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MelloYello
6/9/2011, 01:02 PM
I've been banging out this chick for a few months. She's kind of a freak, but isn't keen on letting me in the back door. How do I change her mind?
there is no changing her mind. give up now.
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 01:06 PM
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit
there is no changing her mind. give up now.
they all say that til the roophies kick in
The Profit
6/9/2011, 01:07 PM
I've been banging out this chick for a few months. She's kind of a freak, but isn't keen on letting me in the back door. How do I change her mind?
Knock harder, or just get her drunk and barge on in.
SoonerHoops
6/9/2011, 01:07 PM
Promise her you'll take her shoe shopping the next day (worked with chk)
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit
is this why you stick to catching?
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 01:07 PM
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit
But we all know that chicks don't actually poop or fart, so what's the issue?
The Profit
6/9/2011, 01:09 PM
But we all know that chicks don't actually poop or fart, so what's the issue?
They don't?
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 01:09 PM
is this why you stick to catching?
Why you wrassafrackin' marthafahrrgin flibbertygibbett...
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 01:09 PM
yeah, 2girls1cup was obviously fake.
Position Limit
6/9/2011, 01:10 PM
slip her a roofie
Cheez-It
6/9/2011, 01:12 PM
Get her really really durnk. Worked for me...
royalfan5
6/9/2011, 01:14 PM
Show that you're a team player by let her peg you.
Get her really really durnk. Worked for me...
this is how you post, people
stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2011, 01:22 PM
Tell her it decreases her risk of prostate cancer
dynersooner
6/9/2011, 01:24 PM
just do the opposite of stevos advice, and you are sure to succeed in whatever endeavor you undertake.
(side note, PM jdmt37)
just do the opposite of stevos advice, and you are sure to succeed in whatever endeavor you undertake.
(side note, PM jdmt37)
^^^^truf.
unless it's alcohol advice
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soonerboomer93
6/9/2011, 01:31 PM
Promise her you'll take her shoe shopping the next day (worked with chk)
that was her plan all along though
that was her plan all along though
http://i.imgur.com/oPnpm.gif
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 01:57 PM
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit
Agreed. The vag and her mouth really don't warrant a third place to put it...that is stinky and uncomfortable...unless you's reel tiny!
and uncomfortable...
who gives a ****. why should dudes care about her comfort?
You should probably let Mongo take you first, then see if you still want to.
3rdgensooner
6/9/2011, 02:00 PM
Tell her you'll go first and hand her the strap on.
Any male that hasn't had their prostate massaged is a closeted homosex.
Breadburner
6/9/2011, 02:06 PM
4 Strawberry Margarita's then tell her you love her.....
GKeeper316
6/9/2011, 02:07 PM
i used to work with a dude that said he and his g/f tried anal. he ended up in the emergency room getting poo swabbed out of his ****.
never been at all curious, myself. i likes the vag too much.
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 02:08 PM
I've been banging out this chick for a few months. She's kind of a freak, but isn't keen on letting me in the back door. How do I change her mind?
So you're ghey? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you might want to find a male with experience in this matter to coach you along.
soonerboomer93
6/9/2011, 02:55 PM
I wonder how Melo is doing
(not this guy, the old Melo)
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 02:58 PM
i used to work with a dude that said he and his g/f tried anal. he ended up in the emergency room getting poo swabbed out of his ****.
out.
Tulsa_Fireman
6/9/2011, 02:59 PM
THAT JUST MEANS MORE FOR ME.
MORE WEENIE POO INJECTIONS
Jammin'
6/9/2011, 03:15 PM
poko nooooooooo!!!!!
(pours malted beverage onto office floor in memory)
http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/b/b5/TheSimpsonsBumbleBeeMan.jpg
OP. Put your tougue in it first.
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 03:41 PM
who gives a ****. why should dudes care about her comfort?
I wasn't. I was assuming my comfort compared to options 1 and 2. I could put my head in a balloon--doesn't mean it would feel good.
I guess some of our fire helmets warrant easier places to put them while others...well...if the weiner fits.
I wasn't. I was assuming my comfort compared to options 1 and 2. I could put my head in a balloon--doesn't mean it would feel good.
I guess some of our fire helmets warrant easier places to put them while others...well...if the weiner fits.
Have you heard of Mandingo? His dong is thicker than a coke can and longer than ruler. He sticks that monster up all kinds of chicks asses.
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 03:50 PM
Have you heard of Mandingo? His dong is thicker than a coke can and longer than ruler. He sticks that monster up all kinds of chicks asses.
I'm not too knowledgeable on ****'s not attached to me.
And good for Mandingo. If he likes a **** that smells like doodoo, more power to him.
I'm not too knowledgeable on ****'s not attached to me.
And good for Mandingo. If he likes a **** that smells like doodoo, more power to him.
Girl poop smells good.
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 03:56 PM
Girl poop smells good.
Wow...then me and my wife need to talk about the owner of the dueces she has been importing into our bathroom while she is in there!!! :D
She'd love to know I was having this discussion!
Wow...then me and my wife need to talk about the owner of the dueces she has been importing into our bathroom while she is in there!!! :D
She'd love to know I was having this discussion!
You should give her rimjob. Chicks love rimjob.
so, did any butt love happen?
MelloYello
6/10/2011, 02:40 PM
The plan is to get her unfathomably drunk this weekend.
light a couple of scented candles before it takes place
ywia
SpankyNek
6/10/2011, 03:01 PM
I read Charles Thompson's book when I was in middle school.
Anything you want to know about "shovin' it in the pooper" can be found in that erudite tome.
Breadburner
6/10/2011, 04:44 PM
Anal Beads...Baby Steps...Just dont try and start her like a chainsaw when you pull them out....
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