for the "kids"

[jk the sooner fan]

here - maybe this will make you feel at home....

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f343/jksantee/IMAG0221.jpg

[SoCaliSooner]

Payless really is THE shoe source.

[jk the sooner fan]

if by payless, you mean johnston & murphy - then yes

[Jammin']

It's Tuesday? I'm confused.

[Mongo]

here - maybe this will make you feel at home....

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f343/jksantee/IMAG0221.jpg

nice black socks. you got a gold watch?:

[jk the sooner fan]

It's Tuesday? I'm confused.

just go with it - my friday shoes ARE payless......

[Howzit]

I can read those classified documents, you know.

Dear Wikileaks,

[jk the sooner fan]

nice black socks. you got a gold watch?:

jeezus you people are wrong

they are dark navy - as are the slacks

my watch is silver

[Howzit]

nice black socks. you got a gold watch?:

Where's the other guy?

[Mongo]

that's black and you know it

[Mongo]

and I can tell by your feet that your penis is hilariously tiny

[Howzit]

You have tiny feet. You know what that means.

[Howzit]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[Mongo]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

it's like we are holemates

[Howzit]

or something

[Mongo]

SEE!!!!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Wow, look at those cankles!

[3rdgensooner]

Mongo & Howzit want to see your peener.

[pphilfran]

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/051-1.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

and we're off.....

[Turd_Ferguson]

I can tell by the high arch in your left foot, that your peener hangs to the right...

[jk the sooner fan]

I can tell by the high arch in your left foot, that your peener hangs to the right...

nobody studies the male penis like you do

[Mjcpr]

http://www.katjcooper.com/2009/03/20/images/swollenfeet3-20-09%20005-thumb-400x300.jpg

[Turd_Ferguson]

nobody studies the male penis like you doblow me.

[jk the sooner fan]

blow me.

not my thing, maybe one of the other fella's can hook you up!

sorry dude, you walked right into that one - dont get your panties in a wad

[Howzit]

Mongo & Howzit want to see your peener.


Eh...I've seen it. Nothing to write home about.

[The Profit]

http://www.katjcooper.com/2009/03/20/images/swollenfeet3-20-09%20005-thumb-400x300.jpg




Those toes look like two five packs of Jimmy Dean Sausage. What's the deal with the toe ring. That is so 1980's.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

http://zhurnaly.com/images/zhurnalnet_z_images/toe/FrankenFeet_20050514.jpg

[Mongo]

Mongo & Howzit want to see your peener.

we have seen each other's. does that count?

[C&CDean]

Galdamn thems some nasty toenails.

[jk the sooner fan]

we have seen each other's. does that count?

seen, fondled, whatever it takes....

[The Profit]

http://zhurnaly.com/images/zhurnalnet_z_images/toe/FrankenFeet_20050514.jpg




Oh Shiz. What the hell happened?

[Howzit]

http://zhurnaly.com/images/zhurnalnet_z_images/toe/FrankenFeet_20050514.jpg


My God, I hate you.

[JohnnyMack]

Foot AIDS. Very common amongst teh gays.

[stevo]

noooooOOOOOoooo! don't ruin the feet up friday thread!!!

[jk the sooner fan]

noooooOOOOOoooo! don't ruin the feet up friday thread!!!

i was just trying to make you feel welcome

sigh........... :( :( :( :(








:D

[The Profit]

noooooOOOOOoooo! don't ruin the feet up friday thread!!!



We just got an early start. We'll move "tits up" to Fridays.

[Mongo]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/2011-05-24_09-43-32_458.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

bony *** feet - put some damn shoes on

[Mongo]

you are not the boss of me

[JohnnyMack]

Do you use the microworld thingy to look at your little weewee?

[pphilfran]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/2011-05-24_09-43-32_458.jpg

Your toe looks like Megan Fox's thumb...

[Mongo]

worship those pretty feet bitches

[stevo]

is that lighter fluid to the right?? or butter spray?

[pphilfran]

worship those pretty feet bitches

Yes, my Lord...

[Mongo]

yes

[Howzit]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/2011-05-24_09-43-32_458.jpg

You're boner is obviously boney.

[Mongo]

You're boner is obviously boney.

and it also has a nail on the tip too

[soonerchk]

You people are harsh. Thank you for reminding why I don't post pictures.:cool:

[saucysoonergal]

Mongo's second toe is longer than his big toe, he's a witch, burn her!!!

[pphilfran]

You people are harsh. Thank you for reminding why I don't post pictures.:cool:

Come on...it is just your feet...we will be nice...promise....

[Mongo]

You people are harsh. Thank you for reminding why I don't post pictures.:cool:

*****

[Howzit]

You people are harsh. Thank you for reminding why I don't post pictures.:cool:

It's bcause most of us know each other. Familiarity breeds contempt.

[Boomer.....]

Booty nip

[Mississippi Sooner]

Y'all know, in most muslim countries, this thread would be considered pron.

[Whet]

are you mud logging mongo?

[Boomer.....]

It looks like a suicide bomber already hit STEP's foot.

[Mongo]

are you mud logging mongo?

yep

[soonerchk]

Y'all know, in most muslim countries, this thread would be considered pron.

Now we know what Bin Laden was doing.:eek:

[Whet]

I kinda miss those days.....

[Mongo]

I kinda miss those days.....

meh, being around Alva blows

[saucysoonergal]

Are you hot bunking? ;)

[Mongo]

Are you hot bunking? ;)

nope, by myself. that is why I dont have shoes on. hell, just be thankful I have gym shorts on:D

[Whet]

I understand that! That's why I said "kinda." ;) For me, western Kansas was the suc!

[Whet]

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197027_207789602580402_100000480920838_809235_5362 313_n.jpg

[KABOOKIE]

Is that China Beach?

[achiro]

is that lighter fluid to the right??


yes

Admit it, you're in a meth lab.

[Whet]

Is that China Beach?

yes, how did you know that?

[Howzit]

Is that China Beach?


yes, how did you know that?

Um...there's Chinese peoples. Duh.

[Mjcpr]

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/hobbs70/2011-05-24_09-43-32_458.jpg

Your toe finger has a rather bulbous head.

[Mongo]

Your toe finger has a rather bulbous head.

good thing I didnt post a weener pic, or you *******s would really make me feel bad

[Whet]

Um...there's Chinese peoples. Duh.
The only people in the picture are members of my family!

From left to right: Cousin Billy, his kids - Eddy and Teddy, my niece's daughters - Mary and Terry, Uncle Lonnie, aunt Bonnie, her husband - Danny.

[SoCaliSooner]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/fdmedictomc/IMG_0237.jpg


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/fdmedictomc/IMG_0239.jpg

[Boomer.....]

The only people in the picture are members of my family!

From left to right: Cousin Billy, his kids - Eddy and Teddy, my niece's daughters - Mary and Terry, Uncle Lonnie, aunt Bonnie, her husband - Danny.

You're Chinese?

[jk the sooner fan]

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/fdmedictomc/IMG_0237.jpg


http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/fdmedictomc/IMG_0239.jpg

i like the K-Mart shorts - i wonder if they'd have my size in those

[SoCaliSooner]

i like the K-Mart shorts - i wonder if they'd have my size in those


I think Billabong makes a 46"....you're good to go.

[Fish&Game]

Billabong? So it was WalMart and not KMart?

[jk the sooner fan]

awesome!

[Mississippi Sooner]

I can honestly say that I've never even considered taking a picture of my own feet.

But maybe that's what I've been missing all this time. Maybe the foot picture people have it all figured out. I'm gonna have to ponder this.

[SoCaliSooner]

Billabong? So it was WalMart and not KMart?

Huntington Surf and Sport....2010 I believe...youth smedium.

[soonerchk]

I can honestly say that I've never even considered taking a picture of my own feet.

But maybe that's what I've been missing all this time. Maybe the foot picture people have it all figured out. I'm gonna have to ponder this.

I do it except my desk is messy and you people are harsh.

[Mississippi Sooner]

I do it except my desk is messy and you people are harsh.

Plenty of harshness here, but not from me. Not when it comes to feet. My own feet are so ugly they've been known to scare small children.

[soonerchk]

I don't think I want to know what small children were doing with your feet.

[Howzit]

The only people in the picture are members of my family!

From left to right: Cousin Billy, his kids - Eddy and Teddy, my niece's daughters - Mary and Terry, Uncle Lonnie, aunt Bonnie, her husband - Danny.

Is their last name Ming?

[SoCaliSooner]

I do it except my desk is messy and you people are harsh.

Put on your big girl panties and wade in with reckless abandon. Worst than can happen is a Billy Bob fresh from Hometown Buffet, who can't see his own feet, pops a boner and in a state of confusion says he is not impressed...while picking the fried chicken from his teeth with a butter knife.

[Howzit]

I can honestly say that I've never even considered taking a picture of my own feet.

But maybe that's what I've been missing all this time. Maybe the foot picture people have it all figured out. I'm gonna have to ponder this.

I posted a pic of my toes years ago. They were all black and blue under the nails from so many miles if running, I think I was training for a marathon at the time.

I tried to find the thread but I guess it was too long ago.

[Mjcpr]

I posted a pic of my toes years ago. They were all black and blue under the nails from so many miles if running, I think I was training for a marathon at the time.

I tried to find the thread but I guess it was too long ago.

I don't know which is hotter....that, your bloody nips or you in a elf's outfit.

Maybe sauce could help us decide.

[pphilfran]

Put on your big girl panties and wade in with reckless abandon. Worst than can happen is a Billy Bob fresh from Hometown Buffet, who can't see his own feet, pops a boner and in a state of confusion says he is not impressed...while picking the fried chicken from his teeth with a butter knife.

How did you know I was eatin' fried chicken?

[saucysoonergal]

I don't know which is hotter....that, your bloody nips or you in a elf's outfit.

Maybe sauce could help us decide.

You called. I will place them in order of hotness:

1) Elf outfit. You get to see Howzie rockin' it Christmas stlye. Bonus: knobby kneed cohort.

2) Bloody nips. Nuff said

3) Feet. Mongo showed us that is never a good thing! ;)

[OULenexaman]

The only people in the picture are members of my family!

From left to right: Cousin Billy, his kids - Eddy and Teddy, my niece's daughters - Mary and Terry, Uncle Lonnie, aunt Bonnie, her husband - Danny. I heard a banjo after I read this...:D

[Howzit]

I don't know which is hotter....that, your bloody nips or you in a elf's outfit.

Maybe sauce could help us decide.

Stop it. You're making me blush.

[Howzit]

You called. I will place them in order of hotness:

1) Elf outfit. You get to see Howzie rockin' it Christmas stlye. Bonus: knobby kneed cohort.

2) Bloody nips. Nuff said

3) Feet. Mongo showed us that is never a good thing! ;)

I've still got that outfit. Chick (not chk) plays Mrs Santa and I play Mrs Santa's little helper.

[jk the sooner fan]

way too much talk

not enough feet/shoes

[pphilfran]

way too much talk

not enough feet/shoes

I agree...I bared all....kinda...

[Howzit]

way too much talk

not enough feet/shoesI meant to ask, are you part Japanese?

[C&CDean]

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/1962/dsc0298h.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/838/dsc0298h.jpg/)

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[Howzit]

Ooooh, Dean's getting pedi's!

[C&CDean]

Those ain't my feet dumas.

[pphilfran]

You got three feet?

[Howzit]

Those ain't my feet dumas.

Uh huh. Like Mjcpr has this "friend" with an ed issue.

[Howzit]

way too much talk

not enough feet/shoes


I meant to ask, are you part Japanese?

I SAID ARE YOU PART JAPANESE?!?!?

[jk the sooner fan]

just the good parts

[pphilfran]

Those ain't my feet dumas.

Right...I always took ya as a metrosexual...

[Howzit]

just the good parts

Ok, then are your feet Japanese? Because it looks kind of like they were bound when you were a baby.

Kind of.

[WichitaSooner]

Come on...it is just your feet...we will be nice...promise....

Wow, philfran... SOMEONE'S a foot guy... lol

[C&CDean]

Right...I always took ya as a metrosexual...

I drive a truck, not a gay-assed POS poseur Porsche. Just sayin'.

[pphilfran]

I drive a truck, not a gay-assed POS poseur Porsche. Just sayin'.

Hold on...I ain't go no metrosexual 911...nuttin electric...no air...hell, it ain't even got heat on the passenger side...

[3rdgensooner]

I did not realize that Porsches had gay asses.

[C&CDean]

I did not realize that Porsches had gay asses.

Look at one a little closer next time. You'll see what I'm talking.

[pphilfran]

Look at one a little closer next time. You'll see what I'm talking.

I also have an F250 diesel...does that balance me out?

[stoops the eternal pimp]

If anybody has a keen eye for gay asses, it's dean.

[StoopTroup]

I tried to take a pic of my feet but I'm gonna have to wait until the Wife gets Home and holds Mr. Johnson out of the way.

[pphilfran]

I tried to take a pic of my feet but I'm gonna have to wait until the Wife gets Home and holds Mr. Johnson out of the way.


Be prepared and get the tweezers and magnifying glass handy...

[C&CDean]

I tried to take a pic of my feet but I'm gonna have to wait until the Wife gets Home and holds Mr. Johnson out of the way.

So, you're calling your beer gut Mr Johnson these days eh? I'm down with that.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

This is my right foot...size 15....if you would like to see my left foot, leave me a spek comment with 50 words or less explaining why I should.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7343/footi.jpg

[Howzit]

This is my right foot...size 15....if you would like to see my left foot, leave me a spek comment with 50 words or less explaining why I should.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7343/footi.jpg

I have seen your weener and there is no way your foot is that big.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

You just saw the first half mister" I thought you were chicksooner in here peeing."

[Howzit]

You just saw the first half mister" I thought you chicksooner in here peeing."

No, I not chicksooner in here peeing.

Over.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Sorry...Just recalling that incident brings sorrow and joy at the same time.

What happened later was 100% joy..

[stoops the eternal pimp]

1 winner so far on the spek comments


I will set you on fire and **** on your face after I skull **** your eye sockets once I pop your eyes out with a melon baller and then I'll **** on your smoldering corpse while I chop it to pieces and shove them in a garbage disposal.

[Howzit]

For the record, that was not me.

Sounds like a Turd special.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

It was from someone very special to me...I won't tell you his name, but his initials are JohnnyMack

[Howzit]

Dang. He must be hispanic to have that many names.

[JohnnyMack]

Wasn't me. I've been in my tornado shelter.

[Howzit]

Well duh, he said those were the guy's initials.

Dumas.

[StoopTroup]

So, you're calling your beer gut Mr Johnson these days eh? I'm down with that.

I don't drink beer anymore and I'm down to 149 lbs and I get fed through a feeding tube now....but they are keeping me alive because of the freak of nature that doesn't allow me to take pics of my feet, :D

[Mongo]

You called. I will place them in order of hotness:

1) Elf outfit. You get to see Howzie rockin' it Christmas stlye. Bonus: knobby kneed cohort.

2) Bloody nips. Nuff said

3) Feet. Mongo showed us that is never a good thing! ;)

eff you. where are pics of your dogs missy?

[C&CDean]

I don't drink beer anymore and I'm down to 149 lbs and I get fed through a feeding tube now....but they are keeping me alive because of the freak of nature that doesn't allow me to take pics of my feet, :D

After seeing no less than 100 pics of your high-fat, high-carbohydrate existence in the past week, I'm calling serious BS on this one amigo. Billy Sims' ribs are more than 149 lbs.

[Cheez-It]

I'll play:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/soonrgirl/be734145.jpg

[SoCaliSooner]

I'll play:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/soonrgirl/be734145.jpg

You're a chick? Or a dude with some issues?

[Cheez-It]

You're a chick? Or a dude with some issues?

I've always been a chick.

[SoCaliSooner]

Color me half chubbed...

[Cheez-It]

Color me half chubbed...

Only half?? What can I do to help?

[Pozey]

I'll play:

http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l167/soonrgirl/be734145.jpg

Hawt!!

[pphilfran]

Only half?? What can I do to help?

Yee haw! I can even feel those spiked heels digging into my back...

[SoCaliSooner]

Only half?? What can I do to help?

Well....you can keep the shoes on...but a few other things will have to go..

[jk the sooner fan]

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f343/jksantee/IMAG0222.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

You're a chick? Or a dude with some issues?

She'd posted something a while back that pretty much gave it away

[Turd_Ferguson]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2647/3981702074_43833333f9.jpg

[Howzit]

Only half?? What can I do to help?

Chaps.

[jk the sooner fan]

Chaps.

the assless kind

[JohnnyMack]

Chaps.

Yeah those Texas cheerleaders are pretty much the best thing Austin ever created.

[WichitaSooner]

the assless kind

chaps, by definition, are assless.... chaps WITH asses are called PANTS...

You don't say sleeveless vest, do you?

[jk the sooner fan]

chaps, by definition, are assless.... chaps WITH asses are called PANTS...

You don't say sleeveless vest, do you?

actually i do.......am i not supposed too?

[WichitaSooner]

actually i do.......am i not supposed too?

Let me guess... you also say "PIN number" and "ATM machine"

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/english-do-you-speak-it-demotivational-poster.jpg

[soonerboomer93]

behold the blinding power of:

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/130/f9ef41d1e1e7473590d2abf5cf4fb1f6/l.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

teach me master - please.....i am a sponge and ready to absorb all your wisdom

[WichitaSooner]

teach me master - please.....i am a sponge and ready to absorb all your wisdom

Eh, don't feel bad. Sadly there are more Americans that can't speak our language fluently, than there are that can... You are in the majority, if that makes you feel any better.

[jk the sooner fan]

can you tell me how to spell or say 'condescending humorless dooshbag correctly? i want to make sure i use it properly

[pphilfran]

The thread title is "for the kids"...it didn't say "act like one"....;)

[3rdgensooner]

As the originator of the "put your feet up Friday" thread, I guess I should contribute:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2673/imag0159r.jpg

[JohnnyMack]

I thought it was agreed upon that language smack on the innerwebs was akin to child molesting.

[WichitaSooner]

can you tell me how to spell or say 'condescending humorless dooshbag correctly? i want to make sure i use it properly

I didn't mean to be condescending, which means talk down to you, but I just find it sad that most Americans don't find enough effort to speak ONE language fluently.

Is that humorless enough for you?

[pphilfran]

You da man, 3G...kinda...

[soonerchk]

As the originator of the "put your feet up Friday" thread, I guess I should contribute:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2673/imag0159r.jpg

Cute shoes!

[3rdgensooner]

Eh, don't feel bad. Is "Eh" a word?

[jk the sooner fan]

I didn't mean to be condescending, which means talk down to you, but I just find it sad that most Americans don't find enough effort to speak ONE language fluently.

Is that humorless enough for you?

humorless in that you didnt get the humor in my "assless chaps" comment - and then had to point it out to me - as if i didnt know

but here - let me add a clarification to my original comment to help you out

"make sure they are the assless kind"

*note - i recognize that chaps ARE assless, but i'm using a brand of humor where i accentuate the obvious in order to focus the attention on that specific part of the body

[jk the sooner fan]

As the originator of the "put your feet up Friday" thread, I guess I should contribute:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2673/imag0159r.jpg

golf clap for you and Cheez it

[3rdgensooner]

You da man, 3G...kinda...You should hear me speak.


Cute shoes!Thankya!

[OULenexaman]

this thread is waking up an old fettish....

[WichitaSooner]

humorless in that you didnt get the humor in my "assless chaps" comment - and then had to point it out to me - as if i didnt know

but here - let me add a clarification to my original comment to help you out

"make sure they are the assless kind"

*note - i recognize that chaps ARE assless, but i'm using a brand of humor where i accentuate the obvious in order to focus the attention on that specific part of the body

I like the progress. Now if we could get your SHIFT key fixed you might be functionally grammatical very soon.

[pphilfran]

I like the progress. Now if we could get your SHIFT key fixed you might be functionally grammatical very soon.

:pop:

[saucysoonergal]

Leave JK alone!!!

http://media1.clipaday.com/embed/m_videos/thumbs/britney_alone_88u3.jpg

[jk the sooner fan]

I like the progress. Now if we could get your SHIFT key fixed you might be functionally grammatical very soon.

this is a message board on the internet

i'll save the formal stuff for the reports i write for the attorney's in the office

[pphilfran]

Leave JK alone!!!

http://media1.clipaday.com/embed/m_videos/thumbs/britney_alone_88u3.jpg

You ain't got no say until you show us your feet...

[WichitaSooner]

this is a message board on the internet

i'll save the formal stuff for the reports i write for the attorney's in the office

So you are the “Allen Iverson” of paralegals, huh?

“Practice? We talking ‘bout Practice?”

[jk the sooner fan]

paralegal? lmao......


there are zero paralegals in my office

[3rdgensooner]

You didn't answer my question, Wich.

But never mind, you two just get out the rulers and settle this. You're stinking up a fun thread.

[Romulus]

I didn't know JK was a paralegal. You learn something every day.

[jk the sooner fan]

I didn't know JK was a paralegal. You learn something every day.

i wasnt aware either.....pay cut coming......

[WichitaSooner]

paralegal? lmao......


there are zero paralegals in my office

I successfully used Allen Iverson in a grammar discussion and all you got out of it was that I called you a paralegal?

Wow. I feel like I just ate a hamburger while feeding the ribeye to the dog.

[JohnnyMack]

I thought you chased ambulances with Lid?

[jk the sooner fan]

I thought you chased ambulances with Lid?

what?

this is what you get for thinking

[Mississippi Sooner]

If you were paying attention, you'd notice that he has a deadbolt on his office door. Obviously some very serious and secret stuff going on there.

[Romulus]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/tlginbeth/feetup.jpg

[WichitaSooner]

You didn't answer my question, Wich.

But never mind, you two just get out the rulers and settle this. You're stinking up a fun thread.

Of course "eh" is a word. Have you never been to Canada?

[The Profit]

this thread is waking up an old fettish....

:D

[pphilfran]

Come on Profit...show us your old turf toe...

[The Profit]

Come on Profit...show us your old turf toe...



I only play on safe synthetic turf. My feet have never suffered the ill effects or poorly maintained natural grass fields.

[Mongo]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/tlginbeth/feetup.jpg

You know, the internet offers ALOT of porn for the discerning gentleman, you can go beyond bikini pics

[delhalew]

Easy breezy morning.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v653/delhalew/IMAG0083.jpg

[SoCaliSooner]

As the originator of the "put your feet up Friday" thread, I guess I should contribute:

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2673/imag0159r.jpg

I

just


http://img607.imageshack.us/img607/1656/jizz20005375.gif

[Fugue]

Am I an idiot or was there a thread like this a long time ago?

"Yes and yes" is an acceptable answer.

:P

[sanantoniosooner]

Am I an idiot or was there a thread like this a long time ago?

"Yes and yes" is an acceptable answer.

:P

how about "yes and no"?

[Fugue]

that is the best of the available answers

[3rdgensooner]

Am I an idiot or was there a thread like this a long time ago?

"Yes and yes" is an acceptable answer.

:P
I don't know the answer to the idiot question, but there was a thread like this that went on for months on another board. However, I'm pretty sure it didn't include tedious grammar smack.

[The Profit]

I don't know the answer to the idiot question, but there was a thread like this that went on for months on another board. However, I'm pretty sure it didn't include tedious grammar smack.





Just feet and shoes?

[3rdgensooner]

Just feet and shoes?Yes, in various positions and locales. It was the "It's Friday: Put your feet up" thread.

[SoCaliSooner]

I don't know the answer to the idiot question, but there was a thread like this that went on for months on another board. However, I'm pretty sure it didn't include tedious grammar smack.

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/fdmedictomc/firepics/AirAttack/FtheIW.jpg


Yes....'twas a glorious place without spot or wrinkle....

[WichitaSooner]

I don't know the answer to the idiot question, but there was a thread like this that went on for months on another board. However, I'm pretty sure it didn't include tedious grammar smack.

Yeah, well THIS thread was titled for the "kids" so I was doing my best to live up to the moniker...

[jk the sooner fan]

"kids" = the new people - as they were referred to in another thread

it's called sarcasm....

[WichitaSooner]

it's called sarcasm....

Yeah, so was "sleeveless vest" but that earned me the "condescending dooshbag" label. I guess I should have used the notorious sarcasm font.

