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Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:35 AM
do not trust
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 11:36 AM
Throw bacon at them.
Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:38 AM
I come in for a cup of joe, now I have to go all hero on them now. great
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 11:42 AM
fine, throw a ham sammich
stevo
6/9/2011, 11:43 AM
what kind of d-bag goes to starbucks at 11:30, mongo?!
Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:43 AM
they put away their breakfast sammiches with the pork products on them. at best they will get drilled with a chicken wrap
Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:44 AM
what kind of d-bag goes to starbucks at 11:30, mongo?!

I could have just saved this starbucks from nukular holocaust, and I am a d-bag? you, sir, are unpatriotic
Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:45 AM
I am just now getting up and at 'em:O
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 11:46 AM
they put away their breakfast sammiches with the pork products on them. at best they will get drilled with a chicken wrap

Well they won't flinch from chicken, so that's no good now is it?






I feel this post needs some more commas, but I can't decide where.
stevo
6/9/2011, 11:47 AM
don't call me sir, d-bag!
Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:48 AM
don't call me sir, d-bag!

yes ma'am
The
6/9/2011, 11:49 AM
yes ma'am

Don't let her talk to you like that. She lets internet people poop on her knee for $20 a pop.
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 11:51 AM
Why the knee?
The
6/9/2011, 11:52 AM
Why the knee?

She has her reasons.
Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:52 AM
Why the knee?

The has his reasons
stevo
6/9/2011, 11:53 AM
we all have our reasons
Mongo
6/9/2011, 11:57 AM
I, for one, do not have any reasons
The
6/9/2011, 11:59 AM
I, for one, do not have any reasons

That is a reason in of itself.
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 12:00 PM
How can something be in itself?
The
6/9/2011, 12:01 PM
How can something be in itself?

Ever watch hermaphrodite porn?
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 12:07 PM
Regularly. The fact that you went there right away is predictable and disappointing. You need to work harder at this.
The
6/9/2011, 12:09 PM
Regularly. The fact that you went there right away is predictable and disappointing. You need to work harder at this.
Sometimes you got to fill the time before the big payoff. It's like firework shows, they can't all be crescendos, you need the filler to build anticipation.
NormanPride
6/9/2011, 12:13 PM
So you suck on purpose to make other posts better? Mongo does the same thing, except he forgets to make the good posts.
Mongo
6/9/2011, 12:51 PM
So you suck on purpose to make other posts better? Mongo does the same thing, except he forgets to make the good posts.

this. there is no climax with me.

ever
JohnnyMack
6/9/2011, 12:55 PM
this. there is no climax with me.

ever

On you. Not necessarily with you.
delhalew
6/9/2011, 01:30 PM
Can I get an Allah Ackbar...what what.

Dammit, I'll bet I just landed on the watch list.
3rdgensooner
6/9/2011, 02:08 PM
Are they skinheads?
Mongo
6/9/2011, 02:23 PM
silly woman, no, not skinheads. middle eastern doods
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 02:25 PM
silly woman, no, not skinheads. middle eastern doods

Probably just my cousins. They're mostly harmless unless you tell them that store bought tabouli is fine for family gatherings.
soonerboomer93
6/9/2011, 03:03 PM
On you. Not necessarily with you.

I heard it was more of a "I've spent 30 seconds with him, and that's way to long so I might as well get it over with"
Tulsa_Fireman
6/9/2011, 03:08 PM
fbGkxcY7YFU
Mongo
6/9/2011, 07:55 PM
I am going back tomorrow. when I started this thread, they moved from the comfy chairs inside to the outside patio. i think they saw me giving them the stinkeye and knew I was on to them
Mjcpr
6/9/2011, 08:01 PM
I am going back tomorrow. when I started this thread, they moved from the comfy chairs inside to the outside patio. i think they saw me giving them the stinkeye and knew I was on to them

I bet it was the dingles that scared them away.
Mongo
6/9/2011, 08:05 PM
I bet it was the dingles that scared them away.

they wear their dingles on their left hand. the white satan dingles are of no concern to them
Mongo
6/14/2011, 11:43 AM
now a gaggle of their women folk are here plotting.
The
6/14/2011, 11:44 AM
now a gaggle of their women folk are here plotting.
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