So what's the first thing you notice about a woman?

[lexsooner]

Teeth, smile, nails, hair, perfume? I really don't like to see a woman who has coffee or cigarette stained teeth or not so good dental hygiene.

P.S. I know this thread is going to go downhill immediately, but what the heck.

[soonerchk]

Texts From Last Night :

‎(519): What color are my eyes?
(1-519): Ummmm... 34 C?

[The Profit]

Texts From Last Night :

‎(519): What color are my eyes?
(1-519): Ummmm... 34 C?




LMAO

[NormanPride]

Just glancing at them, or checking them out? Glancing, I see hips first. If I'm trying to get details, I look at eyes first.

[The Profit]

I call Bullshiz on any guy, who doesn't say t or a.

[delhalew]

Only because I am going to be completely honrst, it is either eyes or boobies. Most often boobies...I mean come on.

[soonerchk]

I wanted to take full credit for it, but it just wouldn't have made sense.

[TitoMorelli]

1) Whether I know her from somewhere; and if yes,

2) whether she's carrying a firearm.

[The Profit]

Only because I am going to be completely honrst, it is either eyes or boobies. Most often boobies...I mean come on.




You might be a right winger, but you are an honest beer drinking one.

On edit: I have to question your use of the word "boobies". That doesn't go with beer drinking.

[lexsooner]

I call Bullshiz on any guy, who doesn't say t or a.

OK, teeth are important, but a is too. I don't care as much about t although it seems most guys fixate on t like it is all there is.

[lexsooner]

1) Whether I know her from somewhere; and if yes,

2) whether she's carrying a firearm.

You mean whether she could fight you off if need be?

[rekamrettuB]

Teeth and smile first and then work down to the boobies and just kind of stare.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I look straight at the vaj...

[lexsooner]

Nasty teeth and also nasty nails are a big turn off. Have you ever gotten close to a woman and she has bad breath? That is a killer!

[The Profit]

Nasty teeth and also nasty nails are a big turn off. Have you ever gotten close to a woman and she has bad breath? That is a killer!




Yeah, cuz you know if the teeth and nails aren't taken care of, neither is the......

[3rdgensooner]

I would think hygiene would be a bare minimum issue. I expect that from people whom I have no interest in ever sexing up.

[Blue]

Face then Bewbs. Almost instantaneous.

[The Profit]

I would think hygiene would be a bare minimum issue. I expect that from people whom I have no interest in ever sexing up.



I agree....so let's make it a real multiple choice....everyone can just answer with a letter.



A=Eyes
B=Breasts (what else)
C=Smile
D=Facial Beauty
E=Hair Style
F=Body as a whole
G=Butt
H=Legs
I=X Factor (could be attitude, confidence, etc.)

[Blue]

Why you gotta make it all complicated and shizz?

[2121Sooner]

Walking towards me - t!ts

Walking away - a$$


All other answers are incorrect and/or lies

[Fish&Game]

Tits

[Peach Fuzz]

you top heavy sluggers.... GOTTA have an a**... you can always buy a pair.

[KantoSooner]

Really depends on whether she's coming or going.

Coming? Eyes. Hands down. And I think that staring into a nice pair of eyes for a long while is probably the biggest turn on there is.

Going? Nice ***. (which tends to also indicate nice legs, but *** is year 'round whereas legs are more seasonal).

Hair is a critical No. 2, either way. Don't ignore the hair. And frankly, ladies, clothes? You dress for each other, not for men. Where gym shorts and t-shirt. I really don't care.

[Peach Fuzz]

def hair, eyes, a**. skin tone too, don't be too ****in dark or you'll look like a snookie

[The Profit]

Walking towards me - t!ts

Walking away - a$$


All other answers are incorrect and/or lies

:D :D Post of the Day!!!

[soonervegas]

Just glancing at them, or checking them out? Glancing, I see hips first. If I'm trying to get details, I look at eyes first.

Agree 100%. My mind immediately looks to see their hip ratio to ensure they are compatable for child birth....or at least practice.

[Mjcpr]

Turd is right, it's the coot.

[StoopTroup]

Her back tat

http://www.prettygirltattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/full-back-tattoo-girl.jpg

[pphilfran]

Which direction is she headed...toward or away from me...

[jk the sooner fan]

hair.....

[StoopTroup]

Whether or not she's checking out my pkg. All other Women mean nothing to me....

[2121Sooner]

Her post count

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FIFY

[Mjcpr]

hair.....

Me and Turd covered this.

