View Full Version : So what's the first thing you notice about a woman?
lexsooner
5/26/2011, 04:02 PM
Teeth, smile, nails, hair, perfume? I really don't like to see a woman who has coffee or cigarette stained teeth or not so good dental hygiene.
P.S. I know this thread is going to go downhill immediately, but what the heck.
soonerchk
5/26/2011, 04:04 PM
Texts From Last Night :
(519): What color are my eyes?
(1-519): Ummmm... 34 C?
The Profit
5/26/2011, 04:04 PM
Texts From Last Night :
(519): What color are my eyes?
(1-519): Ummmm... 34 C?
LMAO
NormanPride
5/26/2011, 04:04 PM
Just glancing at them, or checking them out? Glancing, I see hips first. If I'm trying to get details, I look at eyes first.
The Profit
5/26/2011, 04:05 PM
I call Bullshiz on any guy, who doesn't say t or a.
delhalew
5/26/2011, 04:05 PM
Only because I am going to be completely honrst, it is either eyes or boobies. Most often boobies...I mean come on.
soonerchk
5/26/2011, 04:06 PM
I wanted to take full credit for it, but it just wouldn't have made sense.
TitoMorelli
5/26/2011, 04:06 PM
1) Whether I know her from somewhere; and if yes,
2) whether she's carrying a firearm.
The Profit
5/26/2011, 04:07 PM
Only because I am going to be completely honrst, it is either eyes or boobies. Most often boobies...I mean come on.
You might be a right winger, but you are an honest beer drinking one.
On edit: I have to question your use of the word "boobies". That doesn't go with beer drinking.
lexsooner
5/26/2011, 04:08 PM
I call Bullshiz on any guy, who doesn't say t or a.
OK, teeth are important, but a is too. I don't care as much about t although it seems most guys fixate on t like it is all there is.
lexsooner
5/26/2011, 04:09 PM
1) Whether I know her from somewhere; and if yes,
2) whether she's carrying a firearm.
You mean whether she could fight you off if need be?
rekamrettuB
5/26/2011, 04:09 PM
Teeth and smile first and then work down to the boobies and just kind of stare.
Turd_Ferguson
5/26/2011, 04:10 PM
I look straight at the vaj...
lexsooner
5/26/2011, 04:10 PM
Nasty teeth and also nasty nails are a big turn off. Have you ever gotten close to a woman and she has bad breath? That is a killer!
The Profit
5/26/2011, 04:12 PM
Nasty teeth and also nasty nails are a big turn off. Have you ever gotten close to a woman and she has bad breath? That is a killer!
Yeah, cuz you know if the teeth and nails aren't taken care of, neither is the......
3rdgensooner
5/26/2011, 04:14 PM
I would think hygiene would be a bare minimum issue. I expect that from people whom I have no interest in ever sexing up.
Face then Bewbs. Almost instantaneous.
The Profit
5/26/2011, 04:20 PM
I would think hygiene would be a bare minimum issue. I expect that from people whom I have no interest in ever sexing up.
I agree....so let's make it a real multiple choice....everyone can just answer with a letter.
A=Eyes
B=Breasts (what else)
C=Smile
D=Facial Beauty
E=Hair Style
F=Body as a whole
G=Butt
H=Legs
I=X Factor (could be attitude, confidence, etc.)
Why you gotta make it all complicated and shizz?
2121Sooner
5/26/2011, 04:25 PM
Walking towards me - t!ts
Walking away - a$$
All other answers are incorrect and/or lies
Fish&Game
5/26/2011, 04:25 PM
Tits
Peach Fuzz
5/26/2011, 04:29 PM
you top heavy sluggers.... GOTTA have an a**... you can always buy a pair.
KantoSooner
5/26/2011, 04:31 PM
Really depends on whether she's coming or going.
Coming? Eyes. Hands down. And I think that staring into a nice pair of eyes for a long while is probably the biggest turn on there is.
Going? Nice ***. (which tends to also indicate nice legs, but *** is year 'round whereas legs are more seasonal).
Hair is a critical No. 2, either way. Don't ignore the hair. And frankly, ladies, clothes? You dress for each other, not for men. Where gym shorts and t-shirt. I really don't care.
Peach Fuzz
5/26/2011, 04:33 PM
def hair, eyes, a**. skin tone too, don't be too ****in dark or you'll look like a snookie
The Profit
5/26/2011, 04:35 PM
Walking towards me - t!ts
Walking away - a$$
All other answers are incorrect and/or lies
:D :D Post of the Day!!!
soonervegas
5/26/2011, 04:44 PM
Just glancing at them, or checking them out? Glancing, I see hips first. If I'm trying to get details, I look at eyes first.
Agree 100%. My mind immediately looks to see their hip ratio to ensure they are compatable for child birth....or at least practice.
Turd is right, it's the coot.
StoopTroup
5/26/2011, 04:58 PM
Her back tat
http://www.prettygirltattoo.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/full-back-tattoo-girl.jpg
pphilfran
5/26/2011, 05:04 PM
Which direction is she headed...toward or away from me...
jk the sooner fan
5/26/2011, 05:05 PM
hair.....
StoopTroup
5/26/2011, 05:05 PM
Whether or not she's checking out my pkg. All other Women mean nothing to me....
2121Sooner
5/26/2011, 05:06 PM
Her post count
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FIFY
hair.....
