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SoonerBK
6/15/2011, 08:57 AM
Got up
Had Sex (with a girl)
Got a good workout in (chesticles)
Watered the lawn
Took two big dumps
Even made it to work on time.

Let's see if I can keep up the pace today.
Mongo
6/15/2011, 09:06 AM
two big dumps? looks like you need to learn patience on the ****ter
Bourbon St Sooner
6/15/2011, 09:26 AM
You took two dumps on the lawn?
saucysoonergal
6/15/2011, 09:29 AM
You took two dumps on the lawn?

that reminds me of Me, Myself & Irene ;)
Chuck Bao
6/15/2011, 11:34 AM
Heh! Good job.

I was fairly productive myself. I woke up at 2am and edited a political report (pretty scary stuff), wrote the stock market daily and emailed my boss that I had to go see the doctor and wouldn't be in the office today and then took a nap at 9:30am.
soonerchk
6/15/2011, 11:40 AM
I got groped by the computer guy.
SoonerBK
6/15/2011, 11:43 AM
two big dumps? looks like you need to learn patience on the ****ter

Nah, I made it to the can. I'm not big on crapping outside (love to take a good pee outside though). I like to mix in a little metamucil in the evening time. Kepps things moving swimmingly the next morning. Plus you can plan your day better with regard to #2 stops.
NormanPride
6/15/2011, 11:43 AM
I got groped by the computer guy.

Yeah, sorry about that. I swear I didn't mean to.
saucysoonergal
6/15/2011, 11:44 AM
Yeah, sorry about that. I swear I didn't mean to.

Badger, tell your man to keep his hands to himself! ;)
soonerchk
6/15/2011, 11:51 AM
Yeah, sorry about that. I swear I didn't mean to.


First Chuck thinks I'm Baj, and now you.
Penguin
6/15/2011, 11:52 AM
Sex in the morning and getting felt up at work? Where do you people live? Sodom or Gomorrah?
Boomer_Sooner_sax
6/15/2011, 11:55 AM
Had Sex (with a girl)

I am calling BS on this.
soonerchk
6/15/2011, 11:55 AM
Sex in the morning and getting felt up at work? Where do you people live? Sodom or Gomorrah?

Don't hate. Appreciate.:cool:
waynepayne
6/15/2011, 12:02 PM
I got groped by the computer guy.

Where I work that is considered payment for getting your music files pulled over when you move cubicles...(which is against policy blah blah blah)
soonerchk
6/15/2011, 12:05 PM
Where I work that is considered payment for getting your music files pulled over when you move cubicles...(which is against policy blah blah blah)

Crap, I forgot to have him reload my ipod.
yermom
6/15/2011, 01:18 PM
Where I work that is considered payment for getting your music files pulled over when you move cubicles...(which is against policy blah blah blah)

you hiring?
49r
6/15/2011, 01:42 PM
Crap, I forgot to have him reload my ipod.

Heh..."load".
Penguin
6/15/2011, 09:30 PM
You people are all going to hell.
Chuck Bao
6/16/2011, 01:00 AM
You people are all going to hell.

Who are you talking to? The Sodomites or Gomorrahians?
oudavid1
6/16/2011, 01:52 AM
I am calling BS on this.

I agree. Only Boomer Sooner sax gets laid. Thats it.
SoonerBK
6/16/2011, 08:17 AM
I agree. Only Boomer Sooner sax gets laid. Thats it.

Well It happened, so deal with it! Today on the other hand..Not so much. Also only one trip to the can, no workout, didn't water anything. Guess I pushed too hard yesterday. Did so much yesterday morning, I took off at noon. went to the lake and drank alcohol for several hours. Sat in a lawn chair in the water up to my teets and did some livin. Kinda sabotaged myself for this morning. Have to try to salvage the day.
Penguin
6/17/2011, 12:34 PM
Would you like to update us on today's debauchery?