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Howzit
5/20/2011, 10:07 AM
Would you be ready?

Serious responders only please, if you are not sincere, please don't contribute.

In fact, **** it, can a mod please just delete this thread?
Mjcpr
5/20/2011, 10:08 AM
WTF is Vishnu?
DIB
5/20/2011, 10:09 AM
Which one is Vishnu?

http://images.wikia.com/wikiality/images/c/c1/GaneshSimpsons.png
Howzit
5/20/2011, 10:10 AM
:les: WHY CAN'T I DELETE MY OWN THREADS?!?!?
Mjcpr
5/20/2011, 10:10 AM
:les: WHY CAN'T I DELETE MY OWN THREADS?!?!?

You should be able to, you're a sponsor.
Howzit
5/20/2011, 10:10 AM
WTF is Vishnu?

I think that answers my question.
DIB
5/20/2011, 10:11 AM
:les: WHY CAN'T I DELETE MY OWN THREADS?!?!?

HomerGanesh has willed that this thread remain undeleted.
Mjcpr
5/20/2011, 10:11 AM
I think he helped me with my AT&T order the other day.
Howzit
5/20/2011, 10:12 AM
And stay the **** away from my cow.
picasso
5/20/2011, 10:14 AM
It would be better if you appeared Howzit. Judging by your pic in your avatar, you have got it goin' on girl! I love me some fivehead.
stoops the eternal pimp
5/20/2011, 10:16 AM
Howzit is much hawter in person
Howzit
5/20/2011, 10:17 AM
You do awesome Indian pitchers, pic, maybe you could do one of Vishnu.

Don't forget the feather.
3rdgensooner
5/20/2011, 10:20 AM
I got my chakra and my lotus flower.
Cheez-It
5/20/2011, 10:26 AM
IF Vishnu appeared....I would most likely be reincarnated to a cockroach and placed in a rich person's kitchen. Over, and over, and over, and over...
DIB
5/20/2011, 10:27 AM
IF Vishnu appeared....I would most likely be reincarnated to a cockroach and placed in a rich person's kitchen. Over, and over, and over, and over...

Why does that give me an erection?
fadada1
5/20/2011, 10:42 AM
i think i hit a vishnu on the way into work this morning...
AlboSooner
5/20/2011, 10:48 AM
I saw Vishnu at 7-11 this morn
StoopTroup
5/20/2011, 10:48 AM
Does Vishnu pass a collection plate?
Howzit
5/20/2011, 10:52 AM
I heard Vishnu can get a little handsy.
stoopified
5/20/2011, 11:04 AM
WTF is Vishnu? +1
OULenexaman
5/20/2011, 11:05 AM
Hello....I Vishnu a Merry Christmas....good day.
StoopTroup
5/20/2011, 11:07 AM
Do you have to smoke the good stuff to see Vishnu or can you see him if you put one of your testicles in a pair of pliers and squeeze really hard?
Howzit
5/20/2011, 11:09 AM
WTF is Vishnu?


+1

Cretins.
NormanPride
5/20/2011, 11:09 AM
I thought it was Shiva that ended the world?
StoopTroup
5/20/2011, 11:11 AM
I thought Shiva was a prison *****.
Howzit
5/20/2011, 11:13 AM
I thought it was Shiva that ended the world?

Um..that's tomorrow, dumas.
Chuck Bao
5/20/2011, 11:13 AM
I would be less concerned if Vishnu (the preserver) were to appear than Shiva (the destroyer).

Edited to add: Dang NP beat me to it.
NormanPride
5/20/2011, 11:13 AM
Um..that's tomorrow, dumas.


Well, you're always premature, so I just thought...
soonercruiser
5/20/2011, 02:02 PM
Hello....I Vishnu a Merry Christmas....good day.

:D :D :D
soonercruiser
5/20/2011, 02:08 PM
I thought it was Shiva that ended the world?

Holy COW!

http://members.cox.net/franklipsinic/Other/holy%20cow.jpg
Fugue
5/20/2011, 02:45 PM
the stones will be found Dr Jones, but you won't
Blue
5/20/2011, 05:53 PM
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