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lexsooner
6/15/2011, 07:16 AM
This morning I saw a chunky middle-aged white guy with many chins tooling down the road on his Harley. His hair was slicked back and painted pitch black and he was not wearing a helmet and was wearing only light clothing. He might as well have had Mid Life Crisis stamped on his forehead.

This weekend I saw this tall, older white male, maybe around 70, who was wearing these bright turquoise slacks which were pulled up to his stomach, leaving about six inches of his white socks showing. He had these white loafers on. His hair was painted pitch black and he was leaning against his Caddy, like he was a real dandy. He probably styled himself as cool and hip, like Bing Crosby or Sinatra, looking to pick up an Anita Eckberg or Joey Heatherton hottie.

Can anyone top this? At least from the last week?

XingTheRubicon
6/15/2011, 08:04 AM
No, must of us aren't currently in Kentucky.

royalfan5
6/15/2011, 08:07 AM
I'll swing by Wal-Mart on the way home, and see what I can do.

Hot Rod
6/15/2011, 08:09 AM
I'll swing by Wal-Mart on the way home, and see what I can do.

When getting the kiddos an ICEE, 7-11 has been getting bad as well.

OhU1
6/15/2011, 08:45 AM
This morning I saw a chunky middle-aged white guy with many chins tooling down the road on his Harley.

This describes virtually every man I see riding a Harley. 55 years old, smoker, huge gut, on the way to an indian casino.

pphilfran
6/15/2011, 09:13 AM
This describes virtually every man I see riding a Harley. 55 years old, smoker, huge gut, on the way to an indian casino.

You missed strip club...

Mjcpr
6/15/2011, 09:14 AM
Either of those could've been Howzit.

saucysoonergal
6/15/2011, 09:18 AM
Either of those could've been Howzit.

No, no, no, Howzit would be in rush hour traffic, in lycra on his Pinarello! ;)

pphilfran
6/15/2011, 09:22 AM
20's something with ear buds and a blue tooth earring...he got on a rice rocket and put on on of those mohawk looking helmets.....

Actually out of the time frame...witnessed this about a month ago...

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 09:22 AM
There's a temp agency in my building, so I've already topped it this morning. Why any woman would think daisy dukes and a halter are appropriate interview attire, I will never understand. Not to mention the fact that she's pushing 300, easy.

pphilfran
6/15/2011, 09:23 AM
There's a temp agency in my building, so I've already topped it this morning. Why any woman would think daisy dukes and a halter are appropriate interview attire, I will never understand. Not to mention the fact that she's pushing 300, easy.

Damn...we have a winner...

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 09:24 AM
Damn...we have a winner...

Wait until Friday when they all come to pick up their checks.

Jammin'
6/15/2011, 09:24 AM
There should have been a disclaimer barring chk's building from the contest. No way any of us can top the crazy **** that goes on there.

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 09:33 AM
There should have been a disclaimer barring chk's building from the contest. No way any of us can top the crazy **** that goes on there.

Tis true. I have Rasta Man, Makeout couple, and humping geese on a daily basis. Not to mention Big Grunting Woman, and then just the random temp people.

Oh, and there's a tv lawyer upstairs wanting you to call if you were injured or died from some medication.

lexsooner
6/15/2011, 09:42 AM
No, must of us aren't currently in Kentucky.

Isn't East Norman kind of like Eastern Kentucky? When I went to OU, I shopped at the Buy For Less grocery and often saw barefoot country women doing their groceries.

Jammin'
6/15/2011, 09:44 AM
Tis true. I have Rasta Man, Makeout couple, and humping geese on a daily basis. Not to mention Big Grunting Woman, and then just the random temp people.

Oh, and there's a tv lawyer upstairs wanting you to call if you were injured or died from some medication.

Stalking you and your building always makes for an interesting day.

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 09:52 AM
Stalking you and your building always makes for an interesting day.

Be careful, there's soccer camp in the park today, and I'd hate for you to get arrested on pedo charges.

Jammin'
6/15/2011, 09:56 AM
Be careful, there's soccer camp in the park today, and I'd hate for you to get arrested on pedo charges.

