Kim Kardashian Engaged

[Oldnslo]

According to this (http://www.thesuperficial.com/kim-kardashian-is-engaged-05-2011)

Several different responses leapt to mind:

1) ZOMG!!!

2) in what?

3) Now there's a guy who doesn't mind a girl with a past.

[saucysoonergal]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/player/Kris-Humphries/209361

http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/images/NBA/Headshots/140x170/3831.jpg

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/1111__NEW/KardashiansBooty.gif

[pphilfran]

http://thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/1111__NEW/KardashiansBooty.gif

:D

[sappstuf]

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/player/Kris-Humphries/209361

http://msn.foxsports.com/fe/images/NBA/Headshots/140x170/3831.jpg

I hope she doesn't plan on having kids with a guy that has a dome like that. Unless....

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c380/Fanchmaster/hotdog_hallway-1.jpg

[Romulus]

is that Kyle Korver? Traber is going to be disappointed.

[OhU1]

That used car has some miles on it. Some rapper/pimp filmed himself "driving" that car too. No thanks.

[NormanPride]

http://thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/1111__NEW/KardashiansBooty.gif
You missed one. The chick at the top is checking her out, too.

[rekamrettuB]

He's a gold digger.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

The dude on the bottom right is my favorite, because he wants to look so bad it looks like but he can't for some reason..maybe he is with the chick next to him or something..

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Ohh..and I wish I had a good close up on it like they did...


Yeah, thats right...I have no problems saying IWHILAD

[Romulus]

doesn't she like getting peed on?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I can do that

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I mean pee..not get peed on

[stoops the eternal pimp]

unless the money is right

[stoops the eternal pimp]

and you refer to me as my troll name c&c dean

[olevetonahill]

Marry it? No way in hell

Hit it? how durnk am I?

[Romulus]

I'd let a really hot chick pee on me, I'd have no problems with that, but they'd have to be really hot

[pphilfran]

He's a gold digger.

The mine has already been dug...

[stoops the eternal pimp]

depends on what they've been drinking previously..

When a girl pees on you and she has been drinking alchohol, it feels a bit more sticky and the odor is rough..


Or so I've been told.

[OULenexaman]

and now we have another thread awaking an old fettish...

[Romulus]

depends on what they've been drinking previously..

When a girl pees on you and she has been drinking alchohol, it feels a bit more sticky and the odor is rough..


Or so I've been told.

true dat, also if she's eaten any asaparagus the answer is hell no,unless she is Marisa Miller hot.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Depending on the mood, maybe Shannon Miller

[Mongo]

Depending on the mood, maybe Shannon Miller

go with Cheryl Miller

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I would go with Barney Miller before Cheryl

[Romulus]

I do believe Shannon Miller has some big hoots these days

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Yup...She went through a time where she wasn't that hawt, and then she rebounded quite nicely

[SoCaliSooner]

Kim K has a couple of the nastier STD's...so you guys can have at it.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I think we moved past that now...We are on to being peed on by a Miller

[SoCaliSooner]

I think we moved past that now...We are on to being peed on by a Miller

I gotta go with Bode.

[3rdgensooner]

Kim K has a couple of the nastier STD's...so you guys can have at it.
So she's just walking around with untreated STDs?

[sappstuf]

I think we moved past that now...We are on to being peed on by a Miller

Which is better than having Miller Lite poured on you...

[SoCaliSooner]

So she's just walking around with untreated STDs?

Some of them tend to always be there IRegardless of treatment....

[delhalew]

So she's just walking around with untreated STDs?

Some of that **** won't wash off.

[DIB]

I think we moved past that now...We are on to being peed on by a Miller

You rang

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Which Miller would you let pee on you? Or are you a Miller? And have you been eating asparagus or drinking alcohol?

[Cheez-It]

Not that I'm suggesting in ANY fashion that I'm a Miller....but there is NO way I could pee on someone if asked. Even if I had been drinking alcohol (which I've been known to do...).

