View Full Version : If you dropped a bag of Lays potato chips on the floor and they spilled out
soonerchk
6/8/2011, 12:33 PM
Would you still eat them?
KuppiKunta
6/8/2011, 12:34 PM
duh....5 second rule!
Position Limit
6/8/2011, 12:34 PM
depends on the floor
sooner_born_1960
6/8/2011, 12:34 PM
Where is this hypothetical floor?
bathroom floor? no. regular floor? possibly
Hot Rod
6/8/2011, 12:35 PM
Does it apply to only Lay's? I like the occasional Dorito.
Cheez-It
6/8/2011, 12:36 PM
Um. Tough question. Like some of the previous posters...I need more information.
Mississippi Sooner
6/8/2011, 12:37 PM
Lays on the floor can be more fun than those on the bed.
If a tree in a forest fell on a bag of Lay's Potato Chips, would they make a crunching sound?
Fish&Game
6/8/2011, 12:39 PM
It depends on where you are in the world, some places do not have a 5-second rule.
jk the sooner fan
6/8/2011, 12:40 PM
Texas = 5 second rule
Kansas = no time limit rule
soonerchk
6/8/2011, 12:40 PM
Hypothetically on an office floor, and the entire little snack pack spilled out. I'm thinking that the dirt can't be worse than the actual chips, right?
Hypothetically of course.
Cheez-It
6/8/2011, 12:42 PM
Oh just do it. I would. And then I'd probably tell everyone around me because I'm an attention whore.
Hypothetically on an office floor, and the entire little snack pack spilled out. I'm thinking that the dirt can't be worse than the actual chips, right?
Hypothetically of course.
are there any office dogs running around possibly dragging their asses across the carpet?
MelloYello
6/8/2011, 12:47 PM
If you were a bag of chips and I were a battery, you'd be Frito-Lay and I'd be Eveready.
jk the sooner fan
6/8/2011, 12:50 PM
are there any office dogs running around possibly dragging their asses across the carpet?
sorry, i had a really bad itch and couldnt help it
I'd rub them on my penis first.
sorry, i had a really bad itch and couldnt help it
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do it, do it, do it, do it
i eat gas station sammiches on the reg, so i say go for it!
MR2-Sooner86
6/8/2011, 12:58 PM
This floor.
http://uglyhousephotos.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/090619h.jpg
i eat gas station sammiches on the reg, so i say go for it!
So maybe you're a little crabby, no big whoop.
I would be more likely to eat them after they spilled out on my floor than I would to eat them from a potato chip bag at the office luncheon where people have put their hands in the bag.
soonerchk
6/8/2011, 12:59 PM
Meh, they're on the low traffic side of my desk. How bad can it be?
Don't answer that, The.
Meh, they're on the low traffic side of my desk. How bad can it be?
Don't answer that, The.
http://i.imgur.com/1uqfe.gif
So maybe you're a little crabby, no big whoop.
major cpr! you're so funny!
do it, do it, do it, do it
i eat gas station sammiches on the reg, so i say go for it!
with mayo or miracle hwhip?
dry. i'm not that much of a daredevil
soonerchk
6/8/2011, 01:14 PM
Is anyone watching?
Just Jammin, unless the tree outside the window is blocking his view.
Just Jammin, unless the tree outside the window is blocking his view.
He's a lousy stalker...
soonerchk
6/8/2011, 01:17 PM
He's a lousy stalker...
That's why he keeps getting arrested. The people downstairs think he's spying on them.
Penguin
6/8/2011, 01:53 PM
Is this just hypothetical? Or, are there a bunch of chips still sitting on the floor while you wait for a South Oval consensus?
soonerchk
6/8/2011, 01:54 PM
Is this just hypothetical? Or, are there a bunch of chips still sitting on the floor while you wait for a South Oval consensus?
I can honestly say that there are currently no chips on the floor.
I can honestly say that there are currently no chips on the floor.
You ate teh dog poop chips, didn't you?
soonercruiser
6/8/2011, 02:09 PM
Oh just do it. I would. And then I'd probably tell everyone around me because I'm an attention whore.
...because anyone who sees this happen should not want any of my chips!
:D
My Opinion Matters
6/8/2011, 02:13 PM
What flavor?
NormanPride
6/8/2011, 02:14 PM
major cpr! you're so funny!
I know you're new, and it's really not a big deal, but his name is Major Crapper. Just thought I should clear that up.
I know you're new, and it's really not a big deal, but his name is Major Crapper. Just thought I should clear that up.
Many Jails Can Provide Rehabilitation.
My Opinion Matters
6/8/2011, 02:23 PM
Don't be stupid, everyone knows its Many joyous continual pooper rapings.
90% of the time when I walk into a public men's restroom there is pee on the floor. I am sure folks walk through and/or stand in that. Low traffic spot or not, how many men have walked through that area in shoes that they wore into a public restroom?
Just sayin...
Jammin'
6/8/2011, 04:23 PM
chk, I'll come clean, last week I snuck in after hours and let's just say I don't recommend eating anything that spills on that side of your desk.
Ever.
P.S. you should clean out that drawer. you know the one.
chk, I'll come clean, last week I snuck in after hours and let's just say I don't recommend eating anything that spills on that side of your desk.
Ever.
P.S. you should clean out that drawer. you know the one.
http://i.imgur.com/pInnG.gif
pphilfran
6/8/2011, 05:16 PM
As a crawling rug rat I did not abide by the 5 second rule...why change as an adult?
Hell, while camping a raccoon stole a big azz T-Bone steak off the grill...I chased that mother down...got the steak...and ate it...
Actually, my girlfriend ate it...she didn't know...
soonercruiser
6/8/2011, 10:29 PM
90% of the time when I walk into a public men's restroom there is pee on the floor. I am sure folks walk through and/or stand in that. Low traffic spot or not, how many men have walked through that area in shoes that they wore into a public restroom?
Just sayin...
Bad analogy.
That urine on the floor is likely one of the cleaner things in that bathroom.
The worst ????
The door knob!
(Profit used it!)
:D
soonerchk
6/9/2011, 09:06 AM
I'm not died yet, so I guess the floor wasn't that bad.
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