FOLKS! I would like to offer Dean a public apology!

[JamesHale]

Dean,

First, Greetings from Sweden!

Several weeks ago, you baned me because you said, "I tire of your schtick and your POS handle."

During my vacation, I began to understand your frustration and how you could have grown tired of my schtick and my POS handle. I have been fully rehabilitated and as a result, l offer this apology as an olive branch. Please accept my most sincere promise that JamesHale is died.

Also, please change my POS handle to ErslandsSecondGun.

TIA!

[Mongo]

you still nailing that other broad?

[Turd_Ferguson]

Dean,

First, Greetings from Sweden!

Several weeks ago, you baned me because you said, "I tire of your schtick and your POS handle."

During my vacation, I began to understand your frustration and how you could have grown tired of my schtick and my POS handle. I have been fully rehabilitated and as a result, l offer this apology as an olive branch. Please accept my most sincere promise that JamesHale is died.

Also, please change my POS handle to ErslandsSecondGun.

TIA!**** off dip****

[JamesHale]

yes.

onedit

to mongo, not ferg turdeson

[C&CDean]

Dean,

First, Greetings from Sweden!

Several weeks ago, you baned me because you said, "I tire of your schtick and your POS handle."

During my vacation, I began to understand your frustration and how you could have grown tired of my schtick and my POS handle. I have been fully rehabilitated and as a result, l offer this apology as an olive branch. Please accept my most sincere promise that JamesHale is died.

Also, please change my POS handle to ErslandsSecondGun.

TIA!

Change it your own damn self.

[JamesHale]

Change it your own damn self.

is there a way to do it without losing my post count? post count is very important to me.

[C&CDean]

I hear velcro

[delhalew]

It's a shame you weren't perma'd.

[JamesHale]

i want to be part of your world.

please dont hate me. im reformed.

[dynersooner]

Sincere James Hale is sincere.

[thecynic]

ErslandsSecondGun is a strong handle.

[OUMallen]

ErslandsSecondGun is a strong handle.

To VERY strong.

[Romulus]

**** off dip****

Do you hate all Sooner sportswriters?

[dynersooner]

ErslandsSecondGun is a strong handle.

Dean, this is clearly some type of inside Okie joke, and thus against your rules.

please ban everyone who finds his new handle amusing, before having to use teh googles to get the joke.

tia.

sia.

ywia.

[Jammin']

Cricks dyner! You can't say "finds his new handle" on the innernets!!

[Penguin]

Apologizing over a innerweb message board. :rolleyes:

There are probably a dozen Sooner boards these days. Unhappy with one? Move to another one.

[Breadburner]

i want to be part of your world.

please dont hate me. im reformed.

Sorry but once you have sucked one dick....Your a dick sucker for the rest of your life....

[Romulus]

Innerweb message board?!??
Tears forming in eyes

[soonersponge]

I miss boomersooner.net

[StoopTroup]

I miss boomersooner.net

I completely forgot about that place....

I was on "Fans Only" and then found Boomersooner.net and then Phil totally changed my life forever with the greatness that is SoonerFans.

[Romulus]

You were Motherbird weren't you?

[soonersponge]

I am the mother bird.

[StoopTroup]

I was "JohnBlakeRules".

[JDMT]

**** off dip****

That's not very nice. Oh, hey guess what?????????

[thecynic]

wait, turd ferguson and sooner sponge are different people?


:gary:

[soonersponge]

wait, turd ferguson and sooner sponge are different people?


:gary:

I am not Turd Ferguson. He stolled my name.

[thecynic]

damn name stollers

[soonerchk]

wait, turd ferguson and sooner sponge are different people?


:gary:

Made that incorrect assumption as well. That may be why Turd hates us all.

[Romulus]

I don't think Turd is as grumpy as he acts like he is

[soonerchk]

I don't think Turd is as grumpy as he acts like he is

I'd be grumpy if people thought I was sponge.

[sanantoniosooner]

Sponge is grumpy though.

[King Fuzzy]

It's because his fingers are too fat to operate a smart phone.

[soonerchk]

Sponge is grumpy though.

He's a grumpy old man in a younger man's body.

[captain_surly]

You were Motherbird weren't you?

Remember the meltdown on boomersooner.net after the Notre Dame loss in 99? I swear if I could have reached through the internet Motherbird would have been strangled that day.

[SoCaliSooner]

Made that incorrect assumption as well. That may be why Turd hates us all.

I was reminiscing with Turd about our shared Cabo trip a few years back and didn't understand his responses of:

"f*** off"

"f*** you"

"go to hell"

"shut the f*** up"

I thought sponge was just missing our awesome time together and it pained him to be reminded. Now I know Turd is not Sponge. #awkward.

[JamesHale]

To VERY strong.

not nearly as strong as attacking dillon with a wet noodle, but stong, nonetheless.

:winkyface

[soonercruiser]

What's with the apology?

I though being banned by Dean was a sign of sanity, or badge of courage??
(You know....being as insulting as......)

[Turd_Ferguson]

That's not very nice. Oh, hey guess what?????????**** you!


wait, turd ferguson and sooner sponge are different people?


:gary:**** off!


I am not Turd Ferguson. He stolled my name.**** off dip ****!


Made that incorrect assumption as well. That may be why Turd hates us all.I don't hate you chk, I was just telling SoCal the other day about how much I look forward to reading your post...


I don't think Turd is as grumpy as he acts like he is:D


It's because his fingers are too fat to operate a smart phone.You mother****er!


I was reminiscing with Turd about our shared Cabo trip a few years back and didn't understand his responses of:

"f*** off"

"f*** you"

"go to hell"

"shut the f*** up"

I thought sponge was just missing our awesome time together and it pained him to be reminded. Now I know Turd is not Sponge. #awkward.Well to be honest, I was just going along with it for fun. However, when you started telling me how much you enjoyed using that divot in my taint as a salt holder for the body shots...that kinda touched a nerve.

[Al Gore]

It's a shame you weren't perma'd.
Perma my butt......

[StoopTroup]

Perma my butt......

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