[Jammin']

I don't want to go off on a rant here but being pee'd on by a Miller is something I would rank right up there with listening to an 8 track of Glenn and Steve duet on Moonlight Serenade.


(I believe I got 3 Miller's in there, booyah!)

[OhU1]

Kim K has a couple of the nastier STD's...so you guys can have at it.

This would be some of the wear and tear from the pimp she used to be with.

[Cheez-It]

This would be some of the wear and tear from the pimp she used to be with.

Great. Now I have Nelly's "Pimp Juice" song stuck in my head.

Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo

[Romulus]

I don't want to go off on a rant here but being pee'd on by a Miller is something I would rank right up there with listening to an 8 track of Glenn and Steve duet on Moonlight Serenade.


(I believe I got 3 Miller's in there, booyah!)

I call BS on this. Take a look at her and tell me you'd rather listen to an 8 track than have her loins wash all over you
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0801/nfl.celebrity.sb.picks/images/miller.marisa.jpg

[DIB]

Which Miller would you let pee on you? Or are you a Miller? And have you been eating asparagus or drinking alcohol?

Indeed

[jk the sooner fan]

Not that I'm suggesting in ANY fashion that I'm a Miller....but there is NO way I could pee on someone if asked. Even if I had been drinking alcohol (which I've been known to do...).

poop is probably fine though?

[jk the sooner fan]

Kim K has a couple of the nastier STD's...so you guys can have at it.

a "complex" problem?

[Cheez-It]

poop is probably fine though?

Doubtful.

[JohnnyMack]

Ohh..and I wish I had a good close up on it like they did...


Yeah, thats right...I have no problems saying IWHILAD

I
Would
Hit
It
Like
A
Dick?

[JohnnyMack]

One time, Mongo got tea-bagged by Joe Miller.

[soonerchk]

Not that I'm suggesting in ANY fashion that I'm a Miller....but there is NO way I could pee on someone if asked. Even if I had been drinking alcohol (which I've been known to do...).

Me neither. I can barely pee if someone is in the next room.

[Mongo]

I crap with the door open, so peeing in front of someone is no biggie

[Pozey]

I crap with the door open, so peeing in front of someone is no biggie

Hell, I close the door to go to the bathroom when I'm the only one there! (yeah...I'm odd)

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I always close the door for dropping feeces pieces, because my wife says our candles aren't strong enough anymore

[Cheez-It]

I crap with the door open, so peeing in front of someone is no biggie

Peeing in front of someone is different than peeing on someone....

[Mongo]

Peeing in front of someone is different than peeing on someone....

if you have a partner willing to take a golden shower, I dont think there is anything to be ashamed of

[Cheez-It]

if you have a partner willing to take a golden shower, I dont think there is anything to be ashamed of

I was not implying that I have a partner willing to take a golden shower. So no shame here!!

[Romulus]

have you all had the discussion?

[jk the sooner fan]

i dont care what a woman looks like.....i can find other ways besides being pee'd on to get aroused

put me in the "no thanks" category

[DIB]

i dont care what a woman looks like.....i can find other ways besides being pee'd on to get aroused

put me in the "no thanks" category

What if she peed on your weenis?

[Mongo]

i dont care what a woman looks like.....i can find other ways besides being pee'd on to get aroused

put me in the "no thanks" category

I knew you were a hot carl type

[jk the sooner fan]

What if she peed on your weenis?

hmmmmmmm


still in the "no thanks" category

[soonerchk]

Hell, I close the door to go to the bathroom when I'm the only one there! (yeah...I'm odd)

Of course you do.

[Pozey]

Of course you do.

What are you trying to say Chuck??

[StoopTroup]

I always close the door for dropping feeces pieces, because my wife says our candles aren't strong enough anymore

Ummmm.....

http://www.readydepot.com/catalog/32ct1box.JPG

You can spark one of these babies off your skull if you quit using the skull lube.

[C&CDean]

Great. Now I have Nelly's "Pimp Juice" song stuck in my head.