No worries. I only follow the Philly Union.

TUSooner
6/15/2011, 10:08 AM
I hope you enjoy your own midlife crisis some day. I can't afford a Harley (or a girlfriend, or any other things worthy of a real proper "crisis") so I'm just growing my moustache long. :D

SoonerAtKU
6/15/2011, 10:14 AM
There's a temp about half a row down from me that is easily over 300.

She came to work today wearing a SeaWorld shirt that has whales on it.

I couldn't have written it any better.

thecynic
6/15/2011, 10:21 AM
I saw two old fat wrinkled lesbians getting all pie eyed and rubbing on each other affectionately in line at the store the other day. that was gross

lexsooner
6/15/2011, 10:26 AM
I saw two old fat wrinkled lesbians getting all pie eyed and rubbing on each other affectionately in line at the store the other day. that was gross

If they had been hawt, would it have still been gross?

tator
6/15/2011, 10:31 AM
If they had been hawt, would it have still been gross?
Not in the least

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 10:33 AM
I hope you enjoy your own midlife crisis some day. I can't afford a Harley (or a girlfriend, or any other things worthy of a real proper "crisis") so I'm just growing my moustache long. :D

I'm going to get a neck tat when I have mine, which could be any day now.

waynepayne
6/15/2011, 10:39 AM
I'm going to get a neck tat when I have mine, which could be any day now.

butterflies or stars?

tator
6/15/2011, 10:40 AM
I'm guessing Japanese symbol that she doesn't fully understand, but it looks neat

3rdgensooner
6/15/2011, 10:43 AM
I saw some hawt dudes running shirtless at the Riverparks. It was truly whoreifying.

Jammin'
6/15/2011, 10:44 AM
I assume something like what's pictured on the right below, chk?

http://stylefrizz.com/img/vintage-model-red-shoes-tattoo.jpg

Taxman71
6/15/2011, 10:45 AM
Middle of casino floor next to escalators at Planet Hollywood (Las Vegas) at 7:00 p.m., girl wearing nothing but bikini making out with an Eminem look-a-like, also wearing nothing but sagging shorts barely covering his grey boxers (all of which were exposed) with a multitude of jailhouse tats, including a male tramp stamp. No shirt or shoes on either.

A few years ago, the pit boss would have not-so-politely escorted those two out quickly. Vegas wants every dollar they can get these days.

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 10:49 AM
butterflies or stars?


I'm guessing Japanese symbol that she doesn't fully understand, but it looks neat


I assume something like what's pictured on the right below, chk?

http://stylefrizz.com/img/vintage-model-red-shoes-tattoo.jpg

If I go all the way around my neck, I'm going to combine these ideas into one glorious design!


Middle of casino floor next to escalators at Planet Hollywood (Las Vegas) at 7:00 p.m., girl wearing nothing but bikini making out with an Eminem look-a-like, also wearing nothing but sagging shorts barely covering his grey boxers (all of which were exposed) with a multitude of jailhouse tats, including a male tramp stamp. No shirt or shoes on either.

A few years ago, the pit boss would have not-so-politely escorted those two out quickly. Vegas wants every dollar they can get these days.

The bikini girl probably just crawled off the pole over the casino floor.

Taxman71
6/15/2011, 11:25 AM
She was not that attractive.

CrimsonKel
6/15/2011, 02:43 PM
I hope there aren't any more axe problems at chk's building.

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 02:46 PM
I hope there aren't any more axe problems at chk's building.

Something bad wrong was happening in the bathroom earlier. I'm scared to go in there.:eek:

JDMT
6/15/2011, 03:07 PM
There's a temp agency in my building, so I've already topped it this morning. Why any woman would think daisy dukes and a halter are appropriate interview attire, I will never understand. Not to mention the fact that she's pushing 300, easy.

Can you get me her # ?

soonerchk
6/15/2011, 03:17 PM
Can you get me her # ?

I'll watch for her to come back. You two would be cute, since she's prolly got the beetus, too.

JDMT
6/15/2011, 03:28 PM
I'll watch for her to come back. You two would be cute, since she's prolly got the beetus, too.
One upside of our relationship is i could benchpress her.