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Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 08:48 AM
How do you do the YouPorn imbed? :confused:

mgsooner
6/20/2011, 08:49 AM
No.

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 08:49 AM
is that what Dean named his 5th wheel?

Boomer.....
6/20/2011, 09:29 AM
Is it 3D pron?

Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 09:32 AM
Is it 3D pron?

It is coming right at you!

Viking Kitten
6/20/2011, 09:41 AM
Is this your DIY porn Pat? I hope it has some production values and a good storyline.

Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 09:42 AM
Is this your DIY porn Pat? I hope it has some production values and a good storyline.

I play a plumber who has arrived to lay some pipe.

Viking Kitten
6/20/2011, 09:47 AM
How about a pizza deliveryman who is bringing along extra sausage?

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 09:52 AM
What if Pat was home alone and someone comes over to fix his TV?

jk the sooner fan
6/20/2011, 09:52 AM
Is this your DIY porn Pat? I hope it has some production values and a good storyline.

dont forget first class music

Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 09:53 AM
How about a pizza deliveryman who is bringing along extra sausage?

Already done that: Papa Johns-on: I got yer meat pie right here

Viking Kitten
6/20/2011, 09:57 AM
Okay then, how 'bout a milkman bringing over a special delivery of heavy cream?

Viking Kitten
6/20/2011, 09:58 AM
dont forget first class music

That goes without saying.

jk the sooner fan
6/20/2011, 10:02 AM
That goes without saying.

well so does the catchy story line

but this time it "went WITH saying"........so there

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 10:06 AM
Okay then, how 'bout a milkman bringing over a special delivery of heavy cream?

:les: OVER THE LINE!!!

Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 10:06 AM
Excuse me ma'am, but could you milk my udder?

jk the sooner fan
6/20/2011, 10:09 AM
Excuse me ma'am, but could you milk my udder?

my GOD you are new at this - you dont ask in a pron movie

you just "do"......take over, be in charge....this woman delivered milk HOPING that you'd just throw it in her

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 10:10 AM
throw what in her?

cccasooner2
6/20/2011, 10:10 AM
Does the dialogue include my favorite word "dint"?

Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 10:11 AM
Yeah, throw what in her?

jk the sooner fan
6/20/2011, 10:11 AM
throw what in her?

well.......crap

Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 10:11 AM
well.......crap

Pass.

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 10:13 AM
Pat's doing scat films now?

you dirty whore, Pat!!!

Mjcpr
6/20/2011, 10:17 AM
Pat's doing scat films now?

you dirty whore, Pat!!!

Unless it was gay pron, then I could kind of see it.

Excuse me sir, may I push in your stool?

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 10:19 AM
I'm here to clean the septic tank...

Viking Kitten
6/20/2011, 10:41 AM
:les: OVER THE LINE!!!

Can it, n00b. :D

Breadburner
6/20/2011, 10:58 AM
I usually do porn in bed.....

Penguin
6/20/2011, 11:32 AM
How much dialogue is appropriate before you start throwing dirty leg?

Howzit
6/20/2011, 11:43 AM
Okay then, how 'bout a milkman bringing over a special delivery of heavy cream?

How about a Jehovah's Witness asking if she's been shaved?

Viking Kitten
6/20/2011, 11:49 AM
A mailman, needing the woman of the house to sign for an oversized package.

Howzit
6/20/2011, 12:50 PM
A cabbie that's come to drive her.

Howzit
6/20/2011, 12:51 PM
A door-to-door NRA labyist.

jk the sooner fan
6/20/2011, 12:54 PM
a gem searcher/finder

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 12:57 PM
a Census worker there to take a pole

Viking Kitten
6/20/2011, 12:57 PM
A search and rescue team, searching for a potential drowning victim, a little man last seen in a rowboat.

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 12:58 PM
deep

Howzit
6/20/2011, 12:58 PM
Mmmm...team....

jk the sooner fan
6/20/2011, 12:59 PM
mmmm rowboat

Howzit
6/20/2011, 01:32 PM
Ratko Mladic to commit penicide.

OutlandTrophy
6/20/2011, 01:53 PM
Excuse me ma'am, I'm here to put my penis in your vagina...

Howzit
6/20/2011, 02:03 PM
[Ratko Mladic]Excuse me ma'am, I'm here to put my penis side in your vagina...[/Ratko Mladic]

StoopTroup
6/20/2011, 05:55 PM
I saw this Dude at the party....

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_s6zY8-yAuYc/SMtXAxTDQGI/AAAAAAAABFw/sgqNPsA-Wa8/s400/War+Crimes+Fugitive+General+Ratko+Mladic.jpg