Mayonnaise on a cheeseburger

[My Opinion Matters]

Is a crime against humanity. Fact.

[jk the sooner fan]

i get nauseous thinking about it


ketchup on a hot dog.......blasphemy

[Turd_Ferguson]

Is a crime against humanity. Fact.You don't know **** about ****...

[My Opinion Matters]

i get nauseous thinking about it


ketchup on a hot dog.......blasphemy

Then we are in agreement on both counts. The matter is resolved. Go ahead and lock the thread, mods ( I mean you jk).

[Mongo]

I disagree with this thread

[My Opinion Matters]

A proper cookout needs only two condiments. One bottle of mustard, and another bottle of mustard.

[jk the sooner fan]

Go ahead and lock the thread, mods ( I mean you jk).

gimme a sec

[Penguin]

Depends if there's bbq sauce on it or not.

[Turd_Ferguson]

Then we are in agreement on both counts. The matter is resolved. Go ahead and lock the thread, mods ( I mean you jk).Concur with the ketchup/hotdog, but mayo on a nicely toasted buttery bun with lettuce, tomoto, prickle and onion is delish.

[reflector]

I don't like eating mayonnaise on anything.

[jk the sooner fan]

A proper cookout needs only two condiments. One bottle of mustard, and another bottle of mustard.

spicy brown mustard for those with refined tastebuds and normal mustard for those without

[jk the sooner fan]

but mayo on a nicely toasted buttery bun with lettuce, tomoto, prickle and onion is delish.

blech

[SoonerofAlabama]

Wrong. Mayonnaise goes on a hamburger, ketchup goes on a hotdog.

[Mongo]

blech

next you are going to say Bueno is good mexican food

[Turd_Ferguson]

blechYou are now dead to me...

[OutlandTrophy]

my wife thinks mayo goes on hotdogs.

[Turd_Ferguson]

my wife thinks mayo goes on hotdogs.A footlong chili cheese coney with mayo and onions taste pretty damn good...

[yermom]

mayo, not Miracle Whip, goes on a burger

i will agree that ketchup doesn't go on a dog though

spicy brown mustard on lips and *******s seems a little too fancy though

[Mongo]

little bit of mayo and mustard are awesome.

[jk the sooner fan]

Wrong. Mayonnaise goes on a hamburger, ketchup goes on a hotdog.

you live in alabama....which speaks volumes of why you'd put ketchup on a hot dog and mayo on a burger


damn hillbillies

[OutlandTrophy]

spicy brown mustard on lips and *******s seems a little too fancy though

you gotta hold your pinky out when you eat it too

[jk the sooner fan]

You are now dead to me...

oh i've been dead to you before now

[jk the sooner fan]

A footlong chili cheese coney with mayo and onions taste pretty damn good...

mayo on a hot dog?

my god.....what the hell is wrong with you

[Turd_Ferguson]

oh i've been dead to you before nowNo really, I WAS a big fan...I'm in mourning now...please don't bother me...

[Harry Beanbag]

little bit of mayo and mustard are awesome.


You're one of those gay Californians huh. You probably like avocado on your burgers too.

[Mongo]

You're one of those gay Californians huh. You probably like avocado on your burgers too.

I am a HUGE cali homo

[Harry Beanbag]

I am a HUGE cali homo


Let me be clear, I just wasn't aware you were from California. :)

[My Opinion Matters]

mayo, not Miracle Whip, goes on a burger

i will agree that ketchup doesn't go on a dog though

spicy brown mustard on lips and *******s seems a little too fancy though

Myth: mayo and miracle whip are two different things.

[yermom]

Miracle Whip is the cheaper alternative to mayo that was too expensive during the war

and it's gross.

[Soonerfan88]

Really like MW on a hamburger but have to have mustard (prefer spicy brown) on a hot dog.


