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3rdgensooner
6/3/2011, 02:26 PM
Kyle Pearce, United Airlines Passenger, Single-Handedly Joins Mile High Club, Is Arrested (http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/05/24/kyle-pearce-united-airlines-passenger-single-handedly-joins-mi/)

Kyle Pearce of Florida was flying from Spokane to Denver on May 19, when he shocked fellow passengers by masturbating in his coach-class United Airlines seat, according to an FBI affidavit filed in Denver on May 20, The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-arrested-for-in-flight-masturbation-546729) reports.

He was, not surprisingly, arrested when United flight 340 touched down in Denver. Pearce was charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person by exhibiting his penis and masturbating in plain view."

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/kylepearcephoto.jpg

Tucked into seat 18D, Pearce allegedly started masturbating before he was caught in the act by his fellow passengers, according to paperwork filed by Special Agent Martin Daniell, III, an 11-year FBI veteran.

A passenger seated in 19D right behind Pearce told police "I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."

A woman unlucky enough to be seated next to Pearce in 18E told cops he was masturbating and that he, "ejaculated and got some on the seat."

After he ducked into the lavatory, passengers wondered aloud if Pearce was "stoned on marijuana," say court papers posted to The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/plane-masturbating?page=0).

For his in-flight masturbatory shenanigans, Pearce faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail with a year of supervised release and a fine of up to $5,000.

The Profit
6/3/2011, 02:29 PM
Kyle Pearce, United Airlines Passenger, Single-Handedly Joins Mile High Club, Is Arrested (http://news.travel.aol.com/2011/05/24/kyle-pearce-united-airlines-passenger-single-handedly-joins-mi/)

Kyle Pearce of Florida was flying from Spokane to Denver on May 19, when he shocked fellow passengers by masturbating in his coach-class United Airlines seat, according to an FBI affidavit filed in Denver on May 20, The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/man-arrested-for-in-flight-masturbation-546729) reports.

He was, not surprisingly, arrested when United flight 340 touched down in Denver. Pearce was charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person by exhibiting his penis and masturbating in plain view."

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/kylepearcephoto.jpg

Tucked into seat 18D, Pearce allegedly started masturbating before he was caught in the act by his fellow passengers, according to paperwork filed by Special Agent Martin Daniell, III, an 11-year FBI veteran.

A passenger seated in 19D right behind Pearce told police "I hit him with my book in the arm, which caused him to stop and leave to the bathroom."

A woman unlucky enough to be seated next to Pearce in 18E told cops he was masturbating and that he, "ejaculated and got some on the seat."

After he ducked into the lavatory, passengers wondered aloud if Pearce was "stoned on marijuana," say court papers posted to The Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/plane-masturbating?page=0).

For his in-flight masturbatory shenanigans, Pearce faces a maximum sentence of 90 days in jail with a year of supervised release and a fine of up to $5,000.



They must have seen "Reefer Madness." That stuff makes you do crazy things, man.

XingTheRubicon
6/3/2011, 02:33 PM
I thought that was legal again, thanks to Seal Team 6.

tator
6/3/2011, 02:33 PM
Wait, so this is against the law? ****...

Sooner_Tuf
6/3/2011, 02:35 PM
Frowned upon like counting cards in Vegas. So I've heard.

3rdgensooner
6/3/2011, 02:36 PM
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jk the sooner fan
6/3/2011, 02:42 PM
Pearce was charged with "obscene and indecent exposure of his person by exhibiting his penis and masturbating in plain view."



i think it goes without saying that when you're touching your penis in an obscene way with indecent exposure - adding "masturbating in plain view" is verbal overkill

Tulsa_Fireman
6/3/2011, 02:43 PM
Instead, it should be phrased, "soloing on the meat whistle".

royalfan5
6/3/2011, 02:51 PM
He must have been the only one who thought the plane was going down.

Sooner_Tuf
6/3/2011, 02:53 PM
He must have been the only one who thought the plane was going down.

Clearly! Hahahaha I didn't see that coming.

49r
6/3/2011, 04:04 PM
heh...

"masturbating fervently"

http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=138321

TheHumanAlphabet
6/3/2011, 07:28 PM
I hope United bans him from their airline for life!

AlboSooner
6/3/2011, 07:32 PM
according to paperwork filed by Special Agent Martin Daniell, III, an 11-year FBI veteran.

This made me laugh. He's an eleven year FBI veteran, with a name which involves THE THIRD, and he gets to file paperwork on a plane wanker. lol

SoonerofAlabama
6/3/2011, 07:33 PM
He can't just wait until he gets home to do that?

texaspokieokie
6/3/2011, 08:09 PM
he couldn't go in the rest room.