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MR2-Sooner86
5/21/2011, 12:15 PM
http://www.aftertherapturepetcare.com/

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Dear Fellow Christian:

As the Apostle Paul describes in Thessalonians as quoted above, at some point in the future Jesus will come in the air, catch up the Church from the earth, and then return to heaven with the Church. This is known as the Rapture and it will be glorious. But what of our pets? Who will take care of our pets when we're gone?

I'm Sharon Moss, and I'd like to help answer that question.
sanantoniosooner
5/21/2011, 12:19 PM
I'm starting to think we need to merge all the rapture threads.
crawfish
5/21/2011, 12:21 PM
No kidding. People are making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.
pphilfran
5/21/2011, 12:23 PM
No kidding. People are making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

:)
sanantoniosooner
5/21/2011, 12:25 PM
oh...I don't mind the jokes. I'd just like to see them all in the same thread instead of a new thread every 15 minutes.
Mongo
5/21/2011, 12:25 PM
No kidding. People are making rapture jokes like there's no tomorrow.

when did you get funny?
MR2-Sooner86
5/21/2011, 12:30 PM
**** YOU GUYS!!!

I'm trying to offer a service to others and you think it's a joke!? This is a big concern that I think needs to be addressed and you can't see the seriousness in it? Sons of bitches all of you.
sanantoniosooner
5/21/2011, 12:33 PM
Is your sig multiple choice?

Where is the "all of the above"?
BudSooner
5/21/2011, 12:39 PM
I just emailed Ozzy Osbourne to stay the **** away from my pet bat.
soonervegas
5/21/2011, 12:59 PM
I have trained my pets on basic survival skills and paw to paw combat in case of my departure.....
crawfish
5/21/2011, 01:01 PM
when did you get funny?

The same day you got handsome.

(Stole it off the internets)
Mississippi Sooner
5/21/2011, 01:02 PM
My pet tiger will consume my other pets. Then I'm sure he'll go on down the road and consume other people's pets, too. If you get left behind, I'd suggest you keep FiFi locked up
SoonerofAlabama
5/21/2011, 01:35 PM
Isn't the rapture supposed to be when the "non-sinners" go to heaven while the rest of us suffer until October 21st when the world ends?
Flagstaffsooner
5/21/2011, 01:42 PM
If I go the cats are going with me.

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to
welcome me." - Unknown
olevetonahill
5/21/2011, 01:46 PM
I thot it was already decided that Yall were just gonna drop em off here at the shack on yer way out.
Fish&Game
5/21/2011, 02:03 PM
I'll help olevet watch ya'lls pets;)
olevetonahill
5/21/2011, 05:48 PM
You bastards make sure and feed em before ya drop em off.:mad:
Just got the 1st one, A yeller cat that is starved to death, she acted skeered till I put a bowl of food down Now she loves me long time.
Guess if shes still here next week Ill be taking another critter to the vet to get Spayed.