[jk the sooner fan]

Yeah, so was "sleeveless vest" but that earned me the "condescending dooshbag" label. I guess I should have used the notorious sarcasm font.

to be fair, it was "condescending HUMORLESS dooshbag"

[JohnnyMack]

If jk calls you humorless, you should really reassess your life.

[The Profit]

Yeah, so was "sleeveless vest" but that earned me the "condescending dooshbag" label. I guess I should have used the notorious sarcasm font.




I am still laughing at his "azzless chaps," and his attempt to state that it was written with purpose.

[jk the sooner fan]

I am still laughing at his "azzless chaps," and his attempt to state that it was written with purpose.

i assure you that howzit got the humor

[stoops the eternal pimp]

howzit gets it alright

[WichitaSooner]

I am still laughing at his "azzless chaps," and his attempt to state that it was written with purpose.

Really? You think I was seriously stating it was written with purpose?

[The Profit]

Really? You think I was seriously stating it was written with purpose?



No, he was stating that it was written on purpose.....

[jk the sooner fan]

which it was......howzit and i post on another board where the humor is more homophobe-ish and sophomoric

it didnt translate here obviously - but it was intentional

[3rdgensooner]

which it was......howzit and i post on another board where the humor is more homophobe-ish and sophomoric
I can not imagine...no wait, I shan't imagine it.

[soonerboomer93]

If jk calls you humorless, you should really reassess your life.

To say this is true, would be an understatement

[jk the sooner fan]

i'm sensing a vibe here.......a theme......

[jk the sooner fan]

actually, they say confession is good for the soul

at the age of 47, i really didnt know that chaps only came in the assless variety...i could have sworn you had to special order those from Fredericks

living in Texas most of my life, along with the countless moves during my military career.......well, call me "chaps sheltered"...

anyway - i just needed to get that off my sleeveless vest......thanks for listening

[soonerboomer93]

turn the settings down and it won't be a strong

[JohnnyMack]

I love you, doesn't mean I think you're Jerry Seinfeld though.

[The Profit]

actually, they say confession is good for the soul

at the age of 47, i really didnt know that chaps only came in the assless variety...i could have sworn you had to special order those from Fredericks

living in Texas most of my life, along with the countless moves during my military career.......well, call me "chaps sheltered"...

anyway - i just needed to get that off my sleeveless vest......thanks for listening




That a'boy...Confesson is indeed good for the soul...God bless you.

[SoCaliSooner]

Jk... Who is in your avotard?

[jk the sooner fan]

Jk... Who is in your avotard?

me'tard..

[WichitaSooner]

Really? You think I was seriously stating it was written with purpose?

My bad profit... lol. I totally read that wrong...

[soonerchk]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n154/soonerchk_2006/download.jpg

[2121Sooner]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n154/soonerchk_2006/download.jpg

???
http://abovethelaw.com/_old/2009/10/07/breadline%209%20-%20Payless%20Shoe%20store.jpg

[soonerchk]

You're still pissed about the redspek, aren't you?

[2121Sooner]

I can't believe you just talked about spec.

The posse is gonna jihad your a$$ now!!!!!!

[3rdgensooner]

What color of red is that on your toes?

[soonerchk]

What color of pink is that on your toes?

Houston We Have a Purple, but it's much more pink than purple.

[The Profit]

http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n154/soonerchk_2006/download.jpg




Nice piggies. Compliments to your pedicurist.

[2121Sooner]

Houston We Have a Purple, but it's much more pink than purple.

Did you color them with a purple crayon?

[Cheez-It]

IT IS FRIDAY!! Post em!!

[soonerchk]

IT IS FRIDAY!! Post em!!

I would, but I'm heading out for a pedi in a couple of minutes.

[Mongo]

post what exactly?

[Mjcpr]

I would, but I'm heading out for a pedi in a couple of minutes.

Are you youngish school teacher?

Oh wait, that's pedo....

[JohnnyMack]

post what exactly?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xrQdgeBemZs/TEt41-EqkgI/AAAAAAAAABg/dYPGBCWoAiw/s1600/juggling-balls-stage-mmx-dx-shop%5B1%5D.jpg

[Mongo]

I dont want to get banned, or laughed at

[Blue]

nm