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The
6/9/2011, 01:52 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pBsSU.jpg
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 01:57 PM
And you're to blame!!!


You give love a bad name.:mad:
Lawton4Life
6/9/2011, 01:58 PM
I play my part, and you play your game
The Profit
6/9/2011, 01:59 PM
You can't even find a shoulder to cry on because of all the knees you've pooped on.
The
6/9/2011, 01:59 PM
Naaaaaa naaaaah nah nah nah nah nah

nah nah

naaaaaaa naaaaah
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 02:03 PM
You can't even find a shoulder to cry on because of all the knees you've pooped on.
I don't think those are the lyrics.
GKeeper316
6/9/2011, 02:05 PM
bon jovi sucks. sucks bad. like, sucks donkey schlong bad.
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 02:05 PM
Arent some of you from ouinsider? Do you remember the thread about "best guitarists ever" and one guy's best guitarist list was topped by Richie Sambora? And he was being serious?

Fun Times
Lawton4Life
6/9/2011, 02:06 PM
I loved the bit from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog...something along the lines of:

So, wait, you're opening for Bon Jovi? That means you suck MORE than Bon Jovi.
The
6/9/2011, 02:06 PM
Arent some of you from ouinsider? Do you remember the thread about "best guitarists ever" and one guy's best guitarist list was topped by Richie Sambora? And he was being serious?

Fun Times

To be fair, Sambora really is a hell of a player. Not best of all times, but the guy can shred.
The Profit
6/9/2011, 02:07 PM
Arent some of you from ouinsider? Do you remember the thread about "best guitarists ever" and one guy's best guitarist list was topped by Richie Sambora? And he was being serious?

Fun Times



Yeah, cuz I voted "Slowhand."
The
6/9/2011, 02:08 PM
Yeah, cuz I voted "Slowhand."

Incorrect.

Any answer that doesn't start with "Steve" and end with "Vai" is totally erroneous.
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 02:10 PM
Arent some of you from ouinsider? Do you remember the thread about "best guitarists ever" and one guy's best guitarist list was topped by Richie Sambora? And he was being serious?

Fun Times

Was it Ooner? That really sounds like an Ooner thing to say.
The Profit
6/9/2011, 02:11 PM
Incorrect.

Any answer that doesn't start with "Steve" and end with "Vai" is totally erroneous.




Sorry Mentor...I still like slowhand, and I still like jeff beck. On acousic, I like Tommy Emmanual.
The
6/9/2011, 02:12 PM
Tommy Emmanual.

Internet hi-5.
The Profit
6/9/2011, 02:14 PM
Internet hi-5.



I've seen him in Norman twice. He's really good.
GKeeper316
6/9/2011, 02:19 PM
stevie ray vaughn.

end of discussion.
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 02:19 PM
stevie ray vaughn.

end of discussion.

This.

/close thread
The
6/9/2011, 02:26 PM
stevie ray vaughn.

end of discussion.


This.

/close thread

Stevie Ray Vaughn on coke is a top tenner. Sober Stevie Ray Vaughn is a chopper wreck.
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 02:27 PM
Stevie Ray Vaughn on coke is a top tenner. Sober Stevie Ray Vaughn is a chopper wreck.

I've never really liked you.
The
6/9/2011, 02:29 PM
I've never really liked you.
http://i.imgur.com/Q7sW4.gif
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 02:33 PM
Why pick Vai when you can pick his mentor, Zappa, or someone who toured with him and outshone him in Satriani?

Or you could just be right, and pick Buckethead.
The Profit
6/9/2011, 02:36 PM
Why pick Vai when you can pick his mentor, Zappa, or someone who toured with him and outshone him in Satriani?

Or you could just be right, and pick Buckethead.




Or you could just go with the safe choices, Clapton and Beck
The
6/9/2011, 02:37 PM
Why pick Vai when you can pick his mentor, Zappa, or someone who toured with him and outshone him in Satriani?

