View Full Version : He was born in Oklahoma...
Okla-homey
5/27/2011, 12:15 PM
his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz
He's not responsible for what he's doing,
cause his mother made him what he is...
KEEP IT GOEN
Betty Lou's gettin' out tonight.
Fraggle145
5/27/2011, 12:48 PM
So its up against teh wall redneck mother...
BoomerJack
5/27/2011, 01:04 PM
Mother who has raised a son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky-tonk.
Just kickin' hippies' asses
And raisin' hell!!
Lott's Bandana
5/27/2011, 01:06 PM
E is for Egg
The Maestro
5/27/2011, 01:24 PM
H is for Haggard
Fraggle145
5/27/2011, 01:25 PM
He sure does like his Falstaff beer
He likes to chase it down with that wild turkey liquor...
OUMallen
5/27/2011, 01:26 PM
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs...
Lawton4Life
5/27/2011, 01:56 PM
R is for
REDNECK
Okla-homey
5/27/2011, 02:03 PM
M is for the mudflaps on his pick-up truck
O is for the oil upon his hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for egg, and...
R is for REDNECK!
Tulsa_Fireman
5/27/2011, 02:48 PM
He's got a '57 GMC pick-up truck.
Got a gun rack.
And 'Goat ropers need love, too!' sticker!
C&CDean
5/27/2011, 02:58 PM
But he's never once pooped in the woods...
Fraggle145
5/27/2011, 03:42 PM
But he's never once pooped in the woods...
Cuz he's not responsible for what he's doin'
REDREX
5/27/2011, 04:22 PM
Just Kickin hippes asses and raisen HELL
StoopTroup
5/27/2011, 04:31 PM
One time....I pooped in a river just to see a turd float
Lott's Bandana
5/30/2011, 03:25 PM
One time....I pooped in a river just to see a turd float
...in band camp?
C&CDean
5/30/2011, 03:26 PM
In Oklahoma, not band camp, what does it matter?
picasso
5/30/2011, 03:53 PM
He likes fast cars, fast wimmen, guzzlin' beer, whizzin outside
and givin' wood shampoos to any hippy that wants one
picasso
5/30/2011, 03:54 PM
he thot he was gay once but put that to bed along with his cousin
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