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royalfan5
6/15/2011, 08:35 AM
You run into a chick who wears these, and you have a pretty good idea of what they are working with.
Mongo
6/15/2011, 08:36 AM
horrible jeans
Mjcpr
6/15/2011, 08:37 AM
horrible jeans

Why do you hate butt toes?
OUDoc
6/15/2011, 08:59 AM
They still make those jeans?

Haven't been to a country bar in 10-15 years. I miss coin beer night.
royalfan5
6/15/2011, 09:00 AM
They still make those?

The last Rodeo Queen I dated still wore them.
XingTheRubicon
6/15/2011, 09:34 AM
I keep forgetting you live near Michael Landon
soonerchk
6/15/2011, 09:37 AM
It means she can and will kick your ***.
Breadburner
6/15/2011, 09:39 AM
It means she can and will kick your ***.

Only if she can catch you....
Mongo
6/15/2011, 09:41 AM
It means she can and will kick your ***.

and she probably dips Copenhagen too
royalfan5
6/15/2011, 09:42 AM
and she probably dips Copenhagen too

That's a deal breaker, I only date chicks who chew Skoal.
Mongo
6/15/2011, 09:43 AM
wintergreen is a better smell on a woman
Dio
6/15/2011, 11:59 AM
You run into a chick who wears these, and you have a pretty good idea of what they are working with.

A time machine to 1992?
3rdgensooner
6/15/2011, 12:00 PM
I have no idea what Rockies Jeans are... *going to google*
saucysoonergal
6/15/2011, 12:06 PM
Doesn't Outland wear those with his western shirts?
OUDoc
6/15/2011, 12:18 PM
Doesn't Outland wear those with his western shirts?

I think he made jorts out of them.
Mississippi Sooner
6/15/2011, 12:27 PM
I remember seeing a bumper sticker that said Rockie Butts Drive Me Nuts.

But yeah, that was back in the early 90s.
Condescending Sooner
6/15/2011, 12:54 PM
I actually miss women wearing them. You could tell exactly who had a nice ***. Now with the low rider jeans, you can't tell what the *** looks like.
yermom
6/15/2011, 01:16 PM
"the only thing tight on her is her jeans"

:D
Pricetag
6/15/2011, 02:07 PM
The waists on those jeans look really funny nowadays. They go all the way up to the belly button.
Mongo
6/15/2011, 02:15 PM
I actually miss women wearing them. You could tell exactly who had a nice ***. Now with the low rider jeans, you can't tell what the *** looks like.

you, obviously, are staring at the *** the wrong way
stoopified
6/15/2011, 04:47 PM
Screw jeans,I miss miniskirts
Ctina
6/15/2011, 05:40 PM
A time machine to 1992?

That's what I was gonna say. I remember wearing those when I used to frequent InCahoots back in the day. I kept it confined to blue or black, but I remember some chicks had them in every color. Salmon is not a good color for jeans.
SunnySooner
6/15/2011, 07:50 PM
That's what I was gonna say. I remember wearing those when I used to frequent InCahoots back in the day. I kept it confined to blue or black, but I remember some chicks had them in every color. Salmon is not a good color for jeans.

LOL, we must be the same age, I had one pair, strictly for InCahoots, in blue. IDK, I always had plenty of dance partners. Let's just say I wish my butt was still as far off the ground as it was back then. :P :O :eek:
Ctina
6/15/2011, 08:56 PM
I think I did have a pair in darn green, but only wore them once or twice. It just felt wrong.

I'm 37. It was more like '96 when I alternated between Cahoots and Graham's. I actually went to Graham's a few months ago and the same old guy that was always there back then was STILL hanging out and dancing with the young'uns. I hear ya about the lack of gravitational pull then. lol
C&CDean
6/15/2011, 09:57 PM
Momma still has a pair she wears every so often to help out loading hay or firewood or ride the horses and crap. Let me tell you, a very nice butt in those Rocky jeans is so very hard to beat. There is no cheating when you wear them things. Big Daddy likee.
Sooner_Tuf
6/15/2011, 09:59 PM
You don't see too many girls in Rockies anymore. I can remember the last pair I saw but I can't remember when it was.

I think they would look out of place today but I sure did like them back then.

Who knows though? I still wear pretty much the same cut on jeans now as I did then.