ladies....

[Mongo]

how long after you meet a dude is it acceptable for him to fart in front of you?

days? weeks? couple of hours?

[olevetonahill]

Just do it, If she LOLs then Keeper.;)

[Cheez-It]

Sigh. Just don't.

[soonerchk]

Never.

[Mongo]

Sigh. Just don't.


Never.

these didnt answer my question

[olevetonahill]

these didnt answer my question

Dont sound like their Keepers either.

[soonerchk]

these didnt answer my question

Yes they did. It is never acceptable to us, but you'll do it anyway.

[3rdgensooner]

Farting is sooooo funny!

[Mongo]

Dont sound like their Keepers either.

no ****. they have no sense of humor

[Cheez-It]

no ****. they have no sense of humor

I'm a funny mother****er...and I find other's to be funny. Farting...not funny.

[Mongo]

Farting is sooooo funny!

I am not in love with your sarcasm

[olevetonahill]

Mongo, Ya know why wimmens dont seem to ever fart? They dont ever shut up long enough to build up any pressure.;)

[3rdgensooner]

I am not in love with your sarcasm</3

[SoonerofAlabama]

I'm a funny mother****er...and I find other's to be funny. Farting...not funny.

I don't find women funny. Female comedians have never brought about a chuckle from me.

[saucysoonergal]

Meh, contrary to common belief, women pass gas too. Just don't do it if it is really stinky, m'kay?

[MR2-Sooner86]

Christopher Hitchens on why women aren't funny. (http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2007/01/hitchens200701)

[saucysoonergal]

Oh, and I am frickin' HI-Larry-ous.

[The]

Better question; which date does it become acceptable to poop on her?

[Mongo]

Meh, contrary to common belief, women pass gas too. Just don't do it if it is really stinky, m'kay?

thank you for being reasonable

[MR2-Sooner86]

Oh, and I am frickin' HI-Larry-ous.

The jury is still out on that one.

[Mongo]

Better question; which date does it become acceptable to poop on her?

touche

[stevo]

Never okay. Fa realz

[soonerchk]

I've never understood why men need an audience for their farts.

[Mongo]

Never okay. Fa realz

I used to think you were cool

[Cheez-It]

I don't find women funny. Female comedians have never brought about a chuckle from me.

I don't know anything about you as far as if you are married, single or what not, but life is too short if you can't laugh with your significant other.

[MR2-Sooner86]

Phil and Brent's "Greek Theater" is a perfect example of why farts and 5th grade sex jokes are still funny as hell.

P.S. It is true, female comedians and females in general suck at comedy.

[Sooner_Tuf]

I've never understood why men need an audience for their farts.

Some people don't have a lot of accomplishments to their name. They need recognition for the things they do successfully complete.

If one is unable to achieve a full erection it leaves farting as the last possible option for attention.

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

I've never understood why men need an audience for their farts.

The same reason you don't put Picasso in the attic!!

[stevo]

I used to think you were cool


I am cool. My chess team can vouch for me

[Mongo]

Phil and Brent's "Greek Theater" is a perfect example of why farts and 5th grade sex jokes are still funny as hell.

P.S. It is true, female comedians and females in general suck at comedy.

sarah silverman and chelsea handler, or what ever her name is, are not funny whatsoever

[Sooner_Tuf]

I don't know anything about you as far as if you are married, single or what not, but life is too short if you can't laugh with your significant other.

He's fourteen, his significant other is a bobblehead. Lucky bastard.

[JDMT]

Sombody say picasso??????

[The]

sarah silverman

I've seen her naked. At the Nudie pool at the Mirage.

She's got big nips.

[Mongo]

She's got big nips.


that is probably the funniest thing she has going for her

[soonerchk]

I've seen her naked. At the Nudie pool at the Mirage.

She's got big nips.

There's nudie pool at the Mirage? Good to know.

[Mongo]

There's nudie pool at the Mirage? Good to know.

The has a good pair of binoculars and a nice shrubbery to hide behind.

[soonerchk]

The has a good pair of binoculars and a nice shrubbery to hide behind.

I'm ignoring you, fart face.

[Mongo]

I'm ignoring you, fart face.

what did I do!?!?!

[cantwait48]

question

men think their own and other men's farts are funny

women think men's farts are gross

men think women's farts of gross

but what do women think of other women's farts? if a group of women are hanging out and one farts do they even acknowledge it?

[soonerchk]

question

men think their own and other men's farts are funny

women think men's farts are gross

men think women's farts of gross

but what do women think of other women's farts? if a group of women are hanging out and one farts do they even acknowledge it?