And Miracle Whip >>>>>>> mayonnaise

[jk the sooner fan]

Dean loves the MW

i think its absolutely disgusting

[SoonerofAlabama]

you live in alabama....which speaks volumes of why you'd put ketchup on a hot dog and mayo on a burger


damn hillbillies

That doesn't make me a hillbilly. I just like those toppings.

This would make me a hillbilly:

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/5872/hillbilly2.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/687/hillbilly2.jpg/)

[sooner59]

Mayo and Miracle Whip are not the same thing.

Mayo is better than Miracle Whip.

Mayo is good on a cheeseburger. If no cheese, mustard must go on a hamburger.

Mustard goes on dogs.

[tcrb]

Hot dogs - Any combination of ketchup, mustard, pickle relish, onions, chili, cheese.

Hamburgers - Any combination of ketchup, mustard, mayo, bbq sauce, lettuce, tomato, onions, jalapenos. The only thing I dont like on my burger is cheese (dont hate, you haters) and I refuse to eat American cheese on anything.

[soonerchk]

Why would you ruin a perfectly good burger with that crap?

[My Opinion Matters]

That's another thing--people who order a cheeseburger sans the cheese. A "plain hamburger"? WTF is that?

[Mongo]

Why would you ruin a perfectly good burger with that crap?

you are crap

[sappstuf]

ubV3t9_CwDc

[tcrb]

That's another thing--people who order a cheeseburger sans the cheese. A "plain hamburger"? WTF is that?

It's called a ****ing hamburger. If you put cheese on it, it's a cheesebuger. What's so ****ing hard about that? :D

[soonerchk]

you are crap

your face is crap!

[OutlandTrophy]

uh oh

:pop:

[Mongo]

your face is crap!

I love it when you bedowngrade me

[thecynic]

mayonnaise is just plain awful on anything

[49r]

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[Memtig14]

Is a crime against humanity. Fact.

I agree.

[sooner_born_1960]

All the white condiments suck. On everything.

[Penguin]

Mayo is good on a cheeseburger. If no cheese, mustard must go on a hamburger.



Agreed. Cheese must be present. The mayonnaise molecules are activated by the cheese nucleation enzyme particles. Yummy.

[Mongo]

Agreed. Cheese must be present. The mayonnaise molecules are activated by the cheese nucleation enzyme particles. Yummy.

trust this man. he knows science

[okie52]

Mayo is good on peanut butter sandwiches, too

[Spray]

Cheezeburger: Mayo, Mustard, Ketchup, Onion, Lettuce, Pickle, sometimes tomato

Hot Dog: Mayo, Mustard, Onions, Cole Slaw

[jkjsooner]

I can't stand mustard. It's just a nasty taste to me.

[stoopified]

Is a crime against humanity. Fact.Amen

[jk the sooner fan]

I can't stand mustard. It's just a nasty taste to me.

most 10 year olds hate mustard - you'll grow into it - its an adult thing

;)

[GDC]

fried egg sandwich = two slices white bread, fried egg, mayo, lettuce, and pickles

[Lott's Bandana]

It's a rotational thing. Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

On the rare occasion (pun intended) I can trust a good medium-rare cheeseburger, no condiments. Just curd and blood for me.

Nummers

[cantwait48]

I can deal with it on a bacon cheeseburger but not just a regular cheeseburger

[Breadburner]

I prefer "The Mongo Man Relish"...Its delish, very smooth and creamy.......

[OUstud]

Hot dogs: as many condiments, onions, chili, whatever there is to cover up the taste of the hot dog itself...

[Fraggle145]

Mustard on hotdogs. However, one of the best dogs I have ever had in my life was from a street vendor outside the Dodger game. They wrap it in bacon with grilled jalapenos and onions, ketchup, mustard, mayo, and salsa. ****ing awesome.

Mayo and Ketchup on burger. Sometimes Mustard. Especially from whataburger. So long as your burger doesnt suck, put whatever the **** you want on it.

[Harry Beanbag]

Mayo is also good on a bean sandwich.

[texaspokieokie]

looks like a hamburger should have ham on it.

[Fish&Game]

On a burger, with or without cheese, I'm usually a mustard, sliced pickles and grilled onions kind of guy. I have on occasion slapped some mayo on one when I was in the mood for something different.

[KuppiKunta]

According to Guy Fieri at his road show last night, Mayo does not belong in the culinary world and should never be used on a sandwich....aioli however, is a different story.

[Mongo]

Guy Fieri is a ****ing doosh bag.

[My Opinion Matters]

Guy Fieri is a ****ing doosh bag.

True, but he's right about mayo.

[Mongo]

nuh uh

[KuppiKunta]

Guy Fieri is a ****ing doosh bag.

Actually, according my friend who ran the meet n greet at the casino, he was awesome to all his fans and was really a cool guy to be around.

[Mongo]

Mayo doesnt belong on a burger, but a sauce that is 98% mayo is just fine

[My Opinion Matters]

Actually, according my friend who ran the meet n greet at the casino, he was awesome to all his fans and was really a cool guy to be around.

No, seriously. Look at the guy. He's a dooshbag.

[Mongo]

No, seriously. Look at the guy. He's a dooshbag.

we may disagree on mayo, but we have found common ground that is dislike of spikey blonde tips and sunglasses on the back of the neck

[KuppiKunta]

No, seriously. Look at the guy. He's a dooshbag.


Maybe....but he's making bank and living life to the fullest right now. I'd party with the dude.

[jk the sooner fan]

i kind of like him - he's got a show on the food network - "diners and dive's" i think - kind of entertaining if you ask me

[Breadburner]

I know a gentleman (deceased) that went through an instutional size jar of mayo a week.....

[OutlandTrophy]

Alton Brown recommends mayo on the bottom bun with a little cracked pepper when building a burger.

Guy Fierei isn't worthy to wash Alton's pots and pans!

[Turd_Ferguson]

According to Guy Fieri at his road show last night, Mayo does not belong in the culinary world and should never be used on a sandwich....aioli however, is a different story.So, let me take mayo, add some **** to it and call it something else...then it's ok...:rolleyes:

[My Opinion Matters]

we may disagree on mayo, but we have found common ground that is dislike of spikey blonde tips and sunglasses on the back of the neck

Speaking of spiky tips and backs of the neck, check your PM's.

[KuppiKunta]

So, let me take mayo, add some **** to it and call it something else...then it's ok...:rolleyes:

Sort of...but he explained the proper way to make it, much more than just adding **** to mayo (oil and egg). It was an entertaining show, but a little on the long side.

[ChickSoonerFan]

I think Miracle Whip on a hamburger is fine but is better with some mustard too. And pickles.

And people from the south put Mayo/Mircale Whip on EVERYTHING!! I can remember being about 8 and visiting my dad in Chicago and asking for mayo at a hot dog stand (blame my mom from Georgia) and he about died. And he refused. And told me to NEVER EVER do that again. :)

What this place does with Hot Dogs breaks all the rules! I had the S'noran...yum.

http://mutts-hot-dogs.com/Mutts_Amazing_Hot_Dogs/Menu.html

[soonerchk]

All the white condiments suck. On everything.

Is Ranch a white condiment?

[3rdgensooner]

It really is true that people will argue about anything.

[KuppiKunta]

Is Ranch a white condiment?


And what about Arby's Horsey Sauce? That **** rocks!!

[tator]

Is a crime against humanity. Fact.
DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!!!

[JDMT]

I bought a Taurus Judge yesterday.

[Fraggle145]

I think Miracle Whip on a hamburger is fine but is better with some mustard too. And pickles.

And people from the south put Mayo/Mircale Whip on EVERYTHING!! I can remember being about 8 and visiting my dad in Chicago and asking for mayo at a hot dog stand (blame my mom from Georgia) and he about died. And he refused. And told me to NEVER EVER do that again. :)

What this place does with Hot Dogs breaks all the rules! I had the S'noran...yum.

http://mutts-hot-dogs.com/Mutts_Amazing_Hot_Dogs/Menu.html

Yep thats the style I was talking about. They sell them outside of Dodger games. Unbelievably good.

Miracle Whip sucks a big bag of dicks though.

If you were my kid I would have slapped the taste out of your mouth. ;)

[soonerchk]

On a burger, with or without cheese, I'm usually a mustard, sliced pickles and grilled onions kind of guy. I have on occasion slapped some mayo on one when I was in the mood for something different.

Let's talk about the heaven that is a grilled onion, shall we? I am always in favor of grilled onions on a burger with cheese, and maybe bbq sauce. Fried pickles on the side is also fine.

[ChickSoonerFan]

mmmm...fried pickles.

[Mongo]

I find fried pickles to be nasty

[Penguin]

It really is true that people will argue about anything.


You take that back, you dirty bastard! :mad:

[soonerchk]

I find fried pickles to be nasty

Sicko.

[3rdgensooner]

you dirty bastard! :mad:I prefer raunchy rapscallion.

[Sooner_Tuf]

Let's talk about the heaven that is a grilled onion, shall we? I am always in favor of grilled onions on a burger with cheese, and maybe bbq sauce. Fried pickles on the side is also fine.

Just how big a ol' gal are you? :D

[soonerbrat]

why can't we all just get along?

[soonerchk]

Just how big a ol' gal are you? :D

Very tall. Still not too wide to need two plane seats.:cool:

[Mongo]

Very tall. Still not too wide to need two plane seats.:cool:

yet.


lay off them pickles

[soonerchk]

yet.


lay off them pickles

If I haven't got there yet, I'm not going to.

[3rdgensooner]

If I haven't got there yet, I'm not going to.I'm trying to reach 4 bills so you can pass me the extra pickles.

[KuppiKunta]

I'm trying to reach 4 bills so you can pass me the extra pickles.


So you're looking to be the meat in the 2 bill club sammich?

[Sooner_Tuf]

Very tall. Still not too wide to need two plane seats.:cool:

So you need three? four? Damn

U20aFZB_dg0

Just fuggin with you. I'm sure you're lovely.

[Position Limit]

i usually hide the mayo when i have a cookout. that's the most disgusting thing one can do to a burger. and it rude to gross everybody out that's eating with you. and if i catch a kid trying to put katsup on a hotdog i throw his *** out and his parents. no pool party for you.

[soonerboomer93]

mmmm...fried pickles.

and with this, I'll forgive you for liking MW on burgers

[Turd_Ferguson]

i usually hide the mayo when i have a cookout. that's the most disgusting thing one can do to a burger. and it rude to gross everybody out that's eating with you. and if i catch a kid trying to put katsup on a hotdog i throw his *** out and his parents. no pool party for you.I wish you were having a party right now. I'd come over with a case of mayonnaise squeeze bottle's and draw peener's on all your hamburger buns...

[JohnnyMack]

Mayo on a burger is perfectly acceptable.

[Position Limit]

I wish you were having a party right now. I'd come over with a case of mayonnaise squeeze bottle's and draw peener's on all your hamburger buns...

and then i would introduce you to the drain at the bottom of my pool.

[Position Limit]

Mayo on a burger is perfectly acceptable.

no it's not. it's rude and disgusting.

[jk the sooner fan]

Mayo on a burger is perfectly acceptable.

more of whats wrong with liberal America

[JohnnyMack]

more of whats wrong with liberal America

Ralph Reed eats mayo on his burgers.

[JohnnyMack]

Personally I'm a mustard, onion and pickle kind of guy, but if you want to put mayo on your burger, I don't care. Every once and again I might do it too.

[BigBoomerInBigD]

little bit of mayo and mustard are awesome.


Mayostard

[3rdgensooner]

but if you want to put mayo on your burger, I don't care. Every once and again I might do it too.There's no place for reasonableness here.

[Turd_Ferguson]

and then i would introduce you to the drain at the bottom of my pool.Is that some sort of seckshule reference?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Personally I'm a mustard, onion and pickle kind of guy, but if you want to put mayo on your burger, I don't care. Every once and again I might do it too.

