Best "I'd hit it" rant ever?

[TitoMorelli]

I'd hit that with the berserker fury of a dozen Norsemen. I'd hit that so hard she'd sing the aaa-aaa chorus of The Immigrant Song.

I'd hit that I like I turned a Bag of Holding inside-out and dropped it into a Portable Hole. (:confused: )

Hitting that would fill me with such transcendental bliss the final three seasons of Lost would seem like time well spent.

I'd hit that so hard Disney would make an amusement ride out of it, and then, 20 years later, they'd make a series of four increasingly-tedious films about it starring whoever plays Johnny Depp in the year 2031.

I'd hit that so hard Dominique Strauss-Kahn would turn to me and say, "That was completely out of line."


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As most of you already know, the object of his obsession:

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/hendricksa.jpg

[StoopTroup]

Ginger?

[delhalew]

That girl is ****ing up life. From episode one of Mad Men, I have been able to focus on nothing else. Excuse me. I have bidness to attend to.

[yermom]

i liked her better in Firefly :D

[SoCaliSooner]

Her jacked up feet and fat *** do nothing for me...

[GDC]

http://motivateurself.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/id-hit-it-so-hard.jpg

[C&CDean]

I have no clue WTF y'all are talking about, and that ginger has faker tits than Rom's fakey wife. A giant meh.

[soonervegas]

I'd take your avatar well before that....profession be damned.

[Sooner_Tuf]

That girl take one in the eye?

[SicEmBaylor]

Weird thread.

I love me the Ginger snaps. I'd hit that six ways to Sunday and twice after church.

[StoopTroup]

Weird thread.

I love me the Ginger snaps. I'd hit that six ways to Sunday and twice after church.

With what?

[thecynic]

I love me some redheads, but this one does nothing for me.

[SicEmBaylor]

I love me some redheads, but this one does nothing for me.

Well she's breathing.

[StoopTroup]

Baylor's WomEn are on ESPN if your lookin for somEthing to jack too...

[jkjsooner]

I have no clue WTF y'all are talking about, and that ginger has faker tits than Rom's fakey wife. A giant meh.

Ain't nothing fake about those. Not even close to fake.

[StoopTroup]

LOL....here we go.....

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[SoonerNate]

Amy Adams much better

http://www.welokee.nl/welokee/faces/img/amy_adams2.jpg

[delhalew]

Ain't nothing fake about those. Not even close to fake.

Exactly. Yer slippin' Dean. That's what teh big naturals look like when you strangle 'em.

[Mongo]

women can have huge tracts of land without surgery

[StoopTroup]

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/megan_plastic_boobs.jpg

[StoopTroup]

http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/renee_fake_boobs.jpg

[StoopTroup]

http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/audrina_2009patridige-276x300.jpg

[StoopTroup]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/433065254_136dd362cf.jpg

[StoopTroup]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dJZdWJmZcd8/SDcRP6SRLaI/AAAAAAAABWM/qCPbudBSFKk/s400/real-fake-boobs.jpg

[StoopTroup]

HOW TO REALLY FIND OUT :D

NSFW

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/634770/80963068.jpg

[Mongo]

slow. the. ****. down.

[sanantoniosooner]

HOW TO REALLY FIND OUT :D

NSFW

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/634770/80963068.jpg

according to that technique, my hand is fake.

[GDC]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/433065254_136dd362cf.jpg

I think that's natural enhancement, as in motherhood. Looks damn good too.

[StoopTroup]

slow. the. ****. down.

I like em coming at me fast as I can get them.....lol

[yermom]

you can't tell much while they are in brars

[C&CDean]

You titty babies were left out. While you're fantasizing about some untouchable/fake/gross mammary gland, the rest of us are ruling the mother****ing world.

[yermom]

lol

[C&CDean]

Truth.

[SoonerBread]

Argument could be made that titties rule the world.

[C&CDean]

Argument could be made that titties rule the world.

Only if you never got any when you were a baby.

[King Crimson]

is this some category since i haven't been here, because it seem kinda dumb.

you post a lot of hot chicks and say "i'd hit it". we'd all hit it.

[SoonerBread]

Only if you never got any when you were a baby.

Only?

I was breastfed, and I love boobies. But I don't think that has anything to do with it.

[C&CDean]

Only?

I was breastfed, and I love boobies. But I don't think that has anything to do with it.

to do with what?

[SoonerBread]

to do with what?

You seemed to imply that getting titty action as a baby made one less likely to place importance on their magical powers as one ages. I excluded myself from that generalization.

Just saying that "Only if you never got any when you were a baby" doesn't matter.

Just cuz you're not a breast-man doesn't mean the argument can't be made that "titties rule the world."

Thanks for making me sound like a pompous ***.

[GKeeper316]

i've never asked if i was breastfed. don't want to know.

it wouldn't make me like bewbs any less, however.

[yermom]

apparently when i was a baby, there was mom swapping going on

maybe that's why i'm not really a breast man :eek:

[SicEmBaylor]

I was never breast fed and I turned out just fine.

[King Crimson]

I was never breast fed and I turned out just fine.

tilting the beer glass in my hand....and have nothing to say here.

post some more drivin and crying here: big shout out to Cam and Julie. Cam, you are my buddy forever....and Jules....i wish i woulda. but see Cam as my bros b4...

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