Pimp juice - oooooooooh-ooooooooh-hoooooooo
I think I need to let it loose (might think I need to let it loose)
Let her loose, let her loooooose
She only want me for my pimp juice (that's all she want me for f'real)
Not my pimp juice, I'm talkin new pimp juice
I think I need to cut her loose (it's time for homegirl to recognize)
Yes I do, yes I doooooo-hoooo

The fact that you actually know about a nelly song and actually know the words to said nelly song makes me sad. Not in my pants. Just sad.

[3rdgensooner]

The fact that you actually know about a nelly song and actually know the words to said nelly song makes me sad. Not in my pants. Just sad.You'd feel differently if you had ever gone dancing with her.


Or so I've been told.

[Cheez-It]

The fact that you actually know about a nelly song and actually know the words to said nelly song makes me sad. Not in my pants. Just sad.


I'm so very sorry to make you so sad. It is my goal in life to make sure everyone loves me...please forgive me and love me!!!

:cry:

[C&CDean]

You'd feel differently if you had ever gone dancing with her.


Or so I've been told.

Do people dance to nelly songs? I thought they stood/bounced around flashing gang signs, grab their crotch and go "evahbody go whooo whoooo."

[3rdgensooner]

Do people dance to nelly songs? I thought they stood/bounced around flashing gang signs, grab their crotch and go "evahbody go whooo whoooo."Then you have no idea what you're talking about.

[soonerchk]

Do people dance to nelly songs? I thought they stood/bounced around flashing gang signs, grab their crotch and go "evahbody go whooo whoooo."

Why does that sound bad when you say it?

[C&CDean]

Then you have no idea what you're talking about.

Enlighten me oh nelly lover. At least it wasn't "muh****in' pimp juice like all the rest of them do."

I saw a billboard (or maybe a TV ad, hell I don't know) saying he's gonna be at some POS casino here real soon. You going?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Then you have no idea what you're talking about.

If anybody knows dancing to Nelly and gay asses, it's dean.

[C&CDean]

If anybody knows dancing to Nelly and gay asses, it's dean.

I now not nelly. Gay asses? Mebbe.

[Jammin']

I call BS on this. Take a look at her and tell me you'd rather listen to an 8 track than have her loins wash all over you
http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/0801/nfl.celebrity.sb.picks/images/miller.marisa.jpg

I'd like her to pee on me while we listened to 8 tracks. win-win.

[3rdgensooner]

Enlighten me oh nelly lover. At least it wasn't "muh****in' pimp juice like all the rest of them do."

I saw a billboard (or maybe a TV ad, hell I don't know) saying he's gonna be at some POS casino here real soon. You going?No


I now not nelly. Gay asses? Mebbe.
If you now [sic] not nelly, how can you presume to know what happens when his music is playing?

[C&CDean]

So, is that the same beeyotch we're talking about here? Also, WTF did this chick do to be famous? I've heard of the name a couple times, but what's her claim to fame?

[StoopTroup]

Frozen peas or fresh?

[C&CDean]

If you now [sic] not nelly, how can you presume to know what happens when his music is playing?

I. now. NOT. Nelly. Get it? Oh nevermind.

[Mississippi Sooner]

So, is that the same beeyotch we're talking about here? Also, WTF did this chick do to be famous? I've heard of the name a couple times, but what's her claim to fame?

Her dad was one of OJ's lawyers and her mom is now married to Bruce Jenner. I have no idea why she's famous, either.

[StoopTroup]

I. now. NOT. Nelly. Get it? Oh nevermind.

Here's what you nee to do....

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I'm setting the Gold Standard....Damn....to late.....

[soonerchk]

This thread has so many twists and turns that I can't keep up and work all at the same time.

[C&CDean]

This thread has so many twists and turns that I can't keep up and work all at the same time.

If somebody peed on you would it help? We can arrange this.

[StoopTroup]

Glenn Beck told me to invest in gold...so I did....

[soonerchk]

If somebody peed on you would it help? We can arrange this.

I've been peed on, but it's usually just in the pool.

[Jammin']

I've been peed on, but it's usually just in the pool.

I've never been in a pool I didn't pee in. True story. (as far as I can remember anyway.)

[C&CDean]

I pee in the lake/ocean/river/pond. I do NOT pee in a pool. Nasty mother****er.

[soonerchk]

I pee in the lake/ocean/river/pond. I do NOT pee in a pool. Nasty mother****er.

I was thinking of the under 3 crowd, but obviously Jammin has control issues.

[Jammin']

I pee in the lake/ocean/river/pond. I do NOT pee in a pool. Nasty mother****er.

I pee in lakes, oceans, rivers, and ponds, well not ponds..ponds?

speaking of nasty mother****ers.. ponds?


One of my bucket list items is to someday pee in SoCal's pool..while standing on the side.

[C&CDean]

I pee in lakes, oceans, rivers, and ponds, well not ponds..ponds?

speaking of nasty mother****ers.. ponds?


One of my bucket list items is to someday pee in SoCal's pool..while standing on the side.

I have two ponds that are very clean. I mean the cows pee and poop in them but other than that, very clean.

[C&CDean]

I was thinking of the under 3 crowd, but obviously Jammin has control issues.

Obviously.

[Jammin']

I have two ponds that are very clean. I mean the cows pee and poop in them but other than that, very clean.

well, if it's only the cows **** and crap...wait, no, you are a nasty mother****er.


P.S. peeing in socal's pool just made your bucket list too, didn't it?

[C&CDean]

P.S. peeing in socal's pool just made your bucket list too, didn't it?

Guilty as charged sir.

[soonerchk]

well, if it's only the cows **** and crap...wait, no, you are a nasty mother****er.


P.S. peeing in socal's pool just made your bucket list too, didn't it?

It did mine. But probably not from the side like you will.

[C&CDean]

From the diving board.

[soonerchk]

From the diving board.

I suppose it might be worth walking around with one of those things to be able to do that.

[SoCaliSooner]

It did mine. But probably not from the side like you will.

With 2 pools you have options. Since it's my place I do what I want, with guests I offer one concession and crap next to the skimmers as a courtesy, but don't expect it every time.

[Jammin']

I suppose it might be worth walking around with one of those things to be able to do that.

One of these things?

http://www.go-girl.com/img/goGirl_prodShot3_hp.png

[Jammin']

With 2 pools you have options. Since it's my place I do what I want, with guests I offer one concession and crap next to the skimmers as a courtesy, but don't expect it every time.

I've read this three times and conclude either you took your meds today or I did.

[soonerchk]

With 2 pools you have options. Since it's my place I do what I want, with guests I offer one concession and crap next to the skimmers as a courtesy, but don't expect it every time.

Wow, I'd get to be an actual guest and not just random Okie trash? YAY ME!

[SoCaliSooner]

Wow, I'd get to be an actual guest and not just random Okie trash? YAY ME!

That is no way to refer to my father, we put him in Tommy Bahama clothing and tell him to not speak.

[JDMT]

I'm going to hell, because i'm not going to St Louis.

[soonerchk]

That is no way to refer to my father, we put him in Tommy Bahama clothing and tell him to not speak.

He has guns, you aren't going to argue with him.

[SoCaliSooner]

I'm going to hell, because i'm not going to St Louis.

I think hell is now Joplin...so you aren't going to either.

[DIB]

Don't pee in the Amazon or evil fish will swim up your urine and attach themselves to your peener hole. True story.

[3rdgensooner]

Don't pee in the Amazon or evil fish will swim up your urine and attach themselves to your peener hole. True story.I think they actually go in through the peener hole on their way to eating your gray matter.


I am a member of a human piranha club. Our primary mission is to get men to cook succulent meats while we swim until we're ready to consume said meats.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I pee'd in a pond once and a perch tried to swim up my turd slide...very true story

[StoopTroup]

How much powdered jello does it take to make someone's pool need a good scooping? :D

[soonerchk]

I


I am a member of a human piranha club. Our primary mission is to get men to cook succulent meats while we swim until we're ready to consume said meats.

