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is either watching pron too loudly, going solo and rilly liking it, or getting plowed.
I hate apartment life
Knock on her door and ask her if she needs some assistance.
OU Engineer
6/11/2011, 08:55 PM
Knock on her door and ask her if she needs some assistance.
+1
any true sooner fan would do this. Prove yourself.
+1
any true sooner fan would do this. Prove yourself.
I should totally show my 4 & 3 year old how to properly lay the meat to a lady. it is never too early for that
SoonerBorn68
6/11/2011, 09:10 PM
Maybe tomorrow night?
good idea:D
I think this is the same chick/apartment that always cooks bacon. even late at night. that alone could be worth it
Peach Fuzz
6/11/2011, 09:14 PM
I should totally show my 4 & 3 year old how to properly lay the meat to a lady. it is never too early for that
They'll less likely try drugs..
olevetonahill
6/11/2011, 09:19 PM
good idea:D
I think this is the same chick/apartment that always cooks bacon. even late at night. that alone could be worth it
Punanny and Bacon.
Break those Boys in right.
Tulsa_Fireman
6/11/2011, 11:22 PM
TTIWWP
mgsooner
6/11/2011, 11:22 PM
Are you on welfare?
SicEmBaylor
6/11/2011, 11:52 PM
Are you on welfare?
Who isn't?
SoonerHoops
6/11/2011, 11:55 PM
In college I lived underneath a chick who bumped uglies at least 5 mornings a week, always at 3:30a.m. Her bed was so squeaky it sounded like little kids were jumping on it. So almost every morning I was awake between 3:30 and 3:45
Wishboned
6/12/2011, 01:15 AM
In college I lived underneath a chick who bumped uglies at least 5 mornings a week, always at 3:30a.m. Her bed was so squeaky it sounded like little kids were jumping on it. So almost every morning I was awake between 3:30 and 3:45
I think I lived under the same woman. She wasn't a small woman, and I have to give her boyfriend credit. That guy had some stamina.
I always wondered if she would get the hint if I left a can of WD40 by her door.
Breadburner
6/12/2011, 02:18 AM
Take her a ciggy.....
SicEmBaylor
6/12/2011, 02:24 AM
I think I lived under the same woman. She wasn't a small woman, and I have to give her boyfriend credit. That guy had some stamina
...and evidently some girth.
Sooner_Tuf
6/12/2011, 05:39 AM
I should totally show my 4 & 3 year old how to properly lay the meat to a lady. it is never too early for that
You could make CNN and get free government housing out of this.
Don't be poor.
dont judge her. she likes bacon and sex
This thread is irrelevant unless she's hawt.
Romulus
6/13/2011, 12:18 PM
^^^
great point, is she hawt?
there are two next door. one is decent, the other is meh. lets pretend it isnt the meh one.
NormanPride
6/13/2011, 12:23 PM
Wait, two chicks? Maybe they don't need you.
3rdgensooner
6/13/2011, 12:25 PM
Knock on her door and ask her if she needs some assistance.
Wait, two chicks? Maybe they don't need you.Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.
pervert
yermom
6/13/2011, 12:28 PM
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.
go on...
3rdgensooner
6/13/2011, 12:57 PM
pervertpuritan
go on...So you can live vicariously? That's not the point of solo.
GKeeper316
6/13/2011, 01:03 PM
Sorry to disappoint you guys, but now and then a woman likes taking care of her own business.
details plz.
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