Or you could just be right, and pick Buckethead.

http://ih0.redbubble.net/work.6008155.1.flat,550x550,075,f.blank-face.jpg
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 02:43 PM
Subjective as hell, but Kirk Hammett's my favorite.
The
6/9/2011, 02:47 PM
Subjective as hell, but Kirk Hammett's my favorite.

The guy that wears wah pedals for sneakers?
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 02:55 PM
The guy that wears wah pedals for sneakers?

Oh yeah?

Steve Vai *is* a wah pedal.
The
6/9/2011, 03:09 PM
Oh yeah?

Steve Vai *is* a whammy bar.

I accept that.
Tulsa_Fireman
6/9/2011, 03:11 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/B18Z48zyHHS._SL600_.jpg
The
6/9/2011, 03:12 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/B18Z48zyHHS._SL600_.jpg

His tone is like a bullet through the brain.
Jammin'
6/9/2011, 03:12 PM
I like Clapton but let's call a spade a spade and acknowledge a lot of his chops were "borrowed" from Freddie King, Buddy Guy and Albert King.


No love for Jimi huh? Personally I can listen to Buddy play all damn day.

Vai? no thanks. suck on that spenis.
The
6/9/2011, 03:14 PM
I like Clapton but let's call a spade a spade and acknowledge a lot of his chops were "borrowed" from Freddie King, Buddy Guy and Albert King.


No love for Jimi huh? Personally I can listen to Buddy play all damn day.

Vai? no thanks. suck on that spenis.

I'm not spenis.

Spenis is bjorn.

and #2 is this guy in his pajamas:
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Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 03:15 PM
I accept that.

Accept this:

http://cf.mp-cdn.net/f3/e9/2cfb3c6704d4e1ccb2303cab0ff5.jpg
Tulsa_Fireman
6/9/2011, 03:16 PM
http://blueopossum.homestead.com/Music/1/Roy_Clark.jpg

That wins the thread.

No bull****.
The
6/9/2011, 03:17 PM
Accept this:

http://cf.mp-cdn.net/f3/e9/2cfb3c6704d4e1ccb2303cab0ff5.jpg
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Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 03:17 PM
:D Okay, mister google-pants.

But Kirk doesn't have that straight-outta-the-salon hairdo and the 2003 mini-goatee, I'll give you that.
Jammin'
6/9/2011, 03:17 PM
I'm not spenis.

Spenis is bjorn.

and #2 is this guy in his pajamas:
ZRsHSQ09xHY

The "s" was a typo, my bad.


Aces High!
The
6/9/2011, 03:20 PM
:D Okay, mister google-pants.

But Kirk doesn't have that straight-outta-the-salon hairdo and the 2003 mini-goatee, I'll give you that.

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saucysoonergal
6/9/2011, 03:25 PM
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page! The girlie's I like are underage Check it!
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 03:25 PM
546KjKMB9kw

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The
6/9/2011, 03:26 PM
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Those are funny. There's a clapton one somewhere that's hillarious... it's just a guy taking a ****, mimicing his facial expressions with poop noises.

Reason #546 Vai is Awesome: Jack Butler.
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Tulsa_Fireman
6/9/2011, 03:27 PM
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The
6/9/2011, 03:27 PM
Ni8KBhnebwE

Internet hi-5.
ouleaf
6/9/2011, 03:31 PM
I loved the bit from Triumph the Insult Comic Dog...something along the lines of:

So, wait, you're opening for Bon Jovi? That means you suck MORE than Bon Jovi.

Hahaha

Definitely one of the best comedy bits ever invented....unfortunately I think NBC owns the rights to Triumph, so I'm not sure how much we'll see of Triumph anymore now that Conan left.
IndySooner
6/9/2011, 03:31 PM
Slash
The
6/9/2011, 03:34 PM
Slash

Izzy wrote all the riffs.
The
6/9/2011, 03:35 PM
And, since it's his birthday and all, this guy's done more for music than anyone else:
http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/les-paul.jpg
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 03:41 PM
Those are funny. There's a clapton one somewhere that's hillarious... it's just a guy taking a ****, mimicing his facial expressions with poop noises.


