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MelloYello
6/9/2011, 01:02 PM
I've been banging out this chick for a few months. She's kind of a freak, but isn't keen on letting me in the back door. How do I change her mind?
The
6/9/2011, 01:02 PM
Raip.
stevo
6/9/2011, 01:04 PM
there is no changing her mind. give up now.
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 01:06 PM
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit
Mongo
6/9/2011, 01:06 PM
there is no changing her mind. give up now.

they all say that til the roophies kick in
The Profit
6/9/2011, 01:07 PM
I've been banging out this chick for a few months. She's kind of a freak, but isn't keen on letting me in the back door. How do I change her mind?




Knock harder, or just get her drunk and barge on in.
SoonerHoops
6/9/2011, 01:07 PM
Promise her you'll take her shoe shopping the next day (worked with chk)
Mongo
6/9/2011, 01:07 PM
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit

is this why you stick to catching?
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 01:07 PM
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit
But we all know that chicks don't actually poop or fart, so what's the issue?
The Profit
6/9/2011, 01:09 PM
But we all know that chicks don't actually poop or fart, so what's the issue?




They don't?
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 01:09 PM
is this why you stick to catching?

Why you wrassafrackin' marthafahrrgin flibbertygibbett...
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 01:09 PM
yeah, 2girls1cup was obviously fake.
Position Limit
6/9/2011, 01:10 PM
slip her a roofie
The
6/9/2011, 01:11 PM
Rape rape.
Cheez-It
6/9/2011, 01:12 PM
Get her really really durnk. Worked for me...
royalfan5
6/9/2011, 01:14 PM
Show that you're a team player by let her peg you.
Mongo
6/9/2011, 01:20 PM
Get her really really durnk. Worked for me...

this is how you post, people
stoops the eternal pimp
6/9/2011, 01:22 PM
Tell her it decreases her risk of prostate cancer
dynersooner
6/9/2011, 01:24 PM
just do the opposite of stevos advice, and you are sure to succeed in whatever endeavor you undertake.

(side note, PM jdmt37)
stevo
6/9/2011, 01:27 PM
just do the opposite of stevos advice, and you are sure to succeed in whatever endeavor you undertake.

(side note, PM jdmt37)



^^^^truf.


unless it's alcohol advice
The
6/9/2011, 01:28 PM
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs42/f/2009/111/9/8/Rape_clock_by_MeBitches.jpg
soonerboomer93
6/9/2011, 01:31 PM
Promise her you'll take her shoe shopping the next day (worked with chk)

that was her plan all along though
The
6/9/2011, 01:48 PM
that was her plan all along though
http://i.imgur.com/oPnpm.gif
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 01:57 PM
Joking aside, I will never understand the infatuation with anal sex. The LAST place I want my weenis is some chick's poop exit

Agreed. The vag and her mouth really don't warrant a third place to put it...that is stinky and uncomfortable...unless you's reel tiny!
Mongo
6/9/2011, 01:59 PM
and uncomfortable...

who gives a ****. why should dudes care about her comfort?
OUDoc
6/9/2011, 02:00 PM
You should probably let Mongo take you first, then see if you still want to.
3rdgensooner
6/9/2011, 02:00 PM
Tell her you'll go first and hand her the strap on.
The
6/9/2011, 02:02 PM
Any male that hasn't had their prostate massaged is a closeted homosex.
Breadburner
6/9/2011, 02:06 PM
4 Strawberry Margarita's then tell her you love her.....
GKeeper316
6/9/2011, 02:07 PM
i used to work with a dude that said he and his g/f tried anal. he ended up in the emergency room getting poo swabbed out of his ****.

never been at all curious, myself. i likes the vag too much.
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 02:08 PM
I've been banging out this chick for a few months. She's kind of a freak, but isn't keen on letting me in the back door. How do I change her mind?

So you're ghey? Not that there's anything wrong with that, but you might want to find a male with experience in this matter to coach you along.
soonerboomer93
6/9/2011, 02:55 PM
I wonder how Melo is doing

(not this guy, the old Melo)
Partial Qualifier
6/9/2011, 02:58 PM
i used to work with a dude that said he and his g/f tried anal. he ended up in the emergency room getting poo swabbed out of his ****.



out.
Tulsa_Fireman
6/9/2011, 02:59 PM
THAT JUST MEANS MORE FOR ME.

MORE WEENIE POO INJECTIONS
Jammin'
6/9/2011, 03:15 PM
poko nooooooooo!!!!!



(pours malted beverage onto office floor in memory)
The
6/9/2011, 03:16 PM
http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/b/b5/TheSimpsonsBumbleBeeMan.jpg
JDMT
6/9/2011, 03:28 PM
OP. Put your tougue in it first.
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 03:41 PM
who gives a ****. why should dudes care about her comfort?

I wasn't. I was assuming my comfort compared to options 1 and 2. I could put my head in a balloon--doesn't mean it would feel good.

I guess some of our fire helmets warrant easier places to put them while others...well...if the weiner fits.
The
6/9/2011, 03:48 PM
I wasn't. I was assuming my comfort compared to options 1 and 2. I could put my head in a balloon--doesn't mean it would feel good.

I guess some of our fire helmets warrant easier places to put them while others...well...if the weiner fits.

Have you heard of Mandingo? His dong is thicker than a coke can and longer than ruler. He sticks that monster up all kinds of chicks asses.
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 03:50 PM
Have you heard of Mandingo? His dong is thicker than a coke can and longer than ruler. He sticks that monster up all kinds of chicks asses.

I'm not too knowledgeable on ****'s not attached to me.

And good for Mandingo. If he likes a **** that smells like doodoo, more power to him.
The
6/9/2011, 03:51 PM
I'm not too knowledgeable on ****'s not attached to me.

And good for Mandingo. If he likes a **** that smells like doodoo, more power to him.

Girl poop smells good.
The Maestro
6/9/2011, 03:56 PM
Girl poop smells good.

Wow...then me and my wife need to talk about the owner of the dueces she has been importing into our bathroom while she is in there!!! :D

She'd love to know I was having this discussion!
The
6/9/2011, 04:00 PM
Wow...then me and my wife need to talk about the owner of the dueces she has been importing into our bathroom while she is in there!!! :D

She'd love to know I was having this discussion!

You should give her rimjob. Chicks love rimjob.
Mongo
6/10/2011, 02:12 PM
so, did any butt love happen?
MelloYello
6/10/2011, 02:40 PM
The plan is to get her unfathomably drunk this weekend.
Mongo
6/10/2011, 02:42 PM
light a couple of scented candles before it takes place

ywia
SpankyNek
6/10/2011, 03:01 PM
I read Charles Thompson's book when I was in middle school.

Anything you want to know about "shovin' it in the pooper" can be found in that erudite tome.
Breadburner
6/10/2011, 04:44 PM
Anal Beads...Baby Steps...Just dont try and start her like a chainsaw when you pull them out....