Me and Turd covered this.
StoopTroup
5/26/2011, 05:09 PM
FIFY
That too....if she's over 10,000 nothing but negs....
StoopTroup
5/26/2011, 05:12 PM
Also....if she is about to uncross her legs in the Mutant examining room...
I'll be using Turd's answer....
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/02/11/article-0-0D218583000005DC-885_634x298.jpg
StoopTroup
5/26/2011, 05:15 PM
Also....I don't usually notice anything unless I'm drunk and she's in her snookie outfit....
http://wyblog.us/images/rule5/snooki2.jpg
yermom
5/26/2011, 05:16 PM
hair.....
first Miracle Whip, now this!
XingTheRubicon
5/26/2011, 05:41 PM
depends on whether or not the shades are pulled...
no obstructions?...
then meat curtains
oudavid1
5/26/2011, 05:49 PM
I mean t and a for sure, but when really checkin em i look at arms. That tells me how much meat im dealing with.
But im also a personality guy.
eye/mouf combo
body as a complete package
turd cutter
hair
Sooner_Tuf
5/26/2011, 05:55 PM
A good personality and a pretty face.
texaspokieokie
5/26/2011, 05:58 PM
Texts From Last Night :
(519): What color are my eyes?
(1-519): Ummmm... 34 C?
depends upon whether i first see the front or back.
no, not teeth or hair.
texaspokieokie
5/26/2011, 05:59 PM
Just glancing at them, or checking them out? Glancing, I see hips first. If I'm trying to get details, I look at eyes first.
NP had to check with Baj.
C&CDean
5/26/2011, 06:01 PM
If you look at t & a before the face might I suggest you are a ****ing cretin?
Face. If she's uglier than my rat terrier's herniated/spotted/pimply belly why the hell would I even wanna look at her chi chis?
Next, eyes. If she's got them vacant/I'ma cut you with a razor/I'ma psycho bitch from hell kinda eyes, nope.
Then you check the body out - cause if she is as ugly as step, and has psycho eyes like JohnnyMack, who cares if she's got the body of Venus?
Next, for me, is the tummy/butt/legs. If they're all OK, I might check the ta tas, but only if they're ridiculously ginormous, fakeys, or non-existent. As long as they fall somewhere within the bell curve of normal, I don't need to look any further, cause any pimp worth his salt knows all the business happens up on the face, or down on the shizzle/pizzle area.
texaspokieokie
5/26/2011, 06:04 PM
Dean got it kinda backwards.
but then, to each his own.
MR2-Sooner86
5/26/2011, 06:07 PM
From the front in order...
Eyes
Teeth
Tits
hips
legs
From the back in order...
*ss
*ss
*ss
*ss
*ss
Oh, you can't forget smell. If you think you're in the fish market in the middle of summer...doesn't matter how fine she might be.
soonerboomer93
5/26/2011, 06:07 PM
you top heavy sluggers.... GOTTA have an a**... you can always buy a pair.
you can buy butt implants now too
C&CDean
5/26/2011, 06:23 PM
Dean got it kinda backwards.
but then, to each his own.
Backwards? I'm married to a beautiful woman who also happens to have allsome t & a. Methinks you've got it backwards.
texaspokieokie
5/26/2011, 06:25 PM
Backwards? I'm married to a beautiful woman who also happens to have allsome t & a. Methinks you've got it backwards.
well naturally, if i thot you had it backwards, then you'd think i had it backwards.
who you're married to doesn't matter, for this thread.
C&CDean
5/26/2011, 06:30 PM
well naturally, if i thot you had it backwards, then you'd think i had it backwards.
who you're married to doesn't matter, for this thread.
Like hell. I don't live in fantasyland.
Fraggle145
5/26/2011, 07:12 PM
I check the face if I can see it first. But really I just look at the first thing I can see and work from there.
cause any pimp worth his salt knows all the business happens up on the face, or down on the shizzle/pizzle area.
Thats sig worthy right thar.
SanJoaquinSooner
5/26/2011, 08:06 PM
I e-verify.
stoopified
5/26/2011, 08:21 PM
Boobs
Face and hair, then hips. If she seems attractive facially to me then generally her body gets graded on a curve. Unless her body is very flawed the attraction starts with the face and moves from there. But I am very visual oriented and without some kind of spark we're just going "to be friends".
Tulsa_Fireman
5/26/2011, 08:32 PM
I look at my beautiful wife first.
A) Because she's got more than enough to fill my eyes and B) I don't want my *** kicked by my crazy blonde wife.
soonerboomer93
5/26/2011, 09:58 PM
Face
Left ring finger
silverwheels
5/26/2011, 11:28 PM
Face
Left ring finger
This. Especially in Oklahoma where like 3/4 of people are married before they're old enough to drink, it seems.
jkjsooner
5/27/2011, 08:18 AM
Face then Bewbs. Almost instantaneous.
Switch the two and you have me. If the face is bad then I just go back to the boobs and pretend I didn't see the face.
IB4OU2
5/27/2011, 10:10 AM
Crimson Sweater/top...any other color and it's a pass.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/27/2011, 10:28 AM
legs
http://www.atomicnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bluefootedboobies.jpg
or
http://www.billybear4kids.com/animal/whose-toes/AsianWildAss.jpg
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