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JamesHale
6/7/2011, 10:09 AM
one of the moms at my kids school said she wanted to show me her astew lip.

i said i'd love to see it, but i have no idea what an astew lip is.

can anyone help?

tia
dynersooner
6/7/2011, 10:17 AM
just tell her you charge twenty-five cents per mustache ride.
rekamrettuB
6/7/2011, 10:18 AM
You still have a mustache James?
OUDoc
6/7/2011, 10:45 AM
Stu lip?
Turd_Ferguson
6/7/2011, 10:46 AM
Stu lip?*** to lip:confused:
OUDoc
6/7/2011, 10:47 AM
*** tulip, probably. It's like a hemorrhoid.
JohnnyMack
6/7/2011, 10:54 AM
*** tulip, probably. It's like a hemorrhoid.

I thought the medical term was balloon knot?
JamesHale
6/7/2011, 10:59 AM
*** tulip, probably. It's like a hemorrhoid.

you've got to be ****ting me.

why would some chick want to show me a hemorrhoid?
achiro
6/7/2011, 11:27 AM
you've got to be ****ting me.

why would some chick want to show me a hemorrhoid?

It's more like the rectum turns inside out than it is just a little ol' hemorrhoid.
OUDoc
6/7/2011, 11:57 AM
you've got to be ****ting me.

why would some chick want to show me a hemorrhoid?

Maybe she likes you.
Mjcpr
6/7/2011, 12:00 PM
Maybe it is a hemorrhoid that will hack your message board?
Breadburner
6/7/2011, 01:12 PM
Is it on the face....????
achiro
6/7/2011, 01:21 PM
Is it on the face....????

Define "face"
stevo
6/7/2011, 01:22 PM
she sounds spunky
Sooner_Tuf
6/7/2011, 02:03 PM
tulips on an organ?
soonerboomer93
6/7/2011, 02:09 PM
you've got to be ****ting me.

why would some chick want to show me a hemorrhoid?

she's hoping you'll push it back in

(with your weenis)
Breadburner
6/7/2011, 02:21 PM
Define "face"

Where the teeth be...???
achiro
6/7/2011, 04:34 PM
Where the teeth be...???

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
:confused: :confused: :confused:
Sooner_Tuf
6/7/2011, 10:46 PM
Do not do a google image search for *** tulip.
Breadburner
6/7/2011, 11:19 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
:confused: :confused: :confused:

I thought it just had a hook...!!!:confused: