Herald News, the man said he’d been jumped around 1:15 a.m. after telling a former flame to come by his house to hook up.
“Upon arrival, officers found the man drenched in blood,” police said. “He said he’d called his ex-girlfriend and asked her to come over for sex. She agreed to come over.”
Katherine M. Casarez allegedly notified the man via text message that she was in the alley. She had him leave his home and meet her.
“As he walked to her vehicle a masked man jumped from the darkness yelling and swung a pair of nunchuks at him — hitting him in the head,” police said. “Casarez grabbed a second pair of nunchuks from her vehicle and hit him in the head as well.”
The victim identified his former girlfriend and her new man as his attackers, and Casarez reportedly confessed to clobbering her ex with nunchuks.
At the scene of the crime, police officials reportedly discovered “two throwing stars — one stuck into a telephone pole.”
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/20/man-attacked-by-booty-call-ninjas/#ixzz1PqJSktln
Then there's the drunk knight...
http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/14/drunk-wannabe-knight-rams-into-womans-house-in-failed-attempt-at-wooing/#ixzz1Pp90NOkZ
A knight in shining armor isn’t always the key to a woman’s heart. Case in point: Jan Rudnicki, a 40-year-old Polish man who hopped onto a horse and plowed into a female’s house in hopes of sweeping her off her feet.
According to the Croatian Times, a drunk and shirtless Rudnicki jumped on the equine, who galloped right through Gosia Domoslawska’s front door.
As we all know, these sort of advances aren’t well received in instances of unrequited love, so an uninterested Domoslawska called authorities after Rudnicki stormed through her place. The faux savior could spend up to five years in jail for aggravated breaking and entry.
Domoslawska was sitting in front of her television when Rudnicki allegedly barged into her home uninvited.
“He’s a loon,” Domoslawska told the publication. “I never fancied him before and I certainly don’t now. If this was supposed to win my heart he must be seriously off his rocker.”
Rudnicki’s buddy Mirek Nowak said he didn’t think his friend would actually follow through with horsing around.
(CENSORED: Utah NBC affiliate won’t air ‘The Playboy Club’)
“At first we thought Jan was joking,” Nowak told the Daily Mail. “But then he went outside, climbed onto this horse — which he’d ridden to the pub — and set off bare-breasted and bare-backed. The next thing we knew, he’d been arrested.”
Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2011/06/14/drunk-wannabe-knight-rams-into-womans-house-in-failed-attempt-at-wooing/#ixzz1PqJgvNRS
Where are the vikings and zombies?