Brandon Weeden

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=181&f=2336&t=7529910

This thread got me thinking....Brandon Weeden is so amazing lets give him a Chuck Norris like status. I'll start


Brandon Weeden is well beyond "Tom Cruise" level in Scientology. He just prefers not to brag about it.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

A fresh set of downs is actually not 10 yards as historically thought. It's actually the length of Brandon Weeden's penis

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Brandon Weeden will be inducted into the college football hall of fame before he finishes the upcoming semester. He's literally that good

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

OSU lost in stoolwater last season to OU. The Weeden giveth and the Weeden taketh away

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Brandon Weeden's thumb was supposedly hurt all last season. Such an injury would cripple lesser men. Gundy's hair gel can fix that too

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Brandon Weeden was once asked about how it's like being a ginger in today's world. That reporter was instantly incinerated

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Brandon Weeden's carpet does indeed match the drapes


He's a licensed interior decorator

[TheLadiesMike]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6643/grandpasimpson.gif

[badger]

Brandon Weeden is so old that he subs for father time in the offseason (since OSU hardly ever plays in January 1 bowls) :stunned:

[BillyBall]

http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/6643/grandpasimpson.gif

That's the first time I've laughed at something on this site in months. Well done.

[DentonSoonerFan]

Brandon Weeden once threw the football 100 yds. to himself.

[LASooner]

Brandon Weeden is so smart he's going to leave OSU with the ability to read.

[Osama Bin Laden]

This is possibly the worst thread in the history of the internet. Except for the awesome gif.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

This is possibly the worst thread in the history of the internet. Except for the awesome gif.

Thanks for the dynamite input

[LVSOONER15]

Sharks have a week dedicated to Brandon Weeden.

And those pokes really make some outrageous claims.

[badger]

This is possibly the worst thread in the history of the internet. Except for the awesome gif.

Brandon Weeden still uses a typewriter and has no idea the worst thread in the history of the internet or awesome gif exist.

[StoopTroup]

This is possibly the worst thread in the history of the internet. Except for the awesome gif.

Do bones float?

[Osama Bin Laden]

Do bones float?

Somebody never learned to swim

[oudavid1]

Brandon Weeden had "the best receiver in college football", "the best coordinator", and home field advantage, and still lost to Landry Jones. But somehow is still better.

[texaspokieokie]

maybe OU has a better defense.

[SoonerofAlabama]

From that site:

Weeden over Luck... no question.

Reasons:
1. Weeden is older
2. Weeden is more mature
3. Weeden commands respect because of age- players look up to him
4. Weeden is at the male physical peak age
5. Weeden loves OSU
6. Weeden is as accurate as it gets (keep in mind he had a messed up thumb all of last season)
7. Weeden has a rapport with our receivers
8. Weeden knows this playbook inside out, he's practically a coach himself
9. Weeden has shown a tenacity to win close games
10. I'm not so sure Stanford's coach wouldn't want Weeden over Luck...

1 and 2 are the same thing. What's up with four? 5 is dumb. 6 is all OSU. 9 is hilarious. 10 is just plain stupid.

[humblesooner]

From that site:

Weeden over Luck... no question.

Reasons:
1. Weeden is older
2. Weeden is more mature
3. Weeden commands respect because of age- players look up to him
4. Weeden is at the male physical peak age
5. Weeden loves OSU
6. Weeden is as accurate as it gets (keep in mind he had a messed up thumb all of last season)
7. Weeden has a rapport with our receivers
8. Weeden knows this playbook inside out, he's practically a coach himself
9. Weeden has shown a tenacity to win close games
10. I'm not so sure Stanford's coach wouldn't want Weeden over Luck...

All 10 are just plain stupid.

FIFY

[SoonerofAlabama]

true

[LakeRat]

Wow!

If someone were to make this thread about Landry and Luck, he would have been laughed at.

Luck is the best QB in college this year. Weeden is top 10. Landry is top 3.

[badger]

Brandon Weeden history:

The first 10,000 years of his life are undocumented. However, at some point after outliving Methuselah, Weeden was drafted by the Yankees in the second round.
http://www.sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/images/thumb/6/60/TyWeeden.jpg/250px-TyWeeden.jpg
(that's his younger brother, I'm too lazy to find Brandon)

After realizing how hard it is to collect major league paychecks in the minor league, Weeden decided that sitting behind Alex Cate on the OSU depth chart would be easier.
http://grfx.cstv.com/photos/schools/okst/sports/m-footbl/auto_action/3922041.jpeg
(Weeden pictured here telling injured Zac Robinson how much he can't believe Gundy put him behind Alex Cate on the depth chart)

Weeden was hailed the second coming of Pat Jones for saving OSU from a horribly embarrassing home loss on Thursday night national television.
http://gundyslettuce.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/weeden-black-jersey1.jpg
(Weeden thinks OSU struggled against Colorado that night because CU's colors are black, not OSU's)

Weeden lost to OU at home, putting him in the same category as pretty muche every OSU quarterback in the history of college football.
http://www.dallasnews.com/incoming/20110519-austin_box.jpg.ece/ALTERNATES/w260/AUSTIN_BOX.JPG
(Austin Box was Weeden's favorite receiver in said OU loss, may he rest in peace)

Weeden decided not to turn pro, because of how much he liked going to mid-tier bowl games.
http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/football/college/img14541868.jpg
(Weeden and Blackmon wonder if they'd both get drafted if the NFL expanded the Draft to 10 rounds)

Thank you, Brandon Weeden, for revealing to the world that OSU actually gave you all co-co-Big 12 South championship rings.
http://i54.tinypic.com/1zn7h3a.png
(Note that Brandon's ring is upside-down)

[soonerboomer93]

Weeden doesn't get kicked out of casino's, he kicks casino's out him.

[budbarrybob]

Weeden isn't afraid of the dark.
He just sleeps better with the lights on. [hairGel]

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Weeden's bird baths have been known to attract bald eagles

[tm250]

Brandon Weeden is so good that he did not win sh@t last season but still got a ring.....

[mightysooner]

Brandon Weeden so good he throw receivers to the ball.

[BOOMERBRADLEY]

Brandon Weeden once went 10 rounds with Tyson. He beat him so bad Tyson decided to take up acting

[Dr. Jelly Finger]

Weeden eats Kellogg's Gravel n' Nails for breakfast

[deweydw]

... thinks asphalt is rectum trouble.

[madillsoonerfan5353]

...mother has a tattoo that reads SON.

:gary:

[madillsoonerfan5353]

....wears Pistol Pete jorts with :stunned: on the front..

:gary:

[Flagstaffsooner]

...Calls Chris Weinke a young pup.

[deweydw]

... doesn't pick his nose. But does like to smell his own farts.

[texaspokieokie]

All of the (remotely) good material must've been used on chuck norris.

[SoonerofAlabama]

All of the (remotely) good material must've been used on chuck norris.

Agreed

[picasso]

He's no Brandon Weeden.

[SoonerofAlabama]

He's no Brandon Weeden.

It is hard to match up with him though. He is a co-co-Big XII Champion. He even has a ring to show for it.

[picasso]

It is hard to match up with him though. He is a co-co-Big XII Champion. He even has a ring to show for it.

Yeah but if Gundy would have put Weeden in for Brandon Weeden they may have beaten us um last year.

[SoonerofAlabama]

Yes, but Weeden was already playing center when Brandon Weeden was playing QB. If Weeden had gone in for Weeden, then Weeden would have had to switch to TE since two Brandon Weedens couldn't touch because the universe would implode on itself.