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olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 07:19 PM
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar. That brazen hussy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110614/people_nm/us_hefner
Entropy63
6/14/2011, 07:22 PM
I am sure there are more semi-pro hookers hanging around the mansion to satisfy the old man.
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 07:25 PM
But you know he LOVED her
She just prolly dint want to feel Old age creeping up on her anymore.
sooner59
6/14/2011, 07:35 PM
Wanna know how he'll get through it?

He says, "Next!"
Soonerson1975
6/14/2011, 07:38 PM
I bet she's now shacked up with Charlie Sheen.
sappstuf
6/14/2011, 07:39 PM
But you know he LOVED her
She just prolly dint want to feel Old age creeping up on her anymore.

Heartbreaking when true love doesn't pan out....
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 07:40 PM
Wanna know how he'll get through it?

He says, "Next!"


I bet she's now shacked up with Charlie Sheen.


Heartbreaking when true love doesn't pan out....

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
soonerchk
6/14/2011, 07:43 PM
Playboy founder Hugh Hefner dumped at the altar. That brazen hussy

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110614/people_nm/us_hefner

Old balls.
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 07:44 PM
Old balls.

But with a 25 year old its a Brand new Game ;)
tulsaoilerfan
6/14/2011, 07:56 PM
Any woman that would want an 85 year old man, no matter how much money he has, is a money grubbing whore
SicEmBaylor
6/14/2011, 08:04 PM
My faith in live is totally shaken.
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 08:04 PM
Any woman that would want an 85 year old man, no matter how much money he has, is a money grubbing whore

Ya say that like its a BAD thing.;)
Soonerson1975
6/14/2011, 08:06 PM
I can't imagine Hef on top of her, I would imagine it would look similiar to an old oil derrick in a oil field junk yard.
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 08:12 PM
I can't imagine Hef on top of her, I would imagine it would look similiar to an old oil derrick in a oil field junk yard.

As long as that Pump Jack works
stoopified
6/14/2011, 09:53 PM
This thread is worthless without centerfolds.
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 09:58 PM
This thread is worthless without centerfolds.

NSFW

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/11/kellywearstler_118.jpg
yermom
6/14/2011, 10:22 PM
maybe Holly can come back now :D

the thing is, that money train is slowing down. they are not making much money at Playboy anymore...
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 10:24 PM
maybe Holly can come back now :D

the thing is, that money train is slowing down. they are not making much money at Playboy anymore...

Hell Hef is 85. He dont care about No Money as long as he get the Honey.;)
The Bills are paid and he gets laid.
yermom
6/14/2011, 10:26 PM
well, i'm guessing balls look a lot more wrinkly when they don't have as much cash
olevetonahill
6/14/2011, 10:38 PM
On that ill defer to yer judgement :D
Breadburner
6/14/2011, 10:50 PM
I'm more concerned about Gene Simmons.......:(
yermom
6/14/2011, 10:51 PM
i'm sure his balls are in much better shape than Hef's

(did Shannon Tweed leave him?)
Breadburner
6/14/2011, 11:00 PM
Shannon is leaving him.....:(
sooner59
6/14/2011, 11:01 PM
He won't have any problem finding a new lady. They go crazy for that tongue.
yermom
6/14/2011, 11:03 PM
Shannon is leaving him.....:(

meh, they are probably just working on ratings for the next season
stoopified
6/15/2011, 06:46 AM
NSFW

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/11/kellywearstler_118.jpgU da man
sappstuf
6/15/2011, 07:06 AM
NSFW

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/11/kellywearstler_118.jpg

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King Barry's Back
6/15/2011, 08:20 AM
But you know he LOVED her
She just prolly dint want to feel Old age creeping up on her anymore.

"She just prolly dint want to feel Old age creeping up on her anymore"

I am sure that is literally true.
olevetonahill
6/16/2011, 04:31 PM
And Hef gets his revenge :D

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/next-playboy-has-runaway-bride-sticker-on-cover/65192
A Sooner in Texas
6/16/2011, 04:35 PM
And Hef gets his revenge :D

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/next-playboy-has-runaway-bride-sticker-on-cover/65192

Sounds more like a way to boost sales than revenge. Publicity stunt, anyone?
NormanPride
6/16/2011, 04:35 PM
TMZ reported that Harris wanted a bigger weekly allowance and a career in the music business.

An allowance, huh...
Mongo
6/16/2011, 04:36 PM
vet, why did you have to pick the harriest centerfold?
olevetonahill
6/16/2011, 04:38 PM
The marriage would have been Hefner's third. He said his second wife, former Playmate Kimberley Conrad, and her mother were among the friends who consoled him in recent days.

Wonder was it a 3some?
olevetonahill
6/16/2011, 04:39 PM
vet, why did you have to pick the harriest centerfold?

firstun I found :D
boomerinhou
6/17/2011, 12:51 AM
QUOTE FROM ARTICLE: "She moved in to the mansion after a few weeks and became Playboy's Playmate of the Month in December 2009. She will be on the cover of the magazine's upcoming July issue."

Hummm...just as the cover issue is coming out. Looks like Hef was milked in more ways than one.

But here's the best part from another article...Hef gets the last laugh:

Next Playboy has "runaway bride" sticker on covers

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, dumped by his fiancee days before their wedding, said Wednesday he is affixing "Runaway Bride" stickers over her picture on the cover of the magazine's upcoming issue.

Hefner, 85, announced a day earlier that 25-year-old Crystal Harris had "a change of heart," and that Saturday's wedding ceremony for 300 people at the Playboy Mansion in Los Angeles had been canceled.

In an unfortunate coincidence, Harris appears on the cover of the July Playboy issue, hitting newsstands Friday, described as "America's Princess ... Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner."

In the interests of journalistic accuracy, Hefner has moved quickly to remedy the situation.

"Recent events call for a special sticker on the July cover. Look for it on newsstands," Hefner said on Twitter.

A big red sticker announcing "Runaway Bride In This Issue!" covers most of Harris' bottom half.

Still visible is Hefner's beloved cocker spaniel, which Harris took with her after the split. She is wearing his trademark sailor's cap and smoking jacket, and holding a pipe.

A spokeswoman said the sticker would appear only on newsstand copies since issues have already been mailed to subscribers.

:rolleyes:
jk the sooner fan
6/17/2011, 06:51 AM
apparently she's been linked to one of Dr. Phil's sons...

is it me, or would i be wrong to assume that this is the first time in Hef's life that he's been dumped?
olevetonahill
6/17/2011, 07:03 AM
Prolly the 1st time, Not counting Those he got tired of and made em want to leave.:D
boomerinhou
6/17/2011, 10:19 AM
Listen...when you can walk into a board room (or any meeting) wearing your jammies and a robe AND a have big beautiful set of knockers on both sides of you...life ain't bad. I'm sure Hef will get over it.

;)
stoopified
6/18/2011, 08:17 AM
Prolly the 1st time, Not counting Those he got tired of and made em want to leave.:DWhen I read she was 25 I knew this was doomed.Hef normally dups them when they get that old and moves on to the next 19 yr old in line.
olevetonahill
6/18/2011, 08:22 AM
When I read she was 25 I knew this was doomed.Hef normally dups them when they get that old and moves on to the next 19 yr old in line.

Yea , I dont know what in hell he saw in her.:hot: