View Full Version : lets play: freak out the Wal-Mart cashier
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 01:40 PM
you can only buy three items
Duct Tape
3 Gallons of Bleach
A HUGE Tarp
cucumber
KY
kitchen tongs
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 01:43 PM
Home Alone DVD movies
Michael Jackson CD set
KY
My Opinion Matters
6/1/2011, 01:44 PM
Candy
Condoms
Shovel.
/thread.
Fleet enema
tarp
measuring tape
soonerchk
6/1/2011, 01:46 PM
You people are sick enough that I can't even compete.
you can only buy three items
Duct Tape
3 Gallons of Bleach
A HUGE Tarp
that looks like 5 items
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 01:48 PM
that looks like 5 items
a 3 gallon jug of bleach
there, happy now?
my god i despise you
OutlandTrophy
6/1/2011, 01:48 PM
panty hose
condom
duct tape
SoonerofAlabama
6/1/2011, 01:48 PM
Rope
Map of her neighborhood
Ski mask
My Opinion Matters
6/1/2011, 01:49 PM
Walmart doesn't sell 3 gallon jugs of bleach. You're thinking of Sam's. GTFO, jk.
MR2-Sooner86
6/1/2011, 01:50 PM
Lizzie McGuire DVD box set
Vaseline
Car battery
StoopTroup
6/1/2011, 01:50 PM
that looks like 5 items
He's the ****er that pisses you off when they get in the 10 items or less express lane...
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 01:51 PM
pregnancy test
hangers
towels
pregnancy test
hangers
towels
you know my standards, and I find this offensive:D
MR2-Sooner86
6/1/2011, 01:52 PM
pregnancy test
hangers
towels
/thread
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 01:53 PM
you know my standards, and I find this offensive:D
:D
KantoSooner
6/1/2011, 01:59 PM
Shovel
Bag of Lime
Box of shotgun shells
Penguin
6/1/2011, 02:00 PM
KY
turkey baster
earplugs
None of you have ever been a cashier, I see.
- Three uncommon items
- Absolutely no barcodes or price tags
- Argue with whatever price is declared for the items, saying that they were in a 99 cent bin, and that bin was also marked 75 percent off.
My list pwns all others :D
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 02:06 PM
None of you have ever been a cashier, I see.
- Three uncommon items
- Absolutely no barcodes or price tags
- Argue with whatever price is declared for the items, saying that they were in a 99 cent bin, and that bin was also marked 75 perecnt off.
My list pwns all others :D
i said "freak out" , not **** off.....
Sudafed
lithium batteries
acetone
KantoSooner
6/1/2011, 02:12 PM
A "Twister" set
2.5 lb can of Crisco
Barry Manilow's 'Greatest Hits' CD
KantoSooner
6/1/2011, 02:13 PM
Blue Cowboy Hat
2.5 lb can of Crisco
Pair of chaps
i said "freak out" , not **** off.....
What you stand all day on a concrete floor and managers that take away your break times because the other cashiers took too long with their own breaks, you don't give an eff what people buy. You just want to do your time and get your meager pay.
No barcodes, no item info, no nothing and a haggling customer on your minimum wagin' arse will freak any cashier out. Especially when your co-workers (i.e. managers) refuse to answer their phones and you're stuck there in the front of the store, all alone.
Please take pity on your neighborhood cashier. They get paid craptacular and they're only talking to you and listening to your complaints because they don't have the seniority to hide from customers or sit down occasionally. And everything you are complaining about was decided by a computer, which is controlled by a corporate office.
KantoSooner
6/1/2011, 02:15 PM
Box of condoms
2.5 lb can of Crisco
Bottle of Sri Racha Sauce
A "Twister" set
2.5 lb can of Crisco
Barry Manilow's 'Greatest Hits' CD
Blue Cowboy Hat
2.5 lb can of Crisco
Pair of chaps
I see alot of Crisco being used at the Kanto household
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 02:15 PM
What you stand all day on a concrete floor and managers that take away your break times because the other cashiers took too long with their own breaks, you don't give an eff what people buy. You just want to do your time and get your meager pay.
No barcodes, no item info, no nothing and a haggling customer on your minimum wagin' arse will freak any cashier out. Especially when your co-workers (i.e. managers) refuse to answer their phones and you're stuck there in the front of the store, all alone.
Please take pity on your neighborhood cashier. They get paid craptacular and they're only talking to you and listening to your complaints because they don't have the seniority to hide from customers or sit down occasionally. And everything you are complaining about was decided by a computer, which is controlled by a corporate office.
you DO realize this really isnt a thread where we're planning on mistreating actual cashiers, but rather a thread to see how sick and twisted we can be
right? jeebus, dont always be a wet blanket
Cheez-It
6/1/2011, 02:21 PM
Adult Diapers
WD40
Neil Diamond CD
sooner_born_1960
6/1/2011, 02:25 PM
Milk
Eggs
Bacon
3rdgensooner
6/1/2011, 02:32 PM
Saw
Acid
Barrel
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 02:36 PM
Bathing suit
Kiddie wading pool
100 boxes of instant pudding
Penguin
6/1/2011, 02:37 PM
Ipecac syrup
bucket
Bible
Boarder
6/1/2011, 02:40 PM
Large can of Ranch Style Beans
Ex Lax
US Flag
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 02:41 PM
dora the explorer dvd
sleeping pills
ky jelly
stoopified
6/1/2011, 02:47 PM
Chainsaw
handcuffs
Tarp
Shovel
Bag of Lime
Box of shotgun shells
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Jammin'
6/1/2011, 02:55 PM
Gallon of Whole Milk
Fresh Pineapple
Toothpaste
you DO realize this really isnt a thread where we're planning on mistreating actual cashiers, but rather a thread to see how sick and twisted we can be
right? jeebus, dont always be a wet blanket
hehehe, yes i realize and i was just having fun remembering my awful cashier days.
:P
SoonerLVZ
6/1/2011, 03:02 PM
KY
Giant Cucumber
Barry Manilow CD
NormanPride
6/1/2011, 03:11 PM
adult diapers
vaseline
propane
Flagstaffsooner
6/1/2011, 03:16 PM
exlax
toilet paper
shop vac
Pardner
6/1/2011, 03:18 PM
Chainsaw
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre" DVD
Hockey Mask
NormanPride
6/1/2011, 03:18 PM
kitchen knife
shovel
Condolences Card from Hallmark
delhalew
6/1/2011, 03:22 PM
Bathing suit
Kiddie wading pool
100 boxes of instant pudding
ppfft. That's a thursday.
2121Sooner
6/1/2011, 03:26 PM
To really freak out a wal-mart cashier then here is the list.
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Soap
KantoSooner
6/1/2011, 03:26 PM
I see alot of Crisco being used at the Kanto household
You caught that cunning use of a running motif?
I thought I'd slip that in for literary purposes.
And what better when slipping something in than Crisco?
delhalew
6/1/2011, 03:27 PM
hehehe, yes i realize and i was just having fun remembering my awful cashier days.
:P
I think I must have stood too long with my knees locked or something when I was a wal-mart cashier in high school. I passed out and banged my head on the register on my way to the floor.
I woke up with the old lady I was checking out standing over me. Good times.
KantoSooner
6/1/2011, 03:28 PM
Anything happens to my daughter, I got a .45 and a shovel, I doubt anybody would miss you.
Never you worry. Anything having to do with women and I give the other stuff a miss and move straight to the Crisco.
WichitaSooner
6/1/2011, 04:06 PM
Kool-Aid
Black Nike's
Black tee shirt
a teddy bear
wine coolers
ky
cucumber
KY
kitchen tongs
KY
Giant Cucumber
Barry Manilow CD
I dont think that Barry cd will help you when you lose the cucumber
shovel
surgical mask
ky
ask cashier for directions to nearest cemetery
NormanPride
6/1/2011, 04:21 PM
I dont think that Barry cd will help you when you lose the cucumber
But kegel exercises will.
I'll play....
A 9 iron
Stuffed Buffalo
Bag of ice cubes
wait 10 minutes go back and exchange the 9 iron for a pitching wedge
My Opinion Matters
6/1/2011, 04:39 PM
Blender
Cup
Anything from the live animal department
But kegel exercises will.
true, and the soothing tones that Barry puts out could relax one enough to let it fall out on its own
texaspokieokie
6/1/2011, 04:54 PM
To really freak out a wal-mart cashier then here is the list.
Toothbrush
Toothpaste
Soap
wouldn't know what it was. surely have to call for a price check !!
;)
SoonerBorn68
6/1/2011, 04:55 PM
KY
Hamster
Plunger
NormanPride
6/1/2011, 05:10 PM
home enema kit
bag of cement
really, just about anything else. Peanut butter? That's suitably random. Ooh! A buns of steel DVD. Much better.
The Maestro
6/1/2011, 05:22 PM
Bloody Mary
Steak Sandwich
Steak Sandwich
pphilfran
6/1/2011, 06:10 PM
A big can of dog food
A can opener
A spoon
delhalew
6/1/2011, 06:18 PM
A big can of dog food
A can opener
A spoon
I'll bet they see a lot of this lately...
hope and change
cantwait48
6/1/2011, 06:39 PM
****** kit
electric razor
whip cream
WA. Sooner
6/1/2011, 06:46 PM
shovel
tarp
duck tape
Sooner_Tuf
6/1/2011, 06:48 PM
Large Box of Ex Lax
Plunger
Respirator
SoonerBorn68
6/1/2011, 06:49 PM
Peanut butter
Dog leash
Digital camera
SoonerBorn68
6/1/2011, 06:51 PM
Ex lax
Plastic drop cloth
Coffee mug
rekamrettuB
6/1/2011, 06:55 PM
Bloody Mary
Steak Sandwich
Steak Sandwich
Charge it to the Underhills.
AlboSooner
6/1/2011, 07:00 PM
I think the thread ended with the pedo-bear and Dahmer scenarios in teh first page
GKeeper316
6/1/2011, 07:01 PM
poke football preview magazine
handgun
bullets
lulz
SoonerofAlabama
6/1/2011, 07:02 PM
Speaking of Pokes:
Sheep Call
Rope
Vaseline
StoopTroup
6/1/2011, 07:08 PM
1 Gal Bleach
1 Gal Ammonia
2 Gal Gas Can
Whoops.....that's the Home Depot Cashier. The Walmart Cashier wouldn't understand.
soonercruiser
6/1/2011, 10:02 PM
For my third wish, I wish for 3 more wishes!
:P
Gee! The Dollar Store let me buy 4 items.
Breadburner
6/1/2011, 10:09 PM
Condoms
Handcuffs
Quart of Mobil1
AlboSooner
6/1/2011, 11:00 PM
shovel
surgical mask
ky
ask cashier for directions to nearest cemetery
:eek:
enema bag
diet coke
mentos
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 11:16 PM
sports illustrated swimsuit edition
hand lotion
box of kleenex
nighttrain12
6/1/2011, 11:21 PM
sports illustrated swimsuit edition
hand lotion
box of kleenex
The first person in this thread to actually buy your own items at Wal Mart and report back here the response you get wins!
jk the sooner fan
6/1/2011, 11:25 PM
wins what?
StoopTroup
6/1/2011, 11:28 PM
Teh nighttrain12.....lol
soonerboomer93
6/1/2011, 11:43 PM
Road Flare
Condoms
hydraulic jack
Dvd of Barney on ice
Hunk of raw liver
Condoms
malt liquor 40 oz
Rat poison
Wood chipper
jk the sooner fan
6/2/2011, 08:52 AM
dog treats
ky
muzzle
Gunga Galunga
6/2/2011, 09:13 AM
OSU Shirt
KY
Book - Beastiality for Dummies
Penguin
6/2/2011, 11:48 AM
ExtenZe male enhancement pills
KY warming gel
Hanna Montana - The Early Years DVD
In going with my original theme :D
1- Coupons
2- Competitor's advertisements with lower prices
3- A check that they have not even started to fill out by the time you are done checking everything
Thank goodness Lowe's doesn't do coupons, but everything in that store is expensive and that store is huge, so go ahead and try to tell your shopper that the price advertised with the competitor is for a 5 gallon hibiscus, not a 10 gallon. Wait several minutes as a long line forms behind the slow check writer, only to find that their check is very, very bad.
I will never, ever mistreat a cashier again for the rest of my life. :(
Tulsa_Fireman
6/2/2011, 12:06 PM
Rubber dong
Ninja sword
Box of killer bees
jk the sooner fan
6/2/2011, 12:07 PM
Rubber dong
Ninja sword
Box of killer bees
what wal-mart are you shopping at?
In going with my original theme :D
1- Coupons
2- Competitor's advertisements with lower prices
3- A check that they have not even started to fill out by the time you are done checking everything
Thank goodness Lowe's doesn't do coupons, but everything in that store is expensive and that store is huge, so go ahead and try to tell your shopper that the price advertised with the competitor is for a 5 gallon hibiscus, not a 10 gallon. Wait several minutes as a long line forms behind the slow check writer, only to find that their check is very, very bad.
I will never, ever mistreat a cashier again for the rest of my life. :(
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ghI2knp4txs/TG34tPH82oI/AAAAAAAAMAA/g7wfnxB7Llw/s1600/stick_in_the_mud.png
In going with my original theme :D
1- Coupons
2- Competitor's advertisements with lower prices
3- A check that they have not even started to fill out by the time you are done checking everything
Thank goodness Lowe's doesn't do coupons, but everything in that store is expensive and that store is huge, so go ahead and try to tell your shopper that the price advertised with the competitor is for a 5 gallon hibiscus, not a 10 gallon. Wait several minutes as a long line forms behind the slow check writer, only to find that their check is very, very bad.