:D

Vai's a transcendent talent for sure.

I like the pre-Black-album Hemmett so much, mainly because I loved the music so much

Jimmy Page is probably my 1a and I can't believe he hasn't been mentioned thus far
Mississippi Sooner
6/9/2011, 03:43 PM
Eric Johnson ain't bad.
The Profit
6/9/2011, 03:44 PM
Eric Johnson ain't bad.




No he's not.
saucysoonergal
6/9/2011, 03:45 PM
:D

Vai's a transcendent talent for sure.

I like the pre-Black-album Hemmett so much, mainly because I loved the music so much

Jimmy Page is probably my 1a and I can't believe he hasn't been mentioned thus far

ahem:


If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page! The girlie's I like are underage Check it!
The
6/9/2011, 03:46 PM
:D

Vai's a transcendent talent for sure.

I like the pre-Black-album Hemmett so much, mainly because I loved the music so much

Jimmy Page is probably my 1a and I can't believe he hasn't been mentioned thus far

I LOVED Metallica growing up, then the Black album came out. I defended it to my friends, tried my best to like it, I mean REALLY tried, then Load came out, and I came to terms that they'd lost it.
saucysoonergal
6/9/2011, 03:47 PM
And don't forget:

http://www.morethings.com/music/robert_johnson/robert_johnson_formal_portrait_shot.jpg
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 03:47 PM
If I played guitar I'd be Jimmy Page! The girlie's I like are underage Check it!

First of all please accept my apology! 2nd, you get extra credit for slipping it in with a beasties reference :)
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 03:49 PM
I LOVED Metallica growing up, then the Black album came out. I defended it to my friends, tried my best to like it, I mean REALLY tried, then Load came out, and I came to terms that they'd lost it.

Me too, same exact. Songs like 'the unforgiven' now remind me of that first time I realized that good things really do come to an end
GKeeper316
6/9/2011, 04:03 PM
And don't forget:

http://www.morethings.com/music/robert_johnson/robert_johnson_formal_portrait_shot.jpg

this is a correct answer. robert johnson. real blues. from like way way way back.
Jammin'
6/9/2011, 04:07 PM
Hubert Sumlin, the unknown genius.

Was lucky enough to happen upon him playing Manny's Carwash on the upper east side in the late 90's. good.
stoopified
6/9/2011, 06:32 PM
And you're to blame!!!


You give love a bad name.:mad:My thought exactly
yermom
6/9/2011, 06:38 PM
Me too, same exact. Songs like 'the unforgiven' now remind me of that first time I realized that good things really do come to an end

Unforgiven wasn't so bad, it was Unforgiven II where it was really going down the ****ter
yermom
6/9/2011, 06:41 PM
while i wouldn't put them in the "best" category, i'm a big fan of Jack White and Dan Auerbach in the last few years, in the vein of blues robbers and innovators like Jimmy Page and Eric Clapton ;)

Eddie Van Halen probably warrants some mention as well
C&CDean
6/9/2011, 06:48 PM
I submit a fag, a blind man, and a freak:

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Check out Jose at the ~1:30 mark.
C&CDean
6/9/2011, 06:52 PM
Donate to PBS mother****ers!:

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C&CDean
6/9/2011, 06:55 PM
OMG. It's a vampire. Or zombie. Look at the fingernails on the right hand.

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usmc-sooner
6/9/2011, 06:59 PM
Donate to PBS mother****ers!:

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makes me crave Mexican food on Christmas
GKeeper316
6/9/2011, 08:07 PM
esteban wishes he was as good as chris parkening.
C&CDean
6/9/2011, 08:42 PM
Or if we're being serious, there's this guy:

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C&CDean
6/9/2011, 08:46 PM
Heh, the keys to the Lamborghini...

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