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Tulsa_Fireman
6/6/2011, 11:10 AM
A girl with one leg?



Peggy.
Jammin'
6/6/2011, 11:11 AM
I thought it was Eilene.
The Profit
6/6/2011, 11:12 AM
I thought it was Eilene.

:) :)
Turd_Ferguson
6/6/2011, 11:14 AM
A girl with one leg?



Peggy.Does she work at IHOP?
SoonerAtKU
6/6/2011, 11:17 AM
I thought it was Eilene.

What do you call her Asian cousin?







Irene.
OutlandTrophy
6/6/2011, 11:18 AM
is she an engineer for ONEOK or Williams?
OhU1
6/6/2011, 11:20 AM
How many Puerto Ricans does it take to steal a car?

Juan
soonercruiser
6/6/2011, 11:20 AM
Obviously would be a "Hur-a-cane" fan!
SoonerofAlabama
6/6/2011, 11:21 AM
Where do you find a dog with no legs?


Where you left it.
cantwait48
6/6/2011, 11:25 AM
a swimmer with no arms or legs?
Bob

a man with no arms or legs on your front porch?
Matt
OhU1
6/6/2011, 11:27 AM
What does an OSU grad call an OU grad?

Boss
SoonerAtKU
6/6/2011, 11:41 AM
a man with no shins?

Neil

a man with no arms or legs stuck to a wall?

Art
OhU1
6/6/2011, 11:48 AM
a man who falls into the meat processing equipment at the slaughterhouse?

Chuck
SoonerAtKU
6/6/2011, 12:03 PM
a man with no arms and no legs on the grill?

Frank

his girlfriend?

Patty
Breadburner
6/6/2011, 12:22 PM
What do call a leper in a hot tub......

Stu.....
Jammin'
6/6/2011, 01:26 PM
What do call a creeper in a hot tub full of young boys......

Stu.....

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SoonerBread
6/7/2011, 03:38 AM
Lawyer's daughter - Sue
Thief's son - Rob
Doctor's son - Bill
Backhoe Operator's son - Doug
Roadie's son - Mike
Hot dog vendor's son - Frank
Exercise guru's son - Jim
Cattle thief's son - Russell
Painter's son - Art
Iron worker's son - Rusty
Barber's son - Harry
Housewife's son - Dusty
Minister's daughter - Faith
Day-trader's daughter - Hope
Televangelist's daughter - Charity
Espresso vendor's son - Joe
Undertaker's son - Barry
Beautician's son - Curly
Gardener's son - Moe
Florist's daughter - Rose
Baker's daughter - Cookie
Manicurist's son - Hans
Plumber's son - John
Gastroenterologist's daughter - Fanny
Politician's daughter - Patsy
C&CDean
6/7/2011, 08:14 AM
Well I think that pretty well covers it.
jk the sooner fan
6/7/2011, 08:20 AM
Well I think that pretty well covers it.

sucked the fun right out of this thread didnt it?
C&CDean
6/7/2011, 08:21 AM
oui
Whet
6/7/2011, 08:27 AM
Just thought I should let you know, the lady that was hit by the truck and had her left arm and left leg amputated - she's all right now!
XingTheRubicon
6/7/2011, 09:37 AM
I like to park in handicapped spac-es
XingTheRubicon
6/7/2011, 09:37 AM
While handicapped people
XingTheRubicon
6/7/2011, 09:38 AM
make