Pretty sure this has never happened in the history of the world, but if it did, no one would acknowledge anything had happened.

[SoonerHoops]

I've heard women laugh when a dog farts...

[Mongo]

I cant stop thinking of the south park episode with the Road Warrior queef

[Viking Kitten]

1) Passing gas is natural. Loud, public farting is just gross.

2) People who mistake farting for humor are to be pitied.

3) People who make blanket statements like "women are not funny" are typically a bit challenged in the ol' sense of humor department themselves.

4) Christopher Hitchens is a pompous gas bag. OMG I SAID GAS ROFLMAO THAT'S SO FUNNY.

[Mongo]

srs VK is srs

[JDMT]

Hey VK. Guess what???

[The]

http://i.imgur.com/hEboX.gif

[Mongo]

hey VK!!!! can you pull my finger!?!?

[Viking Kitten]

Sorry, I mistook your finger for your ****.

[Mongo]

Sorry, I mistook your finger for your ****.

I get that alot

[jk the sooner fan]

talk about sucking all the fun out of a good fart

if you cant make a good face, or snicker....or use your hand to make a "fart gun'....then really what is the point

men fart A LOT...its not practical at all for us to get up and go to the other room - otherwise you'd simply complain about us not ever "being around"

so to lessen the tension ...its just best to accept that when it comes to farting, most men will revert back to the age of 10 - if only for a brief moment

[Pozey]

Sigh. Just don't.

What about in front of your children? Is that acceptable? :-)

[silverwheels]

Eye contact during a good rip is the best.

[Cheez-It]

What about in front of your children? Is that acceptable? :-)


"Oh...Momma toot."

It did happen...accidently...once.

[Jammin']

AFter coaching high school aged girls for almost 14 years, long bus rides, lockerrooms, hotels, etc...I can say with the utmost authority that women fart as much, as loud and as smelly as men. They do so in the company of other women freely. Any woman arguing with this post is lying and probably is/was the main farter in her group at some point. These are the facts and they are indisputable.

[delhalew]

I remember when I learned about the serious consequences of not letting them go freely. Never again.

[soonerboomer93]

I don't know anything about you as far as if you are married, single or what not, but life is too short if you can't laugh with your significant odor.

fixed that for ya

[stoopified]

Yes they did. It is never acceptable to us, but you'll do it anyway.What is the alternative?

[RACHEL MADDOW is my clone]

I fart all the time. It adds character.

[Mongo]

one of the maddest times I have seen my pops was when he, my brother and me, were sandwiched between two carts at the check out line at the grocery store. my brother sneeks off and then it hits us. then it hits the cart people behind us, then the one in front, then the cashier. they all look at my dad in disgust, while my brother is laughing a ways away. my dad then points and yells "it was him. it was my son that farted!! I am sorry."

he tried to chew *** once we were in the car, but my brother was still laughing at his accomplishment

[The]

Farts are funny

[Howzit]

2) People who mistake farting for humor are to be pitied.



Agree to disagree.

[Viking Kitten]

I weep for you.

[saucysoonergal]

Agree to disagree.

We wouldn't expect any less from a poo flinger!!! ;)

[65Mustang]

I've never understood why men need an audience for their farts.

It's one of the few things we do really well....







Pull my finger

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/85576-2/Girl_crying.gif

[Mongo]

is that brat sitting next to crying pigtail girl?

[saucysoonergal]

Brat is much prettier than that lady.

[C&CDean]

Brat is much prettier than that lady.

You know this how?

[Mongo]

it was a joke, Ms. Srs.

[saucysoonergal]

You know this how?

I've seen her.

[Mongo]

I've seen her.

go on...

[The Maestro]

Oh, and I am frickin' HI-Larry-ous.

You might be. But claiming you are funny is a typical sign that someone is NOT funny.

[C&CDean]

I've seen her.

Where?

[Howzit]

Agree to disagree.


I weep for you.

Mom?

[Viking Kitten]

Puddn'?

[NormanPride]

Awkward.

[The]

Awkward.

Fapfapfapfap....

[texaspokieokie]

Mongo, Ya know why wimmens dont seem to ever fart? They dont ever shut up long enough to build up any pressure.;)

GOOD ONE !!!!!!!!!

[mgsooner]

How long until I can take a growler with the bathroom door open?

[C&CDean]

Don't ever break your arms and a collar bone at the same time in a motorcycle wreck. Trust me.