It's true, I am also in that club. Except for the swimming part, I'm more of a loller.

[Cheez-It]

I think they actually go in through the peener hole on their way to eating your gray matter.


I am a member of a human piranha club. Our primary mission is to get men to cook succulent meats while we swim until we're ready to consume said meats.

What is the secondary mission??

[soonerchk]

What is the secondary mission??

See how little we can accomplish whilst others do our bidding.

Oh wait, that's actually my primary mission, nevermind.

[SoCaliSooner]

Those fish will have to go through a lot of brown matter before they get to any grey. I defensively eat for just such occasions.

[3rdgensooner]

What is the secondary mission??More meat.

[Oldnslo]

As it happens, I am wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt. And I'm just back from the mens' room and a fine urination. With my meat intact. But I'm not related to anyone in the thread.

Except my fellow Jew, Dean.

[WichitaSooner]

Not that I'm suggesting in ANY fashion that I'm a Miller....but there is NO way I could pee on someone if asked. Even if I had been drinking alcohol (which I've been known to do...).

Really????? Why does that surprise me?? Should I be surprised? Now I can't remember... damn...






:D

[NormanPride]

As it happens, I am wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt. And I'm just back from the mens' room and a fine urination. With my meat intact. But I'm not related to anyone in the thread.

Except my fellow Jew, Dean.
Whoa! Wait... wait...

Where'd you get the shirt?

[soonerchk]

What is the secondary mission??

I changed my mind. My secondary mission is now dessert.

[jk the sooner fan]

I changed my mind. My secondary mission is now dessert.

when did this change from "shoes?"

[Okla-homey]

According to this (http://www.thesuperficial.com/kim-kardashian-is-engaged-05-2011)

Several different responses leapt to mind:

1) ZOMG!!!

2) in what?

3) Now there's a guy who doesn't mind a girl with a past.

dumarse better get a pre-nup. srsly.

[soonerchk]

when did this change from "shoes?"

I was hungry, therefore dessert was more important than shoes. Now that I am not hungry, shoes are more important. Try to keep up.:P

[StoopTroup]

dumarse better get a pre-nup. srsly.

She might have more dough than him...

[jkjsooner]

I pee in the lake/ocean/river/pond. I do NOT pee in a pool. Nasty mother****er.

Ain't nothing like having six beers sitting in a tube floating down the river. It's just a constant stream of pee. Problem is the 20 or so folks around you are peeing constantly as well... But, hey, how many times can you drink a six pack and never have to get up to go to the bathroom?

They need to design a swim up bar in the ocean. I hate having to leave the pool every 30 minutes to go urinate.

[tulsaoilerfan]

That used car has some miles on it. Some rapper/pimp filmed himself "driving" that car too. No thanks.

There isn't a swinging dick on this message board that wouldn't tap that *** if it was offered to them

[Breadburner]

Shes a mud shark.....

[Soonerson1975]

When did she start dating white guys?

[texaspokieokie]

She might have more dough than him...

stupid question;

how'd she ever get any money.
work for heidi fleiss ??

[C&CDean]

There isn't a swinging dick on this message board that wouldn't tap that *** if it was offered to them

Wrong again. I'd rather stick my dick in a food processor. It'd be safer.

[DIB]

stupid question;

how'd she ever get any money.
work for heidi fleiss ??

She gets paid an obscene amount of money for her ****ty reality show.

[Oldnslo]

I don't think I'd do her either. I'd rather do Paris, and I KNOW she's herped up! In other words, I don't want to do Paris.

[soonerchk]

She gets paid an obscene amount of money for her ****ty reality show.

She's got a bunch of endorsements too. She probably does out earn him.

[3rdgensooner]

Shes a mud shark.....Stay classy

[SoCaliSooner]

If there is one entire family that I wouldn't mind seeing in a fiery disfiguring traffic collision....it's them.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Kim Kardashian and her entire family is proof that we need a maximum wage as much as a minimum wage.

[3rdgensooner]

If there is one entire family that I wouldn't mind seeing in a fiery disfiguring traffic collision....it's them.Did they poop on your porch?

