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JDMT
6/10/2011, 10:23 AM
Good idea? Your thoughts please.

The Profit
6/10/2011, 10:24 AM
Good idea? Your thoughts please.




You'll lose your azz and .uck up your resume.

The
6/10/2011, 10:25 AM
Either your dog or the beetus will kill you before the summer's over, so I say go for it.

JDMT
6/10/2011, 10:27 AM
I could buy and sell you TEH!

Sooner_Tuf
6/10/2011, 10:27 AM
Good idea? Your thoughts please.

I like your sig.

The Profit
6/10/2011, 10:29 AM
:D
I like your sig.

sappstuf
6/10/2011, 10:29 AM
You will need to change your avatar...

http://www.haggardandhalloo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kenny-rogers-gambler.jpg

JDMT
6/10/2011, 10:31 AM
You will need to change your avatar...

http://www.haggardandhalloo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kenny-rogers-gambler.jpg

I have that movie on dvd and mastubate to it often!

sappstuf
6/10/2011, 10:35 AM
I have that movie on dvd and mastubate to it often!

Sounds like you probably hold em more than you fold em....

Position Limit
6/10/2011, 11:02 AM
do you have edge?

JDMT
6/10/2011, 11:03 AM
Here's my new attire.

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t267/jdmt37/brandsonsale-store_2161_1793643692.jpg

stevo
6/10/2011, 11:03 AM
Either your dog or the beetus will kill you before the summer's over, so I say go for it.



lulz

JDMT
6/10/2011, 11:04 AM
lulz

TOGTFO!

Jammin'
6/10/2011, 11:05 AM
As long as you don't start claiming unemployment I don't give a damn how you decide to make/lose your money.

JDMT
6/10/2011, 11:08 AM
Sell me your stash Jammin.

Jammin'
6/10/2011, 11:13 AM
You better learn to make more money than I believe you make while gambling.

JDMT
6/10/2011, 11:16 AM
You would call me a liar if i told you my last months winnings.

Jammin'
6/10/2011, 11:18 AM
I'll call you a liar either way.

So, waddaj take home last month? (after figuring loses) Bet it didn't come close to the bank I roll from my China coaching stipend.

JDMT
6/10/2011, 11:19 AM
You gonna get raped if you go over there. I'll pm you addy. I'll expect it in the mail.

badger
6/10/2011, 11:21 AM
Gambling is well-paid profession for those at the top for one reason: It's one of the few that you can put in a hard day's work and come home with less money than you started with.

Jammin'
6/10/2011, 11:29 AM
You gonna get raped if you go over there. I'll pm you addy. I'll expect it in the mail.

Getting raped by the chinese is only one of the benefits of the job.

DIB
6/10/2011, 11:31 AM
Getting raped by the chinese is only one of the benefits of the job.

Is it true that they have sideways penises (penii?)?

Jammin'
6/10/2011, 11:32 AM
Is it true that they have sideways penises (penii?)?

Not sure about sideways? Kinda like this:

http://www.oneinhundred.com/upfiles/upimg4/Flat-number-3-carpenter-pencil-5246104.jpg

stevo
6/10/2011, 11:42 AM
TOGTFO!


( . Y . ) ...can I stay now?





AND WHY CAN'T I THANK THESE QUALITY POSTS?!! Behind on the TIMES people!!!

The
6/10/2011, 11:45 AM
( . Y . ) ...can I stay now?





AND WHY CAN'T I THANK THESE QUALITY POSTS?!! Behind on the TIMES people!!!


Srs. This board is mired in 2003 era technology.


I've TRIED to get some momentum going to get this rectified, but alas, I am just a simple definite article.

JLEW1818
6/10/2011, 11:51 AM
house always wins in the end

i take hits on the house, and then take breaks

cards or sports?

JDMT
6/10/2011, 12:44 PM
house always wins in the end

i take hits on the house, and then take breaks

cards or sports?

5.00 and 10.00 Slots

The
6/10/2011, 12:46 PM
5.00 and 10.00 Slots

Beetus' new friends:

http://einhornpress.com/images/SMOKING%20100%20YEAR%20OLD%20WOMAN.jpg

SpankyNek
6/10/2011, 12:48 PM
Get your series 7...then you can gamble other people's money and make bank with little liability.

JDMT
6/10/2011, 01:00 PM
Beetus' new friends:

http://einhornpress.com/images/SMOKING%20100%20YEAR%20OLD%20WOMAN.jpg

Horny old ladies i tell ya!