[Mongo]

Don't ever break your arms and a collar bone at the same time in a motorcycle wreck. Trust me.

tough to masturbate.

[C&CDean]

tough to masturbate.

Yeah, and after wiping your greasy *** with a washcloth momma ain't real excited about taking care of the business for you.

[Mongo]

you are lucky. I pay good money for women to wipe my hiney

[C&CDean]

Me too brother, me too.

WTF am I doing on this website when I should be out partying somewhere? Sheez, I'm ****ing lame.

[Mongo]

kung fu panda is where it's at. I am the doosh on his phone during the movie

[C&CDean]

I've got beer and a half-gallon of good whiskey. I've got baby back ribs. Come on out. We'll shoot something.

[Mongo]

I dont think my boys will approve:D

[C&CDean]

Bring em' out. We'll take them on a hayride.

[Mongo]

someone's looking for some ***:D

appreciate it, but by the time this movie is over, it will be mine and the boys' night night time

[C&CDean]

You're a good mongoloid. Hope your boys appreciate it someday.

[C&CDean]

I think I'm gonna run to the Neverwin and win.

[Viking Kitten]

Dean's first FB status update better be "#winning".

[texaspokieokie]

I don't find women funny. Female comedians have never brought about a chuckle from me.

you removed your birth "year" from your profile. Why ???

[SoonerofAlabama]

Cause I think that I will lose credability with you guys if I everybody knows that I am a teenager.

[Mongo]

pfffft, you lost that a while back.:D

[cantwait48]

What about in front of your children?"

some of my fondest memories of my father were of him ripping big ones

[Pricetag]

Farts are funny gifts from God. That's why He gave us butt cheeks when other animals don't have them.

[Chuck Bao]

Nope just laughs and says "you aimed that at me, didn't you?" Since he first started saying that I have been aiming them at him.

[Mongo]

I wonder how much money Dean lost at the casino

[Mongo]

Nope just laughs and says "you aimed that at me, didn't you?" Since he first started saying that I have been aiming them at him.

you can still make noise?:D



runs away

[Mjcpr]

I don't get it.

[tulsaoilerfan]

My wife can fart better than any guy i know, including myself

[goingoneight]

I find it a good measuring stick to bust off an SBV in the car on the first date.

[C&CDean]

Dean's first FB status update better be "#winning".

I haven't figured out what all that crap is over there. I ain't tried real hard, but I don't get the deal. I saw a couple things, and a couple people going "so Dean you gonna respond?" and I go "respond where? How?"

Oh, and I lost. $700 in about 45 minutes. No Pampers, Similac, or air conditioning for the chillrens this month...

[Viking Kitten]

Jeebus, what were you playing? Next time, stay home and figure out Facebook.

[C&CDean]

Jeebus, what were you playing? Next time, stay home and figure out Facebook.

B. J. At the house it's a good thing. At the casino it's a killer. Sometimes. Of course I sat down next to two ****ing idiots who couldn't know the difference between a double-down and a split. I have to learn to just get up and go to a different table.

[olevetonahill]

I haven't figured out what all that crap is over there. I ain't tried real hard, but I don't get the deal. I saw a couple things, and a couple people going "so Dean you gonna respond?" and I go "respond where? How?"

Oh, and I lost. $700 in about 45 minutes. No Pampers, Similac, or air conditioning for the chillrens this month...

How many dayum BALES of Hay is that?:rolleyes:

[C&CDean]

How many dayum BALES of Hay is that?:rolleyes:

Square or round?:P

[Viking Kitten]

Man, blackjack in Oklahoma blows in general. The gambling regs put the game waaay too much in the house's favor. I play it in Vegas only where they still have the edge, but the comps make up the difference. In Indian casinos, I only play video poker... even though the payouts SUCK compared to Vegas, at least I can usually walk away with something.

[olevetonahill]

I haven't figured out what all that crap is over there. I ain't tried real hard, but I don't get the deal. I saw a couple things, and a couple people going "so Dean you gonna respond?" and I go "respond where? How?"

Oh, and I lost. $700 in about 45 minutes. No Pampers, Similac, or air conditioning for the chillrens this month...


Square or round?:P

Dont care, Just wanted to know how much sweat ya spilled fer that 20 minutes of " FUN"

[jk the sooner fan]

farting is a universal thing - no matter what country you're in anywhere in the world - if a man farts - he's going to thinks its funny

its one of the things that connects us

[Mongo]

infidels, jews, and mooslums should blast *** more often then