[soonerchk]

Kim Kardashian and her entire family is proof that we need a maximum wage as much as a minimum wage.

Meh, people want to pay them. Whatever, there's a sucker born every minute.



Did they poop on your porch?

Peed in his pool.

[SoCaliSooner]

Did they poop on your porch?

They pooped on the front porch of America.

[DIB]

They pooped on the front porch of America.

And they peed in America's gene pool

[Breadburner]

Stay classy

Sure thing Kim....

[C&CDean]

Mud Sh-sh-shark
We're gonna do a little dancing,
A little dancing thing called the Mud Shark
Now, this dance started up in Seattle

Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark...
The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows: There's a motel in Seattle, Washington called the Edgewater Inn. The Edgewater Inn's built on a pier.. so that means that when you look out your window you don't see any dirt -- it's got a bay or something out in your backyard,,, And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of the aforementioned motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the residents can go down whenever they want to, and rent a fishing pole and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open the window, stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes actually catch a fish of some sort that they can bring into their motel room and do whatever they want with it... you know what I mean? Now in this bay there's quite a variety of ah... fish! Not only do they have mud sharks up there, they got little octopusses that you can catch. And all these denizens of the deep can come in real handy... Let's say you were a travelling Rock and Roll band called the Vanilla Fudge. Let's
say one night you checked into the Edgewater Inn Motel with a 8mm movie camera, enough money to rent a pole, and just to make it more interesting -- a succulent young lady (Mnaaaah!) with a taste for the bizarre... My mind drifts back to a meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport where the members of the Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie they made at the Edgewater Inn with a Mud Shark. I'm gonna tell you, this dance, the Mud Shark, is sweeping the ocean!...

Out
You go out
So far out
You do the Mud Shark. baby ... etc

[SoCaliSooner]

Stay classy


Sure thing Kim....

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/fdmedictomc/random/m_a0ad9a161e132bee3b5df9103b0111f2.gif

[JohnnyMack]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/fdmedictomc/random/m_a0ad9a161e132bee3b5df9103b0111f2.gif

That was on last night!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/1111__NEW/SucculentAss.jpg

[OULenexaman]

Mud Sh-sh-shark
We're gonna do a little dancing,
A little dancing thing called the Mud Shark
Now, this dance started up in Seattle

Lemme tell you 'bout the Mud Shark...
The origins of the Mud Shark are as follows: There's a motel in Seattle, Washington called the Edgewater Inn. The Edgewater Inn's built on a pier.. so that means that when you look out your window you don't see any dirt -- it's got a bay or something out in your backyard,,, And to make it even more interesting, in the lobby of the aforementioned motel there's a bait and tackle shop where the residents can go down whenever they want to, and rent a fishing pole and some preserved minnows and schlep back up to their rooms, open the window, stick their little pole outside and within a few minutes actually catch a fish of some sort that they can bring into their motel room and do whatever they want with it... you know what I mean? Now in this bay there's quite a variety of ah... fish! Not only do they have mud sharks up there, they got little octopusses that you can catch. And all these denizens of the deep can come in real handy... Let's say you were a travelling Rock and Roll band called the Vanilla Fudge. Let's
say one night you checked into the Edgewater Inn Motel with a 8mm movie camera, enough money to rent a pole, and just to make it more interesting -- a succulent young lady (Mnaaaah!) with a taste for the bizarre... My mind drifts back to a meeting, a chance meeting in the Chicago O'Hare Airport where the members of the Vanilla Fudge told Don Preston about a home movie they made at the Edgewater Inn with a Mud Shark. I'm gonna tell you, this dance, the Mud Shark, is sweeping the ocean!...

Out
You go out
So far out
You do the Mud Shark. baby ... etc ah yes...the Mothers....

[NormanPride]

Hell yes, Zappa was wise.

[oudavid1]

I never knew how she was famous until this girl i was seeing told me.


Thanks Ray-J :D

[Sooner_Tuf]

I have never been that drunk.