[StoopTroup]

FIFY

That too....if she's over 10,000 nothing but negs....

[StoopTroup]

Also....if she is about to uncross her legs in the Mutant examining room...

I'll be using Turd's answer....

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/11/article-0-0D218583000005DC-885_634x298.jpg

[StoopTroup]

Also....I don't usually notice anything unless I'm drunk and she's in her snookie outfit....

http://wyblog.us/images/rule5/snooki2.jpg

[yermom]

hair.....

first Miracle Whip, now this!

[XingTheRubicon]

depends on whether or not the shades are pulled...








no obstructions?...


then meat curtains

[oudavid1]

I mean t and a for sure, but when really checkin em i look at arms. That tells me how much meat im dealing with.

But im also a personality guy.

[Mongo]

eye/mouf combo

body as a complete package

turd cutter

hair

[Sooner_Tuf]

A good personality and a pretty face.

[texaspokieokie]

Texts From Last Night :

‎(519): What color are my eyes?
(1-519): Ummmm... 34 C?

depends upon whether i first see the front or back.

no, not teeth or hair.

[texaspokieokie]

Just glancing at them, or checking them out? Glancing, I see hips first. If I'm trying to get details, I look at eyes first.

NP had to check with Baj.

[C&CDean]

If you look at t & a before the face might I suggest you are a ****ing cretin?

Face. If she's uglier than my rat terrier's herniated/spotted/pimply belly why the hell would I even wanna look at her chi chis?

Next, eyes. If she's got them vacant/I'ma cut you with a razor/I'ma psycho bitch from hell kinda eyes, nope.

Then you check the body out - cause if she is as ugly as step, and has psycho eyes like JohnnyMack, who cares if she's got the body of Venus?

Next, for me, is the tummy/butt/legs. If they're all OK, I might check the ta tas, but only if they're ridiculously ginormous, fakeys, or non-existent. As long as they fall somewhere within the bell curve of normal, I don't need to look any further, cause any pimp worth his salt knows all the business happens up on the face, or down on the shizzle/pizzle area.

[texaspokieokie]

Dean got it kinda backwards.
but then, to each his own.

[MR2-Sooner86]

From the front in order...
Eyes
Teeth
Tits
hips
legs

From the back in order...
*ss
*ss
*ss
*ss
*ss

Oh, you can't forget smell. If you think you're in the fish market in the middle of summer...doesn't matter how fine she might be.

[soonerboomer93]

you top heavy sluggers.... GOTTA have an a**... you can always buy a pair.

you can buy butt implants now too

[C&CDean]

Dean got it kinda backwards.
but then, to each his own.

Backwards? I'm married to a beautiful woman who also happens to have allsome t & a. Methinks you've got it backwards.

[texaspokieokie]

Backwards? I'm married to a beautiful woman who also happens to have allsome t & a. Methinks you've got it backwards.

well naturally, if i thot you had it backwards, then you'd think i had it backwards.

who you're married to doesn't matter, for this thread.

[C&CDean]

well naturally, if i thot you had it backwards, then you'd think i had it backwards.

who you're married to doesn't matter, for this thread.

Like hell. I don't live in fantasyland.

[Fraggle145]

I check the face if I can see it first. But really I just look at the first thing I can see and work from there.

[Blue]

cause any pimp worth his salt knows all the business happens up on the face, or down on the shizzle/pizzle area.

Thats sig worthy right thar.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

I e-verify.

[stoopified]

Boobs

[OhU1]

Face and hair, then hips. If she seems attractive facially to me then generally her body gets graded on a curve. Unless her body is very flawed the attraction starts with the face and moves from there. But I am very visual oriented and without some kind of spark we're just going "to be friends".

[Tulsa_Fireman]

I look at my beautiful wife first.

A) Because she's got more than enough to fill my eyes and B) I don't want my *** kicked by my crazy blonde wife.

[soonerboomer93]

Face

Left ring finger

[silverwheels]

Face

Left ring finger

This. Especially in Oklahoma where like 3/4 of people are married before they're old enough to drink, it seems.

[jkjsooner]

Face then Bewbs. Almost instantaneous.

Switch the two and you have me. If the face is bad then I just go back to the boobs and pretend I didn't see the face.

[IB4OU2]

Crimson Sweater/top...any other color and it's a pass.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

legs

[Whet]

http://www.atomicnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bluefootedboobies.jpg

[Whet]

or
http://www.billybear4kids.com/animal/whose-toes/AsianWildAss.jpg