I will never, ever mistreat a cashier again for the rest of my life. :(
http://blogomatica.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/downer1.jpg
Thaumaturge
6/2/2011, 12:21 PM
Rubbing alcohol
Garden shears
Pair of panties
Penguin
6/2/2011, 12:25 PM
In going with my original theme :D
1- Coupons
2- Competitor's advertisements with lower prices
3- A check that they have not even started to fill out by the time you are done checking everything
Thank goodness Lowe's doesn't do coupons, but everything in that store is expensive and that store is huge, so go ahead and try to tell your shopper that the price advertised with the competitor is for a 5 gallon hibiscus, not a 10 gallon. Wait several minutes as a long line forms behind the slow check writer, only to find that their check is very, very bad.
I will never, ever mistreat a cashier again for the rest of my life. :(
http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/18/128871401138365880.jpg
NormanPride
6/2/2011, 12:31 PM
List of people that ragged on baj in this thread
pliers
beginners guide to bad dentistry
:mad:
Tulsa_Fireman
6/2/2011, 12:33 PM
List of people that ragged on baj in this thread
pliers
beginners guide to bad dentistry
:mad:
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3rdgensooner
6/2/2011, 12:34 PM
I wish I had a NormanPride of my very own.
I wish I had a NormanPride of my very own.
NP has already told me that if anyone ever clones him and he has to share me with anyone, he will eliminate any and all clones.
Yes, we actually had that conversation :D
3rdgensooner
6/2/2011, 12:41 PM
NP has already told me that if anyone ever clones him and he has to share me with anyone, he will eliminate any and all clones.
Yes, we actually had that conversation :DIt is important to plan for any and all scenarios.
OK, true story --- I was not freaked out per se by this one guy, but I was bit repulsed.
He was wearing a dirty, hadn't been washed for at least a week (and worn at least several times during unwashed week) a white (or at least used to be) shirt that had a big ol' Confederate flag on it exclaiming "A WHITE THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND!"
There was also the older guy that said I had a "dirty name" (and his wife was very, very upset and apologized at least a dozen times). He said it quietly though :D
Then there are you able bodied guys that are just plain unhelpful. You will just stand there and be useless while I try to lift the huge objects outta your cart, looking for that d@mn barcode. Oh, and then when the loaders don't show up, you stand there uselessly as I try to load your 80 lbs bags of concrete into your truck.
AND STOP HONKING YOUR D@MN HORN! It's not gonna make me move any faster! And the people that are ignoring you can't hear you. I CAN!
All right, go ahead and give me more debbie downer sh!t. :mad:
Tulsa_Fireman
6/2/2011, 12:56 PM
There was also the older guy that said I had a "dirty name" (and his wife was very, very upset and apologized at least a dozen times). He said it quietly though :D
Hi, my name is Clitoris! How can I help you today?
:D
purplecrayon
6/2/2011, 01:36 PM
every time I sign my name after swiping my card at Target or wherever, I draw a penis and two balls instead. only one cashier has ever gotten mad at me. she called the manager. he couldn't stop laughing. teh wife was not pleased with me that day.
NormanPride
6/2/2011, 01:49 PM
I aspire to be you one day.
Sooner Tri
6/2/2011, 02:17 PM
Ex-Lax
Brownie Mix
Get Well Card
"Gimme a jelly donut and a bottle of anything... to go!"
I aspire to be you one day.
No you don't :mad:
;)
NormanPride
6/2/2011, 02:47 PM
http://files.sharenator.com/okay_meme_RE_ATTENTION_SHARE_NATION-s300x272-170761.jpg
soonerboomer93
6/2/2011, 03:04 PM
propane tank
road flare
nails
KantoSooner
6/2/2011, 03:31 PM
Stiff bristled cleaning brush
Tube of Prep H
Bottle of Rubbing Alcohol
soonerbrat
6/2/2011, 03:40 PM
Shovel
Bag of Lime
Box of shotgun shells
bag of lime? are you drinking a bunch of tequila or something?
Jammin'
6/2/2011, 04:02 PM
1 Boy Mannequin
1 video camera
1 large mirror
purplecrayon
6/2/2011, 04:31 PM
NP has already told me that if anyone ever clones him and he has to share me with anyone, he will eliminate any and all clones.
Yes, we actually had that conversation :D
great for cocktail party conversations, i bet.
NormanPride
6/2/2011, 04:34 PM
Not if there are clones there.
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