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Mongo
6/11/2011, 08:25 PM
is either watching pron too loudly, going solo and rilly liking it, or getting plowed.

I hate apartment life
Whet
6/11/2011, 08:34 PM
Knock on her door and ask her if she needs some assistance.
OU Engineer
6/11/2011, 08:55 PM
Knock on her door and ask her if she needs some assistance.

+1

any true sooner fan would do this. Prove yourself.
Mongo
6/11/2011, 09:02 PM
+1

any true sooner fan would do this. Prove yourself.

I should totally show my 4 & 3 year old how to properly lay the meat to a lady. it is never too early for that
SoonerBorn68
6/11/2011, 09:10 PM
Maybe tomorrow night?
Mongo
6/11/2011, 09:13 PM
good idea:D

I think this is the same chick/apartment that always cooks bacon. even late at night. that alone could be worth it
Peach Fuzz
6/11/2011, 09:14 PM
I should totally show my 4 & 3 year old how to properly lay the meat to a lady. it is never too early for that

They'll less likely try drugs..
olevetonahill
6/11/2011, 09:19 PM
good idea:D

I think this is the same chick/apartment that always cooks bacon. even late at night. that alone could be worth it

Punanny and Bacon.
Break those Boys in right.
Tulsa_Fireman
6/11/2011, 11:22 PM
TTIWWP
mgsooner
6/11/2011, 11:22 PM
Are you on welfare?
SicEmBaylor
6/11/2011, 11:52 PM
Are you on welfare?

Who isn't?
SoonerHoops
6/11/2011, 11:55 PM
In college I lived underneath a chick who bumped uglies at least 5 mornings a week, always at 3:30a.m. Her bed was so squeaky it sounded like little kids were jumping on it. So almost every morning I was awake between 3:30 and 3:45
Wishboned
6/12/2011, 01:15 AM
In college I lived underneath a chick who bumped uglies at least 5 mornings a week, always at 3:30a.m. Her bed was so squeaky it sounded like little kids were jumping on it. So almost every morning I was awake between 3:30 and 3:45

I think I lived under the same woman. She wasn't a small woman, and I have to give her boyfriend credit. That guy had some stamina.

I always wondered if she would get the hint if I left a can of WD40 by her door.
Breadburner
6/12/2011, 02:18 AM
Take her a ciggy.....
SicEmBaylor
6/12/2011, 02:24 AM
I think I lived under the same woman. She wasn't a small woman, and I have to give her boyfriend credit. That guy had some stamina

...and evidently some girth.
Sooner_Tuf
6/12/2011, 05:39 AM
I should totally show my 4 & 3 year old how to properly lay the meat to a lady. it is never too early for that

You could make CNN and get free government housing out of this.
JDMT
6/13/2011, 07:19 AM
Don't be poor.
Mongo
6/13/2011, 07:37 AM
Don't be poor.

dont judge her. she likes bacon and sex
tcrb
6/13/2011, 07:43 AM
This thread is irrelevant unless she's hawt.
Romulus
6/13/2011, 12:18 PM
^^^
great point, is she hawt?
Mongo
6/13/2011, 12:20 PM
there are two next door. one is decent, the other is meh. lets pretend it isnt the meh one.
NormanPride
6/13/2011, 12:23 PM
Wait, two chicks? Maybe they don't need you.
Mongo
6/13/2011, 12:23 PM
touche
3rdgensooner
6/13/2011, 12:25 PM
Knock on her door and ask her if she needs some assistance.


Wait, two chicks? Maybe they don't need you.Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.
Mongo
6/13/2011, 12:26 PM
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.

pervert
yermom
6/13/2011, 12:28 PM
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.

go on...
3rdgensooner
6/13/2011, 12:57 PM
pervertpuritan


go on...So you can live vicariously? That's not the point of solo.
GKeeper316
6/13/2011, 01:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.

details plz.