bat ****?

[Mongo]

as in "you are bat **** crazy". how much is bat ****? what is above and below the level of bat ****?

[jk the sooner fan]

hmmm, this requires a lot of thought

let me ponder it and get back to you

[Midtowner]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Peach Fuzz]

I think it is formed while a person is still a fetus, if the fetus has a xx chromosome, most likely it is not bat **** crazy. XY just looks bat **** crazy, and indeed most of their life, will be.

[delhalew]

Bat **** crazy is some top shelf crazy.

[jk the sooner fan]

i can't define bat **** crazy in a quantitative way

but i know it when i see it.....

[StoopTroup]

You can go out to Oxley Nature Center at dusk and dawn and as they leave or return you can stand there with your mouth open looking up and find some answers to your questions Mongo. I suggest a poncho and some safety glasses though. :D

[tcrb]

I dont give a **** about bat **** or bat **** crazy any more. The question for me has become "What is moonbat **** crazy?"

[Mississippi Sooner]

I remember George Carlin had a routine where he would go through all the variations on ****. He would spit them out, "bull****, horse****, dog****, bat****..." When he got to bat****, the audience would bust up. He said, "yeah, I heard a guy in Oklahoma say that."

So, I thought that was cool. According to Carlin, bat**** is 100% Okie.

[StoopTroup]

I bet it has something to do with taking peyote and dancing in a hail storm singing to caterpillars.

[Mongo]

I dont give a **** about bat **** or bat **** crazy any more. The question for me has become "What is moonbat **** crazy?"

moonbat **** crazy a a level I totally did not expect to see

[CrimsonJim]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

YWIA

[fadada1]

Bat**** crazy is the pinnacle of crazy. It's the BCS of crazy. It's the Babe Ruth of crazy. You get called Bat**** crazy... you'd feel better about someone insulting your mother.

[KABOOKIE]

In meixcan its pronounced guano loco

[Lawton4Life]

I got some on my shoes at Carlsbad when I was a kid and it sure didnt come off. It's some strong stuff.