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Okla-homey
5/27/2011, 12:15 PM
his wife's name is Betty Lou Thelma Liz

He's not responsible for what he's doing,
cause his mother made him what he is...

KEEP IT GOEN
Mjcpr
5/27/2011, 12:16 PM
Betty Lou's gettin' out tonight.
Fraggle145
5/27/2011, 12:48 PM
So its up against teh wall redneck mother...
BoomerJack
5/27/2011, 01:04 PM
Mother who has raised a son so well.

He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky-tonk.

Just kickin' hippies' asses

And raisin' hell!!
Lott's Bandana
5/27/2011, 01:06 PM
E is for Egg
The Maestro
5/27/2011, 01:24 PM
H is for Haggard
Fraggle145
5/27/2011, 01:25 PM
He sure does like his Falstaff beer

He likes to chase it down with that wild turkey liquor...
OUMallen
5/27/2011, 01:26 PM
H is for Haggard

E is for eggs...
Lawton4Life
5/27/2011, 01:56 PM
R is for

REDNECK
Okla-homey
5/27/2011, 02:03 PM
M is for the mudflaps on his pick-up truck

O is for the oil upon his hair

T is for T-bird

H is for Haggard

E is for egg, and...

R is for REDNECK!
Tulsa_Fireman
5/27/2011, 02:48 PM
He's got a '57 GMC pick-up truck.

Got a gun rack.

And 'Goat ropers need love, too!' sticker!
C&CDean
5/27/2011, 02:58 PM
But he's never once pooped in the woods...
Fraggle145
5/27/2011, 03:42 PM
But he's never once pooped in the woods...

Cuz he's not responsible for what he's doin'
REDREX
5/27/2011, 04:22 PM
Just Kickin hippes asses and raisen HELL
StoopTroup
5/27/2011, 04:31 PM
One time....I pooped in a river just to see a turd float
Lott's Bandana
5/30/2011, 03:25 PM
One time....I pooped in a river just to see a turd float


...in band camp?
C&CDean
5/30/2011, 03:26 PM
In Oklahoma, not band camp, what does it matter?
picasso
5/30/2011, 03:53 PM
He likes fast cars, fast wimmen, guzzlin' beer, whizzin outside

and givin' wood shampoos to any hippy that wants one
picasso
5/30/2011, 03:54 PM
he thot he was gay once but put that to bed along with his cousin