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C&CDean

6/10/2011, 04:21 PM

What should I do tonight? Momma took off to Iowa, I picked up my final paycheck from work, I took a shower and shaved, and this is the first day in the last 10 I haven't either sat in a tractor or thrown square bales all day. I actually feel like I'm getting a day off. Party time?

Mjcpr

6/10/2011, 04:22 PM

http://www.protias.com/Pictures/Family%20Guy/quagmire%20strong%20arm.png

Howzit

6/10/2011, 04:23 PM

Sorry, Chick's coming to Dallas and I think she bought a new quirt.

*shiver*

The

6/10/2011, 04:23 PM

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OUMallen

6/10/2011, 04:52 PM

yermom

6/10/2011, 04:53 PM

Sorry, Chick's coming to Dallas and I think she bought a new quirt.

*shiver*

i had to google that, you sick bastard.

BillyBall

6/10/2011, 04:54 PM

i had to google that, you sick bastard.

Par for the Course.

Mongo

6/10/2011, 04:54 PM

we could go beat up some transients together

yermom

6/10/2011, 04:57 PM

Par for the Course.

the sad thing is that i've probably played that word on WWF

i'm afraid when i see the extent of his femdom vocab :D

JLEW1818

6/10/2011, 04:58 PM

i'm about to go get ****ed up

oumartin

6/10/2011, 05:01 PM

Lets see a retired old codger?

Supper at 4:00 at any buffet, head off to the senior center to play bridge and off to bed by 8:30.. This will be your Fridays from here on out.

Oh, just watch out for Widow Benson when you head to the center.. She likes em young(65 and under)

royalfan5

6/10/2011, 05:04 PM

http://www.tractorhouse.com/listingsdetail/detail.aspx?OHID=5736293&

Go get yourself ones of these, and save time on future bale tossing.

OUMallen

6/10/2011, 05:15 PM

Do you like margaritas?

Treat yourself to some decent plata tequila and mix you up a big ol' margarita. Like one that you look at and go: ****, man, that's a lot.

Imbibe.

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 05:21 PM

Do you like margaritas?

You know I'm not gay.

But if you're buying, I'll gay it all the hell up.

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 05:22 PM

http://www.tractorhouse.com/listingsdetail/detail.aspx?OHID=5736293&

Go get yourself ones of these, and save time on future bale tossing.

Heh. I've actually ordered one of these and it'll be here next Friday:

http://www.kuhnsmfg.com/accumulators/1036f.shtml

OUMallen

6/10/2011, 05:26 PM

You know I'm not gay.

But if you're buying, I'll gay it all the hell up.

I like mixing and trying lots of different types of drinks. I once ordered a manhattan at a restaurant and they didn't ask if I wanted it up or on the rocks. It came up, and someone at the table poked fun, saying what a bitch I looked like sipping out of a martini glass. I offered him a sip with a smile, he declined meekly after asking what was actually in it, and that was that.

Moral of the story: you get some nice tequila, and you make that MFer so strong it'll singe your nostrils. Nothing a damned girly thing about that at all.

OUMallen

6/10/2011, 05:26 PM

(And I'd buy your crotchedy *** a beer if we were in the same place.)

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 05:27 PM

(And I'd buy your crotchedy *** a beer if we were in the same place.)

Beer is for queers. Irish whiskey por favor. And where you gonna be in an hour?

OUMallen

6/10/2011, 05:31 PM

Beer is for queers. Irish whiskey por favor. And where you gonna be in an hour?

Hopefully at home from the liquor store, making myself a manhattan and my girl a martini. :)

She's a little better looking than you, but not as good for conversation. Raincheck.

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 05:32 PM

Hopefully at home from the liquor store, making myself a manhattan and my girl a martini. :)

She's a little better looking than you, but not as good for conversation. Raincheck.

Do you put bitters in your manhattans? Vermouth in your martinis?

royalfan5

6/10/2011, 05:35 PM

Heh. I've actually ordered one of these and it'll be here next Friday:

http://www.kuhnsmfg.com/accumulators/1036f.shtml

If you don't have a readily available source of child labor, some sort of accumulator is the only way to mess with small squares.

Soonerson1975

6/10/2011, 05:35 PM

If you don't have a cellar you may want to start digging a hole.

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 05:38 PM

If you don't have a readily available source of child labor, some sort of accumulator is the only way to mess with small squares.

Oh I've got a source of child labor, only problem is they want .25 cents per bale. Each. **** that noise. I'd rather work like a field hand myself than pay that highway robbery. Besides, them little ****ers can't stack a trailer without direction, so I end up handling most of the bales myself. Momma drove and I loaded almost 300 bale yesterday, then we both unloaded it in the barn. It's effing hot man, but it does an old man good.

texaspokieokie

6/10/2011, 05:40 PM

But; Dean, you ain't old.

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 05:47 PM

Compared to you, perhaps. Compared to the unwashed masses on this board, I'm ancient. Thanks anyhow.

olevetonahill

6/10/2011, 05:53 PM

Beer is for queers. Irish whiskey por favor. And where you gonna be in an hour?

I AINT QUEER :mad:

texaspokieokie

6/10/2011, 05:55 PM

Compared to you, perhaps. Compared to the unwashed masses on this board, I'm ancient. Thanks anyhow.

True.

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 05:56 PM

I AINT QUEER :mad:

And you don't drink beer. You drink natty...

olevetonahill

6/10/2011, 06:00 PM

And you don't drink beer. You drink natty...

:P

Turd_Ferguson

6/10/2011, 07:09 PM

Heh. I've actually ordered one of these and it'll be here next Friday:

http://www.kuhnsmfg.com/accumulators/1036f.shtmlThe last time I was in the field, we used one of these...
http://www.agmates.com/uploads/images/0-4999/155/155_1251440076.jpg

So with the accumulator, are you getting the hay hook/grabber with it?

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 07:15 PM

A pop-up loader? Them things suck - unless you're about 17 and nimble as hell. I've owned a couple, and they work you to death.

Yes, an accumulator without a grabber doesn't make a lot of sense. Both for about $13K.

Turd_Ferguson

6/10/2011, 07:19 PM

Yes, an accumulator without a grabber doesn't make a lot of sense. Both for about $13K.I watched the vid with the grabber...that was pretty cool. I really thought the small bales were going to the way side and the round bales had taken over...guess I was wrong.

C&CDean

6/10/2011, 07:21 PM

I watched the vid with the grabber...that was pretty cool. I really thought the small bales were going to the way side and the round bales had taken over...guess I was wrong.

1 round bale ~$40. The same amount of hay in squares? ~$115. If you can keep your labor prices down, there's a ton more money in squares.

stevo

6/10/2011, 07:23 PM

where is scooter?? isn't he into farm stuff???

sooneron

6/10/2011, 08:19 PM

Manhattans and Martinis??? Baaaaah!

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Boarder

6/10/2011, 10:19 PM

1 round bale ~$40. The same amount of hay in squares? ~$115. If you can keep your labor prices down, there's a ton more money in squares.
My bro has a Bale Baron: http://www.balebaron.com/

21 bales in one block. He said it is nice.

JDMT

6/11/2011, 08:58 AM

Beer is for queers.

You shut your whore mouth!

C&CDean

6/11/2011, 01:10 PM

My bro has a Bale Baron: http://www.balebaron.com/

21 bales in one block. He said it is nice.

Yeah, but I'm just a simple dirt farmer. I can't afford that high-fallutin equipment.