Why the hell doesnt my sprinkler work?

[Fraggle145]

So I bought a new oscillating sprinkler because my old one was all clogged up and stopped oscillating.

So I just got one of these:
http://www.orbitonline.com/products/Sprinklers/01/07/29/2586/

http://www.orbitonline.com/lib/img/product/58893N_600.jpg

And the ****ing thing wont oscillate. :mad: :mad: :mad:

WTF. My old one used to oscillate. I dont think its my water pressure, I mean it sprays all the way across my backyard.
:mad:

[yermom]

have you tried rebooting it?

[Fraggle145]

have you tried rebooting it?

Yep. I tried two different hose set ups. :mad:

[salth2o]

Did you turn the water on?

[yermom]

i haven't played with one in a while... what does that knob do?

[The Profit]

Does it have a rain sensor?

[Fraggle145]

Did you turn the water on?

yep

[Fraggle145]

i haven't played with one in a while... what does that knob do?

left, right, center, and full. It makes the water oscillate between the left and center, the right and center, around the center to the left and right, and all the way to the left and all the way to the right.

[Fraggle145]

Does it have a rain sensor?

Nope. It ain't that technical. its $7 from Atwoods.

[C&CDean]

It's cause you're a ****ing heathen. God knows all. Mine works perfectly.

[sooner ngintunr]

take it back. ywia.

[olevetonahill]

Nope. It ain't that technical. its $7 from Atwoods.

Theres yer Problem.

[Fraggle145]

Theres yer Problem.

It was the most expensive one they had besides the little tractor.

[Fraggle145]

It's cause you're a ****ing heathen. God knows all. Mine works perfectly.

See Dean's works. Hey Dean send me directions to the Deanarosa.

[C&CDean]

See Dean's works. Hey Dean send me directions to the Deanarosa.

You gotta peem and axe for them. It's the rulz.

[Soonerson1975]

Maybe it's not hard enough.

[sooner ngintunr]

Buy a Gilmour.
http://www.gilmour.com/wp-content/uploads/7900MM.jpg

[Fraggle145]

Buy a Gilmour.
http://www.gilmour.com/wp-content/uploads/7900MM.jpg

Ya mean this one?

http://www.lowes.com/pd_248101-306-7800MMGF_4294778653+4294965417_4294937087_?product Id=3086957&Ns=p_product_prd_lis_ord_nbr|0||p_product_quantity _sold|1&pl=1&currentURL=%2Fpl_Gilmour_4294778653%2B4294965417_4 294937087_%3FNs%3Dp_product_prd_lis_ord_nbr%7C0%7C %7Cp_product_quantity_sold%7C1%26page%3D3&facetInfo=Gilmour&state=R#reviews_tab

[sooner ngintunr]

Ya mean this one?

http://www.lowes.com/pd_248101-306-7800MMGF_4294778653+4294965417_4294937087_?product Id=3086957&Ns=p_product_prd_lis_ord_nbr|0||p_product_quantity _sold|1&pl=1&currentURL=%2Fpl_Gilmour_4294778653%2B4294965417_4 294937087_%3FNs%3Dp_product_prd_lis_ord_nbr%7C0%7C %7Cp_product_quantity_sold%7C1%26page%3D3&facetInfo=Gilmour&state=R#reviews_tab

Yeah, looks like that might not be a good choice.:O Their sprinklers have always worked great for me though.

[Fraggle145]

Yeah, looks like that might not be a good choice.:O Their sprinklers have always worked great for me though.

All the oscillating sprinkler reviews look like that. Probably because you cant get anything that isnt made without cheap plastic **** anymore.

[The Profit]

What kind of water are you trying to run through that thing?

[C&CDean]

What kind of water are you trying to run through that thing?

Pagan water. I tried to tell him that **** don't work.

[Fraggle145]

What kind of water are you trying to run through that thing?

Water from the spigot. Maybe I need to pray about it. ;) :D

[tator]

It's possible it could be low pressure. Take it back and try another, if it still doesn't work it's a problem somewhere else. Maybe there's a leak in your hose? heh

[Sooner_Tuf]

I bought one from Atwoods that looks to be the same brand. It was closer to fifty bucks though. It does work however.

[Whet]

Check the if the plastic arm is connected to the rotating face. If that is not connected, it will not rotate. Also, get down on yer knees and pray to the god of sprinklers.