Head Count, Who all got left behind?

[olevetonahill]

Im still here, Guess Ill have some coffee, then later have a party

[Mississippi Sooner]

Didn't that guy say this was going to happen by time zones? I didn't see anything on CNN about the rapture happening in Europe. Of course, it might be a big conspiracy by the liberal media to keep it quiet.

[Mongo]

does this mean we can finally have six point beer sold cold everywhere now that the baptists arent around?

[olevetonahill]

does this mean we can finally have six point beer sold cold everywhere now that the baptists arent around?

What makes ya think the baptist are leaving?

[Mongo]

good point:D

[thecynic]

crap, it's over? I fully expected to be here, but my wife and kids should be gone. I was hoping to copulate with some of the sinner wimmenz.
oh well, I smell breakfast cooking, life is still good.

[Mississippi Sooner]

It's not just the six point beer. Man, I hear that Oklahoma is finally gonna have a lottery. :eek:

[jk the sooner fan]

it's not till 6pm

damn non-believers......

[SoCaliSooner]

Life was filled with guns and war
And everyone got trampled on the floor
I wish we’d all been ready
Children died the days grew cold
A piece of bread could buy a bag of gold
I wish we’d all been ready
There’s no time to change your mind
The son has come and you’ve been left behind

[olevetonahill]

So i still got time to get durnk,:cool:

[Turd_Ferguson]

My whole fam damily's still here...not sure what that say's about us...:O

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

it's not till 6pm

damn non-believers......no shiite. Life's still good for a few more hours.

[olevetonahill]

My whole fam damily's still here...not sure what that say's about us...:O

Heathens.:P

[SanJoaquinSooner]

do all alligators go to heaven?

[JohnnyMack]

Present.

[Mongo]

Present.

God hates fags.

remember?

[JohnnyMack]

God hates fags.

remember?

Well, at least we've got each other.

[Mongo]

I could use a post rapture back rub. c'mere

[mgsooner]

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Wolves/ray_comfort-kirk_cameron.jpg

[Jacie]

it's not till 6pm

damn non-believers......

And it is possible that the only souls to be taken are currently in the U.S. so we have another 6 hours to find out if the Right Reverend Wright is right . . .

[Mississippi Sooner]

I'm sure that the giant grandfather clock in heaven is always on central standard time.

[lexsooner]

I slept very fitfully last night. Of course it had more to do with having too much bourbon. :)

[soonercruiser]

Too early too give up hope yet.
:(

(still here)

[stoopified]

God is a Thunder fan,rapture is set for five minutes after the Thunder beat down the Mavs.

[AlboSooner]

This thing proves that if you say nutty and scary things, people will pay 'tention.

[BudSooner]

Still here.

[olevetonahill]

Yup , Me to gonna have another beer then go fill the Feeder up.;)

[StoopTroup]

I figured Dallas Babe would be here as soon as you mentioned Head...

[LASooner]

The Bad news is the Rapture did happen, the good news is... yup we're all still here. Ya sinning bastards!

Jesus was quoted as saying, "I took a look at all the applicants, and just felt I wasn't ready to lower my standards to fill a quota so nobody got the call up to the majors, but I'll be keeping all your resumes on file and if there is a position you're qualified for in the future, I will get back to you."

[soonerhubs]

Posting from the 3rd Heaven. Right date. Wrong religion! I'll send a postcard soon! :D

[afs]

1.5 hours until PST Rapture time.

[olevetonahill]

Posting from the 3rd Heaven. Right date. Wrong religion! I'll send a postcard soon! :D

3rd Heaven? You Mormons is silly.:D

[StoopTroup]

Has anyone seen Kirk Cameron today?


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[jkjsooner]

Our bodies were not taken, just our consciousness. This is a zombie of myself posting right now. If you were taken, don't worry. Your zombie will keep your post count up. If you're aware of this post I'm sorry to say you were left behind.

Were your spouse and children taken? It's impossible to tell. Only they know unless you were lucky to have gone as well in which case it's not really you reading this.

[SoonerofAlabama]

Looks to me like he was wrong.

[opksooner]

So far so good. Hoping nothing I say today ends in mid sent

[StoopTroup]

I've suddenly got a cough that won't go...............sdafdhn cxjokd;l v.?

[olevetonahill]

Looks to me like he was wrong.

Coulda been right an you just one of us left behinds.:P

[SoonerofAlabama]

Coulda been right an you just one of us left behinds.:P

Come to think of it...I haven't seen any of my neighbors today. Just figured they were on vacation. :D

[SoonerofAlabama]

Watched CBS news. They did a story on how the guy who had this theory was sad because it didn't happen today.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

Maybe the date was in Base 16 or something

[CrimsonJim]

Where's Waldo?!

[StoopTroup]

I woke up and was in a parachute outfit and got pushed out of a C-130. I landed in a field outside Coffeyville Kansas and the Wife picked me up early this morning and brought me Home.

I have no idea how I got from my bed into the c-130

[SoonerofAlabama]

Did you get probed?!

[StoopTroup]

Did you get probed?!

I can't tell. i don't think it was aliens.

I think it was someone from the Herman Cain fo Prez Committee....

[opksooner]

If you happen to encounter any disappointed believers later today, just tell them "hey....relax, it's not the end of the world"

[StoopTroup]

So it's official then....

What if God was gonna do yesterday but decided to do it like Monday after he rested on Sunday?

[soonerchk]

I went for a while, but all the fun people were left behind, so I came back.