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OutlandTrophy
6/6/2011, 10:59 AM
So I played Saturday at Jimmie Austin and one of my buddies probably placed 2 bags of marshmellows on the course. I bet the people behind him were pissed off!!
Turd_Ferguson
6/6/2011, 11:08 AM
So I played Saturday at Jimmie Austin and one of my buddies probably placed 2 bags of marshmellows on the course. I bet the people behind him were pissed off!!Now that is funny...It would **** me the hell off, but it's damn funny:D:D:D
Partial Qualifier
6/6/2011, 11:33 AM
On a side note, all the squirrels living on & around Jimmie Austin have recently developed an insatiable craving for sugar
Mjcpr
6/6/2011, 11:36 AM
On a side note, all the squirrels living on & around Jimmie Austin have recently developed an insatiable craving for sugar

83% of them now have the diabeetus.
jk the sooner fan
6/6/2011, 11:37 AM
damn funny
OUDoc
6/6/2011, 11:55 AM
Outland, did you find another golfer for your team?
tcrb
6/6/2011, 11:57 AM
:)
jk the sooner fan
6/6/2011, 11:58 AM
i'd leave them about 5 feet over in the rough - let the group behind think they'd found a free ball

:D
DRLSooner
6/6/2011, 12:04 PM
:D
Breadburner
6/6/2011, 12:28 PM
83% of them now have the diabeetus.

So they were Native Squirells......:D
OutlandTrophy
6/6/2011, 12:46 PM
Outland, did you find another golfer for your team?

I ended up being the 5th on another team
OUDoc
6/6/2011, 12:59 PM
I ended up being the 5th on another team

:( Sorry I couldn't help you out.
soonerbrat
6/6/2011, 01:18 PM
that story was funnier the first time I heard it.
sooner59
6/6/2011, 01:19 PM
Did the marshmellows have Adderol and muscle relaxers in them? Those guys behind you are probably lost in Bangkok now.
3rdgensooner
6/6/2011, 01:33 PM
I don't like it when people harsh my mellow.
Mongo
6/6/2011, 01:35 PM
I suck enough at golf. now I have this **** to deal with?
jk the sooner fan
6/6/2011, 01:38 PM
I suck enough at golf. now I have this **** to deal with?

just make sure you hit the "sweet spot"
Mongo
6/6/2011, 01:40 PM
look at the funny guy:D
Partial Qualifier
6/6/2011, 02:21 PM
:( Sorry I couldn't help you out.

BUT THX FOR ASKING ME 1TC, I APPRECIATE IT!



:mad:
OUDoc
6/6/2011, 02:44 PM
BUT THX FOR ASKING ME 1TC, I APPRECIATE IT!



:mad:

It was a Beta golf tournament. We'd have to elephant walk you in or something.
Mongo
6/6/2011, 02:50 PM
It was a Beta golf tournament. We'd have to elephant walk you in or something.

I love elephant walks. thanks for the invite *******
OUDoc
6/6/2011, 03:31 PM
I love elephant walks. thanks for the invite *******

Your hands are too cold.