Coolest Thing

[oudavid1]

You own?


Go

[3rdgensooner]

My faculties

[AlboSooner]

my twitter

[WichitaSooner]

You own?


Go

In thinking about responding to this thread, I realized that either I don't own any single thing that is super cool... or that I just have A LOT of really cool ****...

Hmmmm.... I don't know...

[soonerchk]

Boobs.

[WichitaSooner]

Boobs.

Did you ever consider that you MIGHT be selling your vag short???

[soonerchk]

Did you ever consider that you MIGHT be selling your vag short???

I can't wear a low cut shirt and stop traffic with it, so no.

[3rdgensooner]

BOOBIEZ!! SHE HAZ THEM!!

[WichitaSooner]

I can't wear a low cut shirt and stop traffic with it, so no.

If you were to wear nothing BUT a shirt... I am pretty sure your vag WOULD stop traffic... just sayin'

[BillyBall]

Boobs.

Game. Set. And Match...

[KantoSooner]

Boobs.

well, someone has to do it....

"Without pics, this comment is meaningless"

[dynersooner]

If you were to wear nothing BUT a shirt... I am pretty sure your vag WOULD stop traffic... just sayin'

HEY SEUSS!!! HOW BIG IS HER VAG!?!?!?!

[soonerchk]

HEY SEUSS!!! HOW BIG IS HER VAG!?!?!?!

One of my life goals is to make sure he never knows the answer to that.

[2121Sooner]

HEY SEUSS!!! HOW BIG IS HER VAG!?!?!?!

Due to certain "yeast" issue, I am gonna say bigger than a bread box

[OU Engineer]

2012 Victory High Ball

Look it up.

[2121Sooner]

If I have to look it up is it really that cool?

But I did.......and it is

[Penguin]

I own a pair of jeans that makes my *** look good.

[Cheez-It]

At this very moment it is the slice of "The Great Wall of Chocolate" cake that is in front of me.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

YOUR MOM BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN

[sooner59]

An OU football helmet autographed by Jason White, Billy Sims, and Steve Owens.

[olevetonahill]

Nosy lil bastard, aint ya?

[WichitaSooner]

Nosy lil bastard, aint ya?

Exactly.... between Twitter, Facebook, and http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=154565


He will gather enough information to find out where you live and when you'll be gone so he can steal all the cool **** listed in this thread.

[crawfish]

Nothing's neater than my peter.

[texaspokieokie]

An OU football helmet autographed by Jason White, Billy Sims, and Steve Owens.

Us too, only ours is a football.

[Jammin']

Our deep freeze.

[JohnnyMack]

Dean's butthole.

[texaspokieokie]

how bout "house" ???

good answer,good answer !!!!

[C&CDean]

Dean's butthole.

You must really own some crappy ****.

[Howzit]

My Gandolph action figure I carved out of soap.

http://www.collectoybles.com.au/catalog/images/gandalf.jpg

[texaspokieokie]

My Gandolph action figure I carved out of soap.

http://www.collectoybles.com.au/catalog/images/gandalf.jpg

you can use it when (if) you shower.

[C&CDean]

You made Gandalf's hat look like dude from Big Trouble in Little China dumas.

[Howzit]

you can use it when (if) you shower.

Ohohohoho no. Gandolph is off limits.

I use one of the other ones for that.

http://www.toymania.com/columns/spotlight/images/tt2packstitle.jpg

[Howzit]

You made Gandalf's hat look like dude from Big Trouble in Little China dumas.

I will shove Gandolph's hat up your bottom, pal.

[C&CDean]

I thought you didn't take him in the shower.

[Howzit]

I thought you didn't take him in the shower.

For your bottom I'd make an exception.

[Romulus]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/tlginbeth/photo12.jpg

[mgsooner]

I own a queso pot that is shaped like a football.

[SoonerofAlabama]

An Oklahoma Sooners football signed by Bob Stoops.

[AlboSooner]

I like that pic of gandolph the grey

[StoopTroup]

A woman massager that can give unlimited orgasms.

[CrimsonKel]

My Gandolph action figure I carved out of soap.

http://www.collectoybles.com.au/catalog/images/gandalf.jpg

http://fuzzyface.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/you_cannot_pass.jpg

[lexsooner]

OU football programs, ticket stubs, football magazines from the Fairbanks/Switzer era of the 1970s. I have the game program from the Game of the Century, 1971, OU vs. Neb.

[SanJoaquinSooner]

this time of year, it's my tomato plants.

[GDC]

the head of Alfredo Garcia

[OUmillenium]

24 inch Shogun Warriors Godzilla with box and instructions that my mom got me from Gibson's back in the day for $5.95 clearance.

That or my Glock 21 w/27 round clip.

[soonerprices]

http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv30/soonerprices/P1010730.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

36 double rolls of toilet paper.

[delhalew]

Sonic blue Fender Telecaster.

[pphilfran]

Probably my game room...but the 911 is a close second...

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/GameRoom004.jpg

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/911.jpg

[sanantoniosooner]

36 double rolls of toilet paper.

I got caught up in all the fancy stuff everyone else was posting.

We really only bought the 24 pack.

[Penguin]

I got caught up in all the fancy stuff everyone else was posting.

We really only bought the 24 pack.


How can we ever trust you again?

[sanantoniosooner]

How can we ever trust you again?

What if I told you it was only a 12 pack?

[pphilfran]

What if I told you it was only a 12 pack?

That would still be cool...

[soonerprices]

P

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii187/pphilfran/GameRoom004.jpg



That Ultimate Sooner Fan poster is really cool.

Our school is moving to a new building so a lot of teachers are getting rid of things that have been in their rooms for years. Teachers just put stuff in the teachers lounge and its free to the first person to take it. Someone put about 10 Ultimate Cowboy Fan posters in there and they have been sitting there for about 2 weeks. I guess the cowboy version of the poster is not as cool and wouldn't make it in a thread like this one.

[Sooner_Tuf]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/tlginbeth/photo12.jpg

You need to clean your sink, that's nasty :D

[StoopTroup]

You need to clean your sink, that's nasty :D

That's where "The" took a ****?

[OutlandTrophy]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a388/tlginbeth/photo12.jpg

pssssst, it's not plugged into the wall...