Mayo and A-1.

Welcome to MOUTHORGASMVILLE. Population ME, beyotches.

[tator]

more of whats wrong with liberal America
If I have to listen to a prayer at graduation, I'm at least going to have mayo on my meat :D

[Chuck Bao]

I prefer mustard, but I accept mayo with cheese.

But if I had my druthers, I would put cottage cheese on my burgers.

[jk the sooner fan]

But if I had my druthers, I would put cottage cheese on my burgers.



dear god - next you're going to tell us you like men

[OutlandTrophy]

Mayo and A-1.

Welcome to MOUTHORGASMVILLE. Population ME, beyotches.

if you're into orgasms in your mouth i can hook you up!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

if you're into orgasms in your mouth i can hook you up!!!

dear lord, i hope my co-workers didnt hear that snort and chuckle....

[Tulsa_Fireman]

if you're into orgasms in your mouth i can hook you up!!!

Word.

Call me.

[OutlandTrophy]

do i just dial 911?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

1-900-JOHN-E-MAK

[sooner59]

I think Miracle Whip on a hamburger is fine but is better with some mustard too. And pickles.

And people from the south put Mayo/Mircale Whip on EVERYTHING!! I can remember being about 8 and visiting my dad in Chicago and asking for mayo at a hot dog stand (blame my mom from Georgia) and he about died. And he refused. And told me to NEVER EVER do that again. :)

What this place does with Hot Dogs breaks all the rules! I had the S'noran...yum.

http://mutts-hot-dogs.com/Mutts_Amazing_Hot_Dogs/Menu.html

At first, I was opposed to mayo on a hotdog. Then I had the S'noran at Mutt's. I am now open to anything on a hotdog. Sooo good.

[sooner59]

mmmm...fried pickles.

Try the fried pickles at Mutt's. Da bomb.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

At first, I was opposed to mayo on a hotdog. Then I had the S'noran at Mutt's. I am now open to anything on a hotdog. Sooo good.

THIRTY! TWENTY! TEN! TOUCHDOOOOOOOOWN, OKLAHOMA!

[sooner59]

BBS just made me hungry...

[silverwheels]

So many wrong opinions in this thread...

[Turd_Ferguson]

Mmmmmm.....mayonnaise.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/garrykosoff/garrykosoff1003/garrykosoff100300151/6689933-hamburger-with-tomatoes-and-mayonnaise-on-white-a-background.jpg

[DIB]

Mayonnaise is the foul discharge from Satan's diseased ****.

[olevetonahill]

Its MY burger, I can put snot bubbles on it if I wanta.
Kiss my grits :rolleyes:

[Soonerus]

Love mayo on cheese...

[jk the sooner fan]

Its MY burger, I can put snot bubbles on it if I wanta.
Kiss my grits :rolleyes:

easy there gramps, nobody is saying you can/can't do anything

fish&game wont come out and confiscate your burger

but some of us will snicker at you if we see you lubing up your patty with the dreaded white sauce at one of the tailgates

[Turd_Ferguson]

easy there gramps, nobody is saying you can/can't do anything

fish&game wont come out and confiscate your burger

but some of us will snicker at you if we see you lubing up your patty with the dreaded white sauce at one of the tailgatesYou snicker at me, and I'll show ya the drain at the bottom of my pool...biotch

[soonerchk]

Mmmmmm.....mayonnaise.

http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/garrykosoff/garrykosoff1003/garrykosoff100300151/6689933-hamburger-with-tomatoes-and-mayonnaise-on-white-a-background.jpg

I bet that's really ranch.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I bet that's really ranch.Do NOT taunt me...

[soonerchk]

Do NOT taunt me...

I can't help it.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I can't help it.I heart you...

[Penguin]

Weirdos.

[MeMyself&Me]

It ain't the mayo that gets to me. It's the ketchup that I see people use. Yuck!