I'm bored early

[jk the sooner fan]

so i'm gonna stir the pot a little

12 reasons to vote Democrat

12 Reasons....A List That Explains Most Everything


1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody but white males and Christians is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free healthcare, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ***, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

[Howzit]

Dirty lib.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I gotcha beat. I'm so bored, I fell asleep after reading the first two lines.

The benedryl I took a while ago didn't help, either.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I just scribbled out the R on my voter registration card and penciled in a D...thanks for showing me the light...

[delhalew]

Nice. Those are way better reasons than "Chris Matthews told me to".

[King Fuzzy]

Oh, I get it... It's "I voted democrat because", but it's really written by a conservative who thinks democrats are idiots.


That is soooooooo clever and special. Thank you for sharing this important document. Did you write it yourself? Because way cool if you did. Mad props.

[Peach Fuzz]

gonna send this to a few dumbass college kids, you guys would be amused if you knew the views of the students

btw who says "mad props" are you mc hammer?

[jk the sooner fan]

jesus you'd think by stating up front "i'm bored early, i'm going to stir the pot"

that this
http://www.westridgeshores.com/images/2007/basket_of_fish.jpg
wouldn't happen quite so quickly

[lexsooner]

so i'm gonna stir the pot a little

12 reasons to vote Democrat

12 Reasons....A List That Explains Most Everything


1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody but white males and Christians is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free healthcare, education, and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ***, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

Sorry, but both political parties suck. A vote for either party is a vote for the special interests they represent, whether it be Wall Street, corporate American, unions, whomever. They really don't differ much.

[pphilfran]

Looks to me it is reasonably accurate...

[Mississippi Sooner]

jesus you'd think by stating up front "i'm bored early, i'm going to stir the pot"

that this
http://www.westridgeshores.com/images/2007/basket_of_fish.jpg
wouldn't happen quite so quickly

I'd like to have all the crappie in that net, please.

[The Profit]

jesus you'd think by stating up front "i'm bored early, i'm going to stir the pot"

that this
http://www.westridgeshores.com/images/2007/basket_of_fish.jpg
wouldn't happen quite so quickly




That one fish has its eye open.

[King Fuzzy]

gonna send this to a few dumbass college kids, you guys would be amused if you knew the views of the students

btw who says "mad props" are you mc hammer?


You're just mad because I put Fuzz in my name. Go troll someone who cares.

[Peach Fuzz]

Yeah im ****in pissed off.... if I see you you're gonna be pickin up your teeth. ZZZzzzZZZzzz

[jk the sooner fan]

That one fish has its eye open.

he's watching you!

[delhalew]

jesus you'd think by stating up front "i'm bored early, i'm going to stir the pot"

that this
http://www.westridgeshores.com/images/2007/basket_of_fish.jpg
wouldn't happen quite so quickly

For realz. Our socialist masters want you to give me at least one crappie, as I have none.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

jk, I couldn't agree with you more. You are bored.

[pphilfran]

jesus you'd think by stating up front "i'm bored early, i'm going to stir the pot"

that this
http://www.westridgeshores.com/images/2007/basket_of_fish.jpg
wouldn't happen quite so quickly

I believe you have exceeded the Oklahoma limit of 37 crappie...don't be surprised if F&G come knocking on your door....

[C&CDean]

Except that roughly half of them are bluegills.

[pphilfran]

For realz. Our socialist masters want you to give me at least one crappie, as I have none.

No can do...but I will teach ya to fish...

[Peach Fuzz]

is that bad?

[Howzit]

Except that roughly half of them are bluegills.

IBTL

[jk the sooner fan]

jk, I couldn't agree with you more. You are bored.

oh but you could agree with me more - you're simply not trying hard enough

[pphilfran]

Except that roughly half of them are bluegills.

Don't matter to F&G...the burden of proof is on you...

[King Fuzzy]

For realz. Our socialist masters want you to give me at least one crappie, as I have none.


Wrong again rethuglican. Our socialist masters want to put a stop to such unsustainable behavior altogether. Fish are friends, not food. In the future you will eat the soylent green of your elders, and like it!

[jk the sooner fan]

Don't matter to F&G...the burden of proof is on you...

well there's no gator in that basket, so thats a start

[JohnnyMack]

Sorry, but both political parties suck. A vote for either party is a vote for the special interests they represent, whether it be Wall Street, corporate American, unions, whomever. They really don't differ much.

Word.

[delhalew]

Wrong again rethuglican. Our socialist masters want to put a stop to such unsustainable behavior altogether. Fish are friends, not food. In the future you will eat the soylent green of your elders, and like it!

D'oht! I'm starting to think people aren't worth much more than a paste for consumption.

[3rdgensooner]

I'm still bored.

[The Profit]

Except that roughly half of them are bluegills.



Bluegills are good, but Crappie are better.