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lexsooner
5/27/2011, 12:56 PM
to my body for all the bourbon and alcohol I have consumed, and all the no good burgers, pizza, and hotdogs I have eaten, including at lunch today. The older I get, the less tolerant my body and more specifically, g.i. system, is to such abuse, yet I keep indulging. I also mess myself up by going to bed early during the work week but staying up late on weekends. So Lex, I am so very sorry.
Mongo
5/27/2011, 12:57 PM
that wasnt sincere at all
lexsooner
5/27/2011, 12:59 PM
that wasnt sincere at all

Ya think? lol
soonerchk
5/27/2011, 01:00 PM
immodium might help.
Mongo
5/27/2011, 01:01 PM
immodium might help.

or a high colonic
soonerchk
5/27/2011, 01:07 PM
I'd give him some immodium. I will not give him a high colonic.
Mongo
5/27/2011, 01:13 PM
I'd give him some immodium. I will not give him a high colonic.


well, we now know what kind of friend you are
JohnnyMack
5/27/2011, 01:21 PM
or a high colonic

I'll give you one.
Penguin
5/27/2011, 01:22 PM
Mmmm.....bourbon burgers....
2121Sooner
5/27/2011, 01:56 PM
Apologize, but don't be a quitter
mgsooner
5/27/2011, 01:58 PM
You had burgers, pizza AND hot dogs for lunch today? That might be your problem right there...
lexsooner
5/27/2011, 02:05 PM
You had burgers, pizza AND hot dogs for lunch today? That might be your problem right there...

Actually just a burger and a hot dog and baked beans and some doritos. Ugh! And I will apologize to Lex in advance for the booze I will consume tonight. Pizza will come this weekend.
OhU1
5/27/2011, 02:33 PM
Actually just a burger and a hot dog and baked beans and some doritos. Ugh! And I will apologize to Lex in advance for the booze I will consume tonight. Pizza will come this weekend.

This sounds like the diet of that fat *** inmate who was gorging on chips and had a heart attack and was coughing them all over the place.
lexsooner
5/27/2011, 02:40 PM
This sounds like the diet of that fat *** inmate who was gorging on chips and had a heart attack and was coughing them all over the place.

You forgot the part about the nacho cheese sauce and the HBO boxing he was watching and the shadow boxing he was doing when he was stricken, and the Warden rushing over and pushing on his chest for half an hour which it was revealed later, caved in the inmate's chest cavity.
Dio
5/27/2011, 03:23 PM
to my body for all the bourbon and alcohol I have consumed, and all the no good burgers, pizza, and hotdogs I have eaten, including at lunch today. The older I get, the less tolerant my body and more specifically, g.i. system, is to such abuse, yet I keep indulging. I also mess myself up by going to bed early during the work week but staying up late on weekends. So Lex, I am so very sorry.

I hope you're not a mailman.
crawfish
5/27/2011, 03:33 PM
Who wants to live forever, anyway?
lexsooner
5/27/2011, 08:29 PM
Who wants to live forever, anyway?

Nobody